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Part 4: flirting extraordinaire Part I

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Flirting extraordinaire: phrase.

Flirting extraordinaire describes the event that evolves, when one human being tries to catch the interest of the other human being with various gestures. Such as the batting of eyelashes, playing with hair or touching the other on various places. The event normally starts with a glance. Goes on with said events and ends in some cases in bed or a punch in the face. "Flirting extraordinaire" concludes the event of flirting on a larger scale. Such as making somebody jealous.

Note: When "flirting" be careful who can see you "flirting". If girlfriend catches boyfriend in the event of "flirting extraordinaire", this can result in "break up", "various punches in various places", "mocking".

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A very unpleasant and for some people sleepless night later:

Lorelai skipped into the diner, a huge smiled lighted up her face. Today was the day. She would get him this time. She would get him to loose. The diner was filled with people. Breakfast rush and all. There was no empty table for her in sight. But luckily, a chair at the counter was free. She headed for it, plopped down and scanned the diner for Luke. But he was no where in sight. She cocked her head. A blonde woman was seated on the other end of the counter. Wearing a very low-cut and tight black blouse, which left only little to imagination. Lorelai smirked. So pathetic. Suddenly he came out of the kitchen. He. Luke Danes. A huge Porter House steak on the meat market. A tight white muscle-shirt showed all of his muscles off. Including his infamous tattoo, which she loved so much. She shook her head. She loved his muscles. Each and every one of them. And he knew it. And he wore this shirt on purpose. To get her on. And boy was it working!

He walked up to the blonde woman and smiled at her.

"Are you free tonight Luke?" she asked a cocky smile on her face.

Who was she and how did she know Luke's name? She narrowed her eyes.

"Yeah I think I am."

Lorelai flinched. He wasn't seriously considering to go on a date with that trollop.

"Oh that's great. We can go and watch a movie. You know in the cinema with all the seats and with other people…"

Duh.

"That would be great Crystal."

And again with the Crystal. What a dumb name. Crystal. She shook herself. Crystal. But it were always the Crystals the girlfriends feared that the boyfriends would go for. And she was no different in that department.

"…and the big screen. You know its white? With small black things on it?"

"You mean dots?"

"Yeah. Dots. And there is no light…you have to be extra careful not to touch anybody on any private places."

Lorelai stared. Images of Luke sitting next to Crystal in a dark cinema, groping her, while pretending to reach for his popcorn flashed in her mind.

"Yeah I think you have to be. Never happened to me before."

"It always seems to happen with the men, that sit next to me. Isn't that funny? I think its funny. That all the men, that sit next to me have problems of seeing in the dark."

Lorelai smirked.

"All people have problems seeing in the dark."

"No. Cats don't have problems to see in the dark."

"But cats are not people."

Lorelai shook her head.

"Oh they are. My Billie Bobby can see very good in the dark."

"That's very good."

"You think I can take him with me tonight?"

Lorelai was about to burst out in laughter. A woman wanted to bring her cat to a date. A cat.

"You think that your cat would enjoy itself?"

"Yeah. He's a boy."

As if that would answer everything.

"Off course."

"He can always enjoy himself."

Luke started to laugh heartedly. Lorelai whispered a very low dirty. Crystal stared at Luke, not quite catching on what he was laughing about.

"Are you laughing about Billy Bobby? I love Billy Bobby. He's my favourite."

"You have other cats than Billy Bobby?"

"No."

Luke narrowed his eyes and nodded.

"I will bring him tonight. And his blue bowl. So he can taste our food."

"Oh okay. Are cats supposed to eat humans food?"

Crystal took a strand of hair in her hand and started to twirl it around her finger, thinking.

"Oh I don't know about other cats. But Billy Bobby eats everything I eat. Sometimes we even eat out of the same bowl. He likes that."

Luke was taken aback. But remained close to her.

"That's great…"

"Yeah. He knows, he can eat anything that mommy eats."

"Mommy?" Luke asked bewildered.

"Yea. I am his mommy."

"Off course."

"Can Billy Bobby and I pick you up at eight?"

Luke smiled. Lorelai stared. That was not possible. In no way was that possible. Luke going on a date with another woman. In no way. She flinched. Images of Crystal atop of Luke came into her mind. And a really huge black cat watching them, while purring like she had no animal purring before.

"Yeah. Ill be ready then."

Lorelai frowned. He was doing it. This was really happening. And she was so sorry for that poor cat.

Crystal leaned over the counter and kissed Luke on the cheek. He smiled. Lorelai's heart dropped. That was not possible.

"See you then Crystal."

"Yeah. Billy Bobby and I will see you later."

And with that, Crystal stood up and walked out of the diner, not without drawing all the looks of every single man in that diner at her and after her. Lorelai walked over to were Crystal had sat and plopped onto her seat.

"Hi Luke." She said sweetly.

"Oh hi Lorelai." He said a little absent.

She retrieved her purse and beat him with it over his chest. He stared at her.

"How could you?"

He still stared at her.

"How on earth could you?"

He caught her purse.

"How could I do what?" he asked innocently.

Lorelai frowned.

"You know damn well mister! You don't get lucky for one day and you go and jump at the next woman in sight!"

"She was not the next women in sight."

"No?

"No. Coffee?"

"You know damn well that I want coffee! That lil' miss wanna be kept your attention occupied, so you didn't even see me and serve me my beloved coffee."

She pouted.

"Oh. I did see you. You sat right over there." He said and pointed to were she had sat before.

"You did?"

Her eyes went wide and she tried to yank her purse out of Luke's grasp.

"You did that on purpose! You flirted with her in front of me! You did that on purpose!"

"And what if I did?"

He smirked.

"Did I make you jealous?"

Her eyes sparkled.

"Oh? That is what you wanted to try? Aww. Little Lukey. You have to do much more to make me jealous."

"Oh yeah?" he said in a very deep voice.

"Oh yeah." She said equally as deep.

She placed her hand on his biceps.

"You like?"

"I looooooooove."

He smirked. She bent down. Her tongue touched his biceps. She licked over it. Luke shivered. He yanked his arm away.

"Damn woman!"

"Aww. You know what? I take that coffee to go! I'm sure you have sooo much to prepare for your date tonight. With Crystal." She said in a high pitched voice.

He frowned.

"OH and we don't wanna forget Billy Bobby."

She laughed. He frowned. She retrieved her purse and now coffee.

"Oh and Luke? Don't break that poor cats heart. Cats are only human too!" she said in a high pitched voice.

He frowned again. She skipped out of the diner. Many glances following her. All of them belonging to men. Oh yes. Lorelai could still do it.

Luke frowned. That was not how it was supposed to go. She was supposed to beg him to not go on a date with Crystal. She was supposed to get so jealous, and loose the bet in the end. But no. Everything his try on Lorelai has brought him was a date with a cat. Oh Lorelai. There will be hell to pay.

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Uh. Intrigue. I wonder if Lorelai catches Luke with the cat...you review and I let you find out!

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To Be Continued...or should I end it rite here? Hmm. Jurys still out on that!

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