Well, hi. Don't expect anything big; this is just something I thought up while melting in Spanish class. Oh, and here's everyone's favorite hedgehog with something to say to all the bloodthirsty lawyers.
Sonic: Me, Tails and 'Jingle bells' don't belong to amyluva. However, 'Eggman smells' a.k.a. 'Bob's a jerk' is his.
Why thank you Sonic. For that I will not kill you. And now, let's start this story.
I sighed as I got on the bus. It was the end of summer, and now I was in 4th grade. I sat in a seat in the back of the bus and waited to get to school. Nothing interesting happened on the bus. Nothing ever happens on the bus.
When I got to school, I slowly walked to my class. I went in and sat at a chair about halfway down the class. That's when I realized how hot it was. I wondered why, but soon got my answer.
"Good morning class. My name is Mrs.I'llgiveyouadetentionforseeminglynoreason but you can call me Mrs.I'llgiveyoudetentionforseeminglynoreason."
Then some kid called out. "Can I use the bathroom?"
"No! And you get a detention!"
"Aw."
"2 detentions! Now, class, you may have been wondering why it's so hot in here, right?"
"Um." The kids replied, trying to think of how to answer without getting a detention.
"Detention for all of you! Now, it's because the air conditioner is broken, and will be until Thursday."
Everyone groaned and got a detention, except for Tails. He was thinking about other things, like how to survive the heat. He had heard that if you imagined something cold enough, you would feel colder. He decided it was worth a try, and started singing.
"Oh, jingle bells,
Eggman smells,
Igloos everywhere,
If I didn't have to go to school I would be there…
Jingle bells,
Eggman smells,
Igloos everyewhere,
What I wouldn't give right now to pull on Eggman's hair. (You see, Eggman had attacked a lot during the summer, so he was quite mad at the tub of lard)
Flying through the snow,
With a robot on my tails,
Over the hills we go,
Blasting all the way,
I don't have much longer,
My energy is low,
But I'll take one final blast
Before I have to go…
Oh, Bob's a jerk,
A stupid clerk,
Who ruined all our fun.
He's the one who messed up winter by making the sun… (If you don't know who Bob is, he's my own character who works for almost every evil guy there is, especially Eggman.)
Bob's a jerk,
A stupid clerk,
Who ruined all our fun,
What I wouldn't give right now to kick his sorry bum…
When winter came around,
Bob swore he would be there,
He melted all our snow,
And that just isn't fair,
We can't do anything,
We had better just run,
Cause Sonic is the only one
That can kick his sorry bum…
Oh, Jingle bells,
Eggman smells,
Bob is such a pain,
But together they're amazing power is insane…
Jingle Bells
Eggman smells,
Bob is such a pain,
And together all of our attacks are in vain.
One melted all our hopes,
The other crushed our dreams,
And right now all it does,
Is make me wanna scream,
He killed my Mom and Dad,
And wrecked my feeble home,
And I have just one question
Why can't you leave us alone?"
The teacher walked up to me and said: "have you ever had a detention before, Tails"
"No."
"Well, there's a first time for everything." She handed me this little slip that basically said I got detention for disrupting the classroom. Great.
The End