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gilmoregirlkk: Always good to hear. Well...why not? I love to tease. Me and teasing...I basically invented the word! Loved your review! Dublicate!
DragonMouse: Well...he is not going to win. That Luke. Help me...who is Luke again? Review again! Liked this one!
mycrazylilstrawberry: Aww. The strawberry is back. Not liking my Crystal :( Tell me why! And review again!
Jorien: I'm hyper too:p Thats why I wrote the story. Being hyper has some good effects. THANKS for your review. Keep doin it!
lue: Yeah. Biceps r yummy. Lets order 2:p And Lorelais not going to win. Because I dont know who Lorelai is! Well...carry on! And thanks for your reviews!
beautifulbutterfly: Well...49 actually! Thanks to ALL da nice people! Uh and read ya soon! Thanks for tunin in!
waitingtuesday: Im honored. That you think such a thing happened to me. That means you think I did not make it up. Well I did...but shhh! Tease is my second name :p. Loved your review! Keep em comin!
shamelessOne: Well thank you. I dont like Luke. I dont know Luke...why are people saying something about some Luke? Well...keep readin and reviewing! Thanks for your review!
javajunkie219: Well Im not continuing. Never. no way. There is no way. Oops...I just updated. Sorry...wont happen again. Be good and keep readin and reviewin. Thank you very much for your review!
Ruli: Well...who said there was going to be a part 2? Uh...Part 1 might have given it away. DAMN! And I decided on who is going to lose. Billy-Bobby isnt! Well...oops. I gave it away. KEEP REVIEWING. and thanks for this one!
bAyLeIgH aNnE: Your nickname is too hard to write. Sorry if I got it wrong. Keep on breathing, reading and reviewing. Reviewer that breathe are living longer. Take the hint and review again!
Bloomin Daisy: Dont worry. Luke and Billy-Bobby will marry. Yup. At the very end of this story...OOPS I gave it away :( Ignore that. Review again! And thanks for this one!
Copperboombaby8: No. Yes. No. Yes. Nes. Yo. Ugh. I cant make up my mind. Im rootin for the mountie-hat to win! Keep on r'n'ring! Thanks for this review!

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Part 5: A Striptease session

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A striptease session: phrase.

A striptease session is a period of time, in which one individual removes clothes from his or her body. The presence of music, to underline said removal of clothes is essential. Dancing while removing said clothes makes said period of time only more enjoyable. The presence of an audience is during said period of time a needed thing. Removing clothes with no audience is not considered a striptease session, it is only considered as removing clothes session.

Note: Do only remove clothes in front of audiences, that can and will appreciate that afford. If this afford is not appreciated that could lead to: "arresting", "rotten tomatoes" or "insults".

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A date with a cat and a few hours later

Lorelai walked into the diner. A huge smile plastered across her face. At this time of the day, the diner was almost empty. Considering the fact that the dinner-crowd had already left and only a few customers were left to deal with, until this fine establishment could close. Lorelai plopped on a stool at the counter. Only moments later, Babette and Ms. Patty entered the diner. They walked straight up to Lorelai. Babette taking the stool right from Lorelai and Ms. Patty taking the left stool. Ms. Patty placed a hand on Lorelai's shoulder.

"I'm so sorry dear."

"Yeah sugar. We didn't know that you and Luke were broken up."

"What are you talking about?" Lorelai asked rather confused.

"I saw him yesterday. With a blonde woman. Top notch body if u ask me."

"Oh and she had a cat sugar. I'm so sorry. It looked a little like Apricot."

"Oh. They were just watching a movie."

"I'm so sorry dear. Wait a minute. You knew that?"

"Yeah. I mean a woman with a cat. No big threat."

"She didn't seem so bright either."

"She kept yammering on and on about people groping her in the dark cinema."

"We are so sorry dear. I hope their kids inherit his brain."

"Uh. And her looks. Their kids will be gorgeous. I tell ya. I'm so sorry sugar."

"She was just a friend." Lorelai tried desperately.

Finally Luke appeared from the kitchen. And was about to turn around and disappear again, at the sight of Babette and Ms. Patty hovering over Lorelai.

"Luke! Luke! Come here!" Lorelai yelled.

Luke looked at Ms. Patty and Babette again. He shook his head and disappeared into the kitchen.

"Excuse me for one second." Lorelai said.

She jumped off the stool and walked into the kitchen. She grabbed Luke by his sleeve and dragged him out.

"Now. Tell them." She demanded.

"Tell them what?" he asked innocently.

Lorelai narrowed her eyes. She was now standing next to Luke, behind the counter opposite from Babette and Ms. Patty. Luke looked at them. Like a deer caught in the headlights.

"We saw you cutie. We saw you yesterday. With that blonde gorgeous."

"And we saw her cat too, sugar."

"She was just a friend of mine."

Luke sighed.

"Sure. A lady-friend. And who is believing that."

"I'm sure she had the hots for you. I mean, who doesn't. I could eat you up."

Babette leaned over the counter almost threateningly.

"She was just a friend. She wanted to go see a movie. And Lorelai had no problem with that. Why would you?" he asked desperately.

"We don't want you to break this girls heart." Ms. Patty pointed to Lorelai.

"I'm not. I'm not."

"You sure sugar? You sure your still together?"

Lorelai smiled. She was enjoying Luke's squirming.

"Yes I'm sure. We were never better."

Lorelai smiled at both of them. She grabbed Luke's sleeve again.

"I gotta talk to you." She said in a very seductive voice.

Ms. Patty and Babette grinned. Lorelai winked at them. Their grins grew bigger. Lorelai dragged Luke up to his apartment. He let her do it, more or less willingly. She opened the door, pushed him in and onto the couch in his living-room-area. She walked up and down in front of the couch. She crouched down in front of him.

"So? How was that date of yours? Good? Aww. Did lil Lukey like the pussy wussy kitty. Aww. he did. look at him blushing. Aww. He really did."" her voice threateningly sweet.

There was no right answer to this right? If he said yes, she was going to kill him. If he said no, she wouldn't believe him and kill him. A no win situation. He sighed. Desperate times called for desperate measures.

"A very good date. Enjoyed every minute of it." He smirked.

"Really? And the cat? You liked the cat too?"

"I loved the cat. Very good idea to bring your pet to a date. You should do that too."

"Maybe I will."

"Well you should."

"If this date was such a success, why don't you go on another date with her? Uh and the girl."

Lorelai grinned now. Knowing fully well, that Luke had suffered the worst date of his life with the cat. Uh and the girl.

"Maybe."

"Yeah. Oh I know! We make this relationship an open relationship. You can date. I can date. Oh and we can date each other."

"No."

"No?"

"No. I'm not making our relationship an open relationship."

"Oh. You're just scared. Admit it."

"No. I'm not."

"Oh come on. Or was this date not as good as you told me it was."

A smile on her face.

"Well. She kept talking to that cat. Asking it, what she should order. What movie we should see. Hell she talked to the cat more than she talked to me!"

"Aww. Poor Lukey." She said in a mocking voice.

"I know what." Her eyes sparkling.

"What?"

Fear visibly in his voice. She walked over to his radio and dug through her purse. Finally she retrieved a CD and popped it in. A song began to play. She walked back over to Luke. She gazed deeply into his eyes and smiled.

She started to sway to the music. The song grew faster and faster. Her swaying turned to more and more hip-swinging. He stared at her. She started to play with her button down blouse. Caressing the fabric. Her hands gliding up and down.

Luke's mouth hung open.

She opened her first button.

She winked at him.

The second button was open. She continued dancing. While she opened her blouse. Button by button. Slowly. Until she finally had it all open and flashed him.

He swallowed hard. He stood up. She pressed him back down. She was now only inches from his face away. She unbuttoned her jeans. And finally the zipper. The music now fully in the background. It was only her he could see. Her jeans glided down. Slowly. Very slowly. She dropped her blouse. Now she was standing there. Mere inches between her and Luke. In bra and panties. Bra and panties only.

"Uh Luke?" they heard a voice.

Lorelai's eyes grew wide. She tried to drag her jeans back up.

"Luke?"

Caesar came into view. He stared at the two of them. Lorelai frantically buttoning her jeans, her upper body still only covered by her bra. Music playing in the background. He put two and two together and came up with the event that was taking place or better had been taking place only moments before. Lorelai didn't look him in the eye. She had something of deer caught in headlights on her. And she suddenly found her shoes very interesting.

"Uh. I'm sorry."

He placed a hand in front of his eyes.

"I just wanted to tell you, that the diner is now empty and that I closed up."

He waved blindly at them.

"Sorry again. Didn't see anything Lorelai."

And with that he was gone. The door closed behind him. Luke burst out laughing. Lorelai shot him an evil glare.

"Shut up!" she huffed.

She put her blouse back on and buttoned it up. Much faster than just moments before.

"You can go back on dating your cat."

With that she stalked out of the apartment. Luke's burning glance following her and the music still playing in the background. Luke couldn't help but smile. Lorelai's face was priceless, when Caesar walked in on her. Doing her little punishment. And she thought he would cave. Not yet. Not just yet. It was only the third day after all. Striptease or not. The only effect on him was, that he needed a cold shower now. Definitely. But other than that? His brain still had some control over his gut. But for how long, that was the question. There will be hell to pay, Danes. Hell to pay.

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You guys...I figured somethin out...the longer I wait...the more reviews I get. Funny huh? Well...take the hint and make my day:p