A Walk in Your Shoes II
Chapter 1: Zapp Brannigan Comes to Visit
Disclaimer: I currently have a team of lawyers working on it, but for now, I don't own any piece of Futurama.
Wow. My first story did great. In a little over a month I received over 1000 hits and 25 reviews. Thank you to everyone who read it. This story will make references to the first one, but you don't need to read it to understand this one. You should read the first, but if you don't have time to, it's okay.
In outer space, a ship was slowly drifting, orbiting the Earth. It was a huge, grey, ship, very large in size, just sitting there. It was very calm and peaceful looking.
Captain Zapp Brannigan, of the ship The Nimbus, was best known for defeating a giant Kill-bot army. He was one of the galaxy's most famous heroes. Even knowing this, Zapp could easily be described in one word. There were many one-word phrases to describe him as. The three best would be pervert, oblivious, and idiot.
Zapp Brannigan was hated by his crew. His marvelous defeat of the Kill-bots only happened because he sent wave after wave of his own men at the Kill-bots until they reached their kill limit. He always had one medal on his uniform, but for some reason, every time he explains it, he got it for a different reason.
Zapp was loved by millions of women throughout the universe. Still, he loved only one person. He had successfully seduced the Planet Express Ship captain, Turanga Leela, once, and had been obsessed with her ever since. He tried to win her heart countless times, but he was an idiot, dumber than Philip J. Fry, and Leela wouldn't love him.
Zapp was in the holo-shed, running a simulation that involved Leela, doing things. Like mentioned before, one word to describe him was pervert. Shortly after Zapp had turned on the simulation, hell broke loose. A picture of Leela had disappeared and was replaced by a new one, a real one.
Zapp looked up to see everyone's favorite evil, reincarnated president with a top hat. Evil Lincoln was staring down on Zapp, an evil glint in his eyes.
Two anonymous crewmembers were walking back from lunch when they heard a scream. It was a high-pitched sissy scream. A few seconds later, they saw their captain run by, being chased by a president wielding an axe.
Lieutenant Kif Kroker was depressed. He usually was. Kif didn't really like his job, as co-captain. Zapp Brannigan commonly mistreated him. Even worse, it kept him away from his girlfriend and smizmar (She who is the cause of a creature of Kif's race to become pregnant. In Kif's race, the males give birth), Amy Wong, Planet Express intern.
Kif was thinking depressing thoughts when he heard a high-pitched scream. Kif sighed. "Okay," he said to the crewmembers in the crew room, "Get ready. Zapp's coming in."
As Kif predicted, the galaxy's greatest hero ran in, screaming from a president with a weapon from over one thousand years ago. Zapp ran up to Kif and picked him up. He held Kip out as a sword, as to defend himself against Evil Lincoln. Evil Lincoln laughed and threw his axe at Zapp.
Zapp and Kif screamed. Fortunately, Zapp had many years experience at being a coward, and was able to duck just in time. The axe buried itself into the controls of the ship. The ship started falling out of the sky. It sped up as everyone onboard was thrown against the wall. Then, with a loud crash, the great ship collided with the ground.
"Don't worry," Zapp announced to his crew, none of which remotely cared about his health, "I'm okay. Thank you, Kif. Your squishy head absorbed the blow."
The ship had a hole in it. It had also made a hole in the building they had crashed next to.
"Be careful," Zapp said to his crew as they walked into the building, "We have no idea what planet we're on. The natives may be hostile."
"Sir," Kif said, "We're on Earth."
"Earth, huh," said Zapp, "Sounds like a horrible planet where perverted, oblivious, idiots are born. Be extra careful."
Then, a door next to them opened up and Professor Farnsworth walked in. "What are you doing in my lab?" he shouted.