Bloomin Daisy: I know. I know. How about letting Luke and Kirk win. Letting the two of them end up together? Married n all? Hmm...my new fanfic! Thanks for your review!
BrunetteJedi: Glad to be off service. Putting readers into mental institutions is my goal. Lukes thoughts are gold. Uh yeah. I know. :D Do it again. The reviewing I mean. Thanks for this one!
DragonMouse: Well the thing is right. More time, more reviews. Since you guys are reviewing anywayI try and update frequently. Yes. Thats what I try. Uh I know...Luke in a leather outfit...well ok. Hes seducing her. Fine. You caught me. DAMN. Keep it up! And thanks for this wittle review!
waitingtuesday: You just guessed my last chapter! Them standing in front of each other. Completly naked. DAMN! Fine. You guys know me too well. Well, keep reviewing anyway! Loved this one!
LLmeantb: You bet. Dirty. Dirtier, keylish. Well...wouldnt it be funny if she let Kirk know, she wasnt wearing any underwear by accident? Hmm. He still has Lulu...Well nevermind. Go and do the reviewing thing again. Purple button n all. Thanks for this one!
missinoutonlife: Ill derate it, that was a typo. For the rest of your review, I can proudly proclaim, that the purpose of this wittle story is, to make things pop into peoples heads. Like a script. Well sort off. I hope I could answer your questions. If there are any left, feel free to get back at me! Thanks for your review! Appreciated it! Do it again!
shamelessOne: But only because YOU say so! Thanks for your review! Keep em comin!
mycrazylilstrawberry: Well...they wont crack. I tell ya. I plan at least 41 more chapters. Yep. Thats what I plan. Im stayin, for a long long time! Thanks for your review! Do it again!
beautifulbutterfly: Your wish, my command.
LittleGGLover: Well, I dont like updating. Its so much work. To get back to all you guys. You know what. Its too much. Im endin it here. sigh And will never update again. dropsdeadofexhaustion See? Im crazy. Very crazy that is! Do it again! My keyboard is not broken in yet and wants me to get back to you guys. Thanks for your review. Dont be shy. Do it again!
CrazyLady42: Wow now thanks! Do it again! Thanks for this one!
gilmoregirlkk: Did you just hex my story? So I wont get any more reviews? sob. Uh but it didnt work! HA! Thanks for your review! Do it again. Hex n all.
LLfreak8285: Well, it didnt get THAT embarassing...she wasnt THAT naked after all. I protected lil Lorelai a lil. Yep. Im kind like that. Now be kind as well and repeat your performance. Uh and review again! Uh thanks for this one!
Ronata: Hmm. Plans in my head. Head inaccesable. So new idea is stuck. In between some Gilmore eps and pictures. I gotta yank it outta there! Read n review again! Thanks for this one!
javajunkie219: Why does Rory need a reason, to take Logan and surprise hermother, who is sitting naked on the couch? I dont think so! Well, if you do...make one up and think THATS the reason I pictured, writing this chapter :D Thanks for your review, do it again!
Copeprboombaby8: Well...mountie hat comes to mind. Whaddya think? A naked mountie hat, to seduce Lorelai! But wait...arent mountie hats always naked? Uh oh! I see a problem. Dont worry, Im workin on it! Keep those reviews comin! And thanks for this.
Terreshami: Hmm. Well...Im considering this option. But that would mean, Id sit in front of my comp 24/7...updating my story. May I ask...are toilet breaks allowed? Thanks for your suggestion. Do it again!
Ruli: Next one to walk in: Ms. Patty. Yep. Thats what I have in mind. Uh and Taylor. And Kirk and Chipsy... uh the list is long. Many chapters to come! Keep readin! And thanks for this review of yours!
Malarvina: Aww, dont worry. I understood every lil word you said. Every lil one. Even the tiny ones. I loved them the most. THANKS for reading my story! And laughin to your comp is very fun. Strange looks occur. I know. Been there, done that. Keep readin and reviewin! Thanks for this one!

THANKS for all the reviews guys! Loved every single one of them!

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Part 7: Flirting extraordinaire Part II

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Flirting extraordinaire: phrase.

Flirting extraordinaire: see chapter Flirting extraordinaire Part I

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Many hours later:

Lorelai was sitting in the diner, a coincident that happened very often in her life. She sat at a table enjoying her beloved coffee. Luke was no where in sight. He was in the kitchen preparing her order. Uh. Now that sounded dirty. But it was true. Bacon didn't deep fry itself. A black-haired man entered the diner. He had green eyes. He smiled at her. She smiled back at him. He walked up to her.

"Hi. I'm sorry for walking up to you like that but…"

She smiled a huge smile at him.

"Oh. Don't worry. Come and sit."

He smiled back at her and sat down, opposite from her.

"Hi."

"You said that already."

"Right."

His cheeks now visibly red.

"I'm Lorelai." She offered.

"Craig."

"Hi Craig."

She mocked him.

"Ok. I deserved that."

She smirked.

"So what brings you to Stars Hollow?"

"Oh. Business."

"And what is that?"

"What would you like it to be?"

"Oh. I love coffee."

"I own a few coffee shops."

"Oh really. What a coincident."

Luke walked up to Lorelai and Craig.

"What can I get you?" he directed to Craig.

"Coffee and pancakes."

"Okay."

He was about to walk away.

"Haven't you forgotten something?"

"And what is that?"

"Has the lady ordered already?"

Lorelai smirked.

"Yes."

Was all he said. He turned on his heel and walked back behind the counter.

"Now he is grumpy."

"You're telling me? And you know why he is so grumpy? He isn't getting any."

Lorelai smirked.

"How do you know?"

"Its written all over his face."

Craig smirked.

Luke returned to them, with Lorelai's order and Craig's coffee.

"Luke?"

He looked at her.

"I want you to meet my friend Craig."

Luke nodded and walked away.

"You know this guy?"

"He's actually a friend of mine."

"Oh. Well. I wanted to ask, are you free tonight?"

"Oh. Well."

Just at this moment Rory and Logan walked in. Luke spotted them and smiled at Rory.

"Come here for a sec."

Luke took Rory by the sleeve and dragged her over to Lorelai and Craig.

"Hey Lorelai. Your daughter wanted to see you."

"Your daughter?" Craig asked dumbfounded.

"Yes. Her daughter. Rory?"

"Yes mommy. I wanted to ask you if you found me a new daddy already."

Rory smiled innocently at Craig.

"A new daddy?"

The sheer look of fear evident on Craig's face.

"Daddy?" Rory said in a childlike voice.

She smiled innocently at Craig.

Craig looked from Lorelai to Rory. Lorelai just stared at Rory. She couldn't say anything.

"Sorry." Craig said.

He stood up and hightailed from the diner.

"What was THAT all about?" Lorelai moaned.

Rory plopped down next to Lorelai. Logan showed up behind Luke and sat down next to Rory.

"I was just stating a fact."

"Yeah right. You just didn't want me to go out with him." Lorelai whined.

"Why would you want to go out with him Mom? You're together with Luke, right?" Rory asked worried.

"Oh that."

Lorelai shrugged. Logan laughed. Rory kicked him under the table. Logan flinched.

"Yeah that."

"And whatever happened to that cat-girl, what was her name again?"

"Crystal."

"He went out with Crystal. And I thought I could go out with that fella."

"You went out with somebody else?"

Rory stared at Luke.

"Yeah. With Crystal and her cat."

Logan snorted.

"You went out with her cat?"

Lorelai nodded.

"We agreed on no other fellas."

"What?" Rory asked confused.

"And no hookers. How do I know Crystals cat wasn't a hooker?"

"What are they talking about?" Logan asked Rory.

"I so don't wanna know."

"Come on. We need to talk." Lorelai stood up and dragged Luke with her.

Lorelai dragged Luke into the storageroom. She shut the door behind them.

"What did you need to talk about?" Luke asked.

"You ruined my date." Lorelai whispered.

Luke grinned at her. Lorelai hugged Luke.

"I wanted to date that guy." She whispered in his ear.

Her hands travelled to his butt and roamed over it.

"Lorelai…"

She put her hands in Luke's back pocket.

"Oh Luke…" Lorelai moaned.

"Lorelai…"

She cocked her head and licked over Luke's neck. Luke shivered. She started to nibbled on his ear.

This was too much. Just plain too much. Luke couldn't form one coherent thought. His gut was disconnected from his brain.

"Oh Luke…" Lorelai moaned into his ear.

And he knew he had lost.

"Are you losing?" Lorelai moaned in his ear.

For just a split second his brain connected with his gut and he pushed her away.

"No." he panted heavily.

"No?"

"No."

And with that, he pushed out of the storage room. Lorelai following close behind. He stood behind the counter again. Lorelai walked over to the other side.

"Enjoyed the show?"

A huge smile on her face.

"Out!" he yelled.

"Oh come on!"

"Out!"

He pointed to the door.

"Make me!" she wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

"Out. Now. Or you know what? Stay. No coffee for a month then."

He smirked. She stared at him. Panic evident on her face.

"You wouldn't possibly!" she gasped.

"I so would."

He smirked. She frowned. He pointed to the door. Lorelai sighed. She gave up and walked out the diner. Something she had never done before. But threatening to deprive her of…that was just too much. And so not fair! But Luke just wait. Just wait. There will be hell to pay. Hell to pay.

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