Chapter 3- What could be worst?

Matt decided to give Triple H, Stephanie and Randy a crash course in Inuyasha, however due to Taker's stare of anger, he omitted the part about Randy being able to say sit will force the Undertaker down to the ground. Hunter learned how to control the jewel shard in his legs; he teased Kane by running circle around him. However Kane easily struck back with his whip, sending Hunter flying into the bushes.

"HEY! I didn't know Sesshoumaru could do that!" Taker yelled out.

Kane smirked. "He's my favorite character, so I know all his powers!"

Taker growled at him, for Kane could have told him of that power when he was Sesshoumaru the last time. Edge was content trying out his fox magic, including riding a straw horse through the air.

"Sweet!" he would call down to the others. "HAHA, I'm flying!" he laughed. Kane turned to Ah and Uh. "Sick'em!" he said. Instantly they flew up and blew Edge from the sky! Edge fell right onto Randy's head, and a bunch of weeping mushrooms followed.

"What the hell are these things?" Triple H demanded.

"Weeping mushrooms, used often in fox magic. I don't really know what they are for" Matt replied.

Edge rested on Randy's head. "Ooo silky smooth" he smirked.

"Get off my head you squirrel freak!" Randy growled as he threw Edge off.

"OW! HEY!" he growled back.

"Knock it off you two!" Taker shot to both of them. Things were getting rough, just then Randy had this strange look on his face.

Kane noticed his look. "What's wrong?" he asked.

"I don't know, probably nothing" he replied, just as Taker looked at Randy did something snake like come from the woods. Kane saw it from the corner of his eye, and pulled out Tokigen. His blade was wrapped up in that of another's. The point was inches before Taker's face.

"DAMN!" Taker yelled as he fell back. He turned to Randy. "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU SENSED SOMETHING?"

Randy looked at him confused. "How the hell was I suppose to know it was something important!" he shot back. Kane tried to pull that coiled metal from his blade, yet the metal uncoiled itself, on the road was the oh so farmiller Jakotsu. He grinned at all of them.

"Oh, we have the merry men… and women here… INUYASHA!" he said with great pleasure. Taker pulled out Tetsusaiga and stood ready. Jakotsu looked at him strangely. "Oh, you're eyes are the darkest green I have ever seen, so handsome on you, and very becoming. Just like those fluffy white ears of yours, you really are a handsome creature," he said with great passion.

Sara looked rather freaked out. "Coming from another woman is freaky, come from a man… even worst" she said in disgust.

"You want him?" Randy asked with a grin.

Jakotsu's eyes caught those of Orton. "Oh, your little friend there is starting to look better. I think… I can't tell with women, they are no fun anyway," he stated.

Kane looked to Taker. "That's just plain creepy" he said.

Sara nodded in agreement. "What's worst, a rapid, crazy fan? Or him?" Sara asked.

Taker paused for a moment, even taking time to scratch his head. "Hm, let me get back to you on that"

"Enough talk! Let's fight!" Jakotsu send his sword out once more, Taker dodged it just in time. Kane got an idea.

"Take, same as before we knew he was here!" he called out. Jakotsu called his blade back, only to send it out once more. Kane caught it in Tokigen. "NOW" Kane roared out. Taker, for the first time used the windscar on Jakotsu. He managed to avoid it, just barely.

He dropped his sword. The stretched out blades vanished. Jakotsu quickly retrieved his blade and ran for it.

"Well, that didn't go like the last time" Kane stated as he placed Tokigen back into its protector.

Taker did the same with his sword. "Well then. Something tells me I'm a better Sesshoumaru than you are!" he smirked.

Kane glared back at him. "Screw you Deadman!" Kane stated.

"Are you insulting my master!" Jaken yelled as Taker stood in front of Kane.

This caused Taker to smirk and even chuckle. "This is too much, the frog is coming to your rescues!"

As Taker laughed he didn't see Sara walking up to Randy, whispering in his ear. Kane turned and saw the biggest smirk come across Randy's face.

"Hey Taker!" Randy called with a grin. Taker turned and saw Sara grinning. She did something bad.

"…. No… Please… Randy Don't you even dare boy!" Taker warned.

"SIT!" Randy yelled out. Taker plunged face first into the ground much like how Inuyasha does.

Kane lost it then and there. "Randy, you made my day!" Kane laughed.

"Orton. When we get back. Your ass is mine!" Taker warned.