Note: I dont own much of this randomnessnessnessness (etc)...It's what my friends and I wrote in English class...(ya guys I added a bit, it a little short otherwise...).
Lightning flashed, as thunder boomed, shaking the shrieking shack's walls. The shack's walls creaked and moaned, leaning slightly to the left. Chipped and cracked with age, the house loomed ahead, singled out on the hill. Suddenly the most horrible of beasts, dreadful and ghastly, entered the shack. They had left their posts at Azkaban - pink monkeys of doom with blue fluffy boots and sparkly red stilletoes on their hands. Then with a crack a giant pickle fell out of the closet,
"Hey wait a minute...Where's Potty!"
"I here boys! I've been slavering over a hot oven, preparing afternoon tea!" Harry said pushing open the cracked old wooden kitchen door. Dressed in a floral dress and bright pink mittens, Harry pushed a plate of biscuits into one monkey of doom's paw covered stilletoe.
"Did some say cookies?" Ron said apparating into the room.
"No, Ron I said afternoon tea!"
"Bother...I hate tea! It's-"
"YOU!" screamed a black haired girl, " How can you not like tea! Attack!"
A startled Ron ran for his life, as Harry began talkin sternly to the monkeys of doom, telling them the blue fluffy boots were ruining their posture...
Ya I know, totally random and a load of werid stuff! But yea...hate it or love it I guess...lol Tried to keep it free of swearing...very hard knowing my condition...well tata!