Chapter 5 the Missing found.

"Who the hell was that?" was the campfire conversation of the night from Triple H. "I mean that thing hit on Taker more time than it tried to kill him!"

"That's Jakotsu, the gay member of the band of seven. He fancy Inuyasha" Matt explained.

Taker glared at Kane. "Yeah well last time I did away with him faster than you!" he hissed.

Kane smirked. "It was your windscar, not mine. Besides I gave you a chance to show off, Jakotsu is powerless without his sword. And we all know words get you nowhere with the Deadman"

The ground laughed, all but Taker. "I'm going to kick your ass…"

"Sit!" Randy called out, Taker plunged face first into the ground once more. "God, I love this"

"HEY!" Taker got himself off the ground and glared evilly at Randy. "If you want to live long enough to see your next title shot, you will can it with the sit!" he warned.

Sara nodded. "You better listen, after all. Inuyasha protects Kagome. Not Randy Orton" she teased. Randy stopped, and kept his mouth shut. Sara looked around. "You know what's strange. I haven't seen Kilala anywhere!" Sara explained.

"Yeah that's strange too!" Kane replied.

There was an awkward silence, when a call coo came from the forest. Strange thing was even though it was a low pitch it sounded like 'guys?'

Taker turned to the woods, and grinned to see the two-tailed cat. "Well I'll be damned. There's the fur ball!"

The strange thing was Kilala growled at Taker. Sara reached in and pulled her from the bushes. "Hey. What's wrong?" she asked. Kilala leaped out of her arms and became a huge cat creature.

"Oh thank GOD I found you!"

Everyone was silent. "Uh… Matt… does Kilala talk?" Kane asked.

Matt shook his head no. "Kilala is a girl too… it sounds like…"

"DAMN IT, IT'S ME DAVE… BATISTA!"

"YOU'RE KILALA!" Edge laughed.

He growled at the little fox. "And you will be a mouth full to me right now Edge. Ok, what the hell is going on here? I put in the damn DVD next thing I know. I'm a cat!"

"Uh demon" corrected Kane.

Hunter on the other hand was laughing. "And they call you the animal for a reason!"

"HUNTER!" scolded Stephanie that prompted Ah and Un to stare at him with her. Hunter swallowed the words in his mouth. Matt gave Batista the blow by blow on what went wrong.

"Damn, you sound like you've done this before!" Dave laughed as he sat on the ground, his eyes turned to Randy and a cat like smile came over his face.

Randy shot back. "Don't even bother, you're a girl too you know!"

Dave laughed. "Yeah… but I got fur to cover all that, you don't. So HAHAHA!"

Randy glared. "I am never watching anything with you guys again!" Spat Orton.

"Enough with the belly ache' that ain't going to get us out of here any faster! We need to figure out how the hell we got out of here before. Sara? Kane? Matt? Any of you remember?" Taker asked.

Kane scratched his chin in thought. "Uh… no." he stated plainly.

Sara shrugged as well. "We just… woke up"

Taker's attention turned to Edge. "What about you chipmunk?"

"FOX!" Edge shot back. "And how the hell do I know. I don't remember what happen the last time"

"You remembered you were a fox," Sara laughed.

Edge glared at her and turns his back on her. Taker promptly turned him back around. "You don't do that when my wife is talking to your short ass got it?" Taker growled. Edge nodded fearfully.

"So… what do we do?" Batista asked as Sara began to scratch behind his ears. His back foot went. "Oh… Oh Sara… left… left… there… Oh man, that's awesome" he moaned.

"Well I suppose we mess up the episode like the last time. We know Kagome's well isn't the place to go. Let's go kill the band of seven and get it over with!" Kane called out.

Stephanie wasn't too sure. "Is that really a good idea? What if we do all the episodes on the DVD, when it comes to an end it should let us go right?" she asked.

"Well it's already messed up with Kane helping us and Triple H being Koga and assisting me messes with the characters quite abit" Taker replied.

"What, are we suppose to be feuding or something?" Hunter asked.

"Yeah… over Randy" Shuttered the Deadman. His body quivered at the thought. "Hunter… He… I mean… she's all yours. She is your woman" Taker laughed.

Orton however had enough. "Taker SI…" before Randy finished the sentence Kane clasped his hand over his mouth.

"Randy, do you have any idea how much that hurts?" Kane asked him. Randy shook his head no. With a stiff shot, Kane slapped him upside the head. Forcing Orton to the ground. "That's how much"

Randy was sore after that. "OW! That really hurt you know!"

"You tell Taker to sit, I will make you feel his pain." Kane warned. "Unless he's making fun of me, then by all means" he laughed.

"So… where do we go from here?" asked Stephanie.

All eyes turned to Matt. "Well, I guess we keep on walking north, till the Band of seven find us" he replied.

"Fine then, north it is… Do you think Vince would believe this is happening to us?" Hunter asked has he got in a more relaxed position.

Kane smirked. "If he's drunk and high maybe other than that. No"