Chapter 2- Don't tell Randy

Taker, Randy, Sara and Edge were on their way. Looking about the place, it almost seemed farmiller yet not quite in Taker's eyes. "Have we been here before Sara?" he asked.

She shook her head no. "Yeah I don't remember either" Edge chirped in.

"Why the hell are you a squirrel?" Randy demanded of him.

"Why are you a chick?" Edge shot back. Randy growled. "Hey aren't there other male characters around? Where's Dave?" Randy demanded.

"I thought he would have been Miroku or something," Sara pondered.

Taker sighed. "For all I know he could be Naraku"

It was a thought he, neither Sara nor Edge wanted to think about. "Well any way, he will show up eventually… You ok Randy?" Taker asked with a smirk.

Randy wasn't speaking. "I hate this. I hate this!" he hissed.

"Aw, I think green is your color!" Taker teased.

"Ooo Deadman crossing the line, just remember Take…" Before Edge could finish, Taker plucked him off the ground.

"You say a single word to him about it, and I swear it won't be long before you will be squirrel meat!" Taker rolled his eyes at Edge scaring the holy hell out of him.

"Uh… Never mind" Edge stated as Taker put him back on the ground.

Randy grew curious as to what Edge was going to say, was it a power he had that wasn't to be know? After all, he never did watch Inuyasha. Sara looked about the scene when she heard rustling in the bushes.

"Jeeze!" She knew that voice anywhere.

"Hunter?" she called out, Triple H walked out of the bushes, wearing brown fur, he had a wolf tail and brown hair tied back in a ponytail. "Ah, we have found our Koga!" she laughed.

Triple H stared at her oddly. "A what?" he asked.

"Koga, you're a wolf demon!" Taker explained.

Hunter looked Taker up and down. "What's with the ears?"

"I'm Inuyasha"

Hunter soon came apone Randy, instantly losing it. "OH MY GOD! HAHAHA!" he laughed aloud falling to the ground.

Randy glared at him. "Ok shut up! Just forget about it!" he yelled at Hunter.

Triple H had to take a few minutes to catch his breath. He couldn't breath. "Oh, damn… Wait, where's Stephanie? And Kane? And Dave?" Hunter asked with great concern.

Taker sighed. "They will show up eventually. No doubt either Kane or Dave got Sesshoumaru"

Hunter stared at him oddly. "You know an awful lot about this stupid show," he stated.

Taker glared at him. "Don't mistaken useless knowledge as useless boy, beside I'm quite sure I know what I'm doing"

Sara smiled. "Sure you do, you fell asleep through the DVD the last time" Sara shot back.

Taker snarled to her. "Yeah, yeah get off my back woman"

She giggled at Taker's ears twitched every so often. "That's adorable on you"

"God I got to get out of here"

Hunter nodded. "Well then, let's get going to where ever the hell we are suppose to go." As they walked Hunter asked what was so special about Koga.

Sara explained to him Koga had two jewel shards in his legs, which allows him to run faster and have a lot of kicking power in his feet. Hunter nodded. "Works for me" he said. Taker's nose soon twitched at something, someone was coming this way. Triple H did too.

"Uh, what's going on?" Randy asked in concern.

"HEY! WAIT UP!" all of them turned to see Matt Hardy once more as Miroku.

Taker stood there rather confused. "What in bloody hell are you doing here?" he demanded.

Matt smirked. "I saw you guys got stuck so I came to offer my… know how…" Matt's eyes took one look at Randy. "DAMN! HAHAHA!" he laughed aloud.

Edge grinned. "For once I'm not the center of attention"

Randy however was getting sick and tired of it. "Just shut up and sit on it ok!" he yelled. Taker's eyes widened as he fell face first into the ground.

"Ow" he moaned.

Randy glared at him. "What's with the Deadman?"

"Oh, he slipped" Sara lied; not telling Randy had a sit command over Taker. Triple H himself was perplexed to what happened. Sara glared at Matt silently telling him not to say a work.

"My Lord, it's your dimwitted half brother Inuyasha and company" came the voice of Jaken. Kane, Steph and Jaken were visible on the path with the two-headed dragon Ah and Un.

"I'm well aware they are here Jaken, thanks" Kane replied back. He smiled to them and waved with his arm. Kane paused when he came apone Randy. "Don't tell me… HE got KAGOME! HAHAHA!" Kane laughed aloud.

"SHUT UP!" Randy shot back. "I would like to see how well you would do with someone who has breasts!"

Kane smirked. "Naw, I got only one arm, so I'm good"

Triple H instantly ran to Steph pulling her in his embrace. "Thank goodness you're safe!" he said.

Ah and Un however didn't take to kindly to Triple H touching Stephanie, Ah nudged him away harshly with his nose as Uh set out a bolt of lighting from it's mouth. Hunter jumped to avoid the blast only to catapult himself into the air! "AAHHHHH!" he screamed as he nearly went into the clouds.

"That's gonna be one hell of a fall" Taker sighed as Triple H was falling rapid.

"Oh look Hunter's taking a dive!" joked Randy.

Kane took a step to the left and looked up, he placed his arm out and caught Hunter before he hit the ground.

"My hero" Hunter joked. Kane however instantly dropped Hunter to the ground.

"Are we done? Can we please get the hell out of here now? I've done this once before and I'll be in hell if I endure this again!" Taker growled when he finally got himself off the ground. They were on their way once more, Hunter kept his distance from Stephanie since Ah and Uh were watching her closely, and Randy kept readjusting his skirt as Taker placed his arm around Sara.

"Let's hope we find Dave in time" Sighed Sara.

Matt was stunned. "You haven't found Batista? Oh crap!" Matt growled.

"Why, what is it this time?" Kane asked.

Matt explained the DVD Dave put it wasn't the one he thought. Matt seems to have a bad habit of mixing up his DVD collection. "Uh, it's the band of seven again" he explained.

This wasn't good news for the Deadman. "You mean that gay guy is in this?" he demanded.

"Ew there is one of those?" Randy asked.

"Yeah, but Damn!" Taker growled. "That the last thing I need, an obsessed fan"

"You got one too many of those already" Sara replied.

"Don't worry little bro, you're brother Sesshoumaru is here to protect you." Kane stated with a smirk.

Jaken however sighed aloud shaking his head. "Master Sesshoumaru has lost it I'm afraid" he muttered as they were on their way once more down the path, they had to find Batista… where ever and who ever he was….