Here I am, in Summer's house getting her stuff.

Knowing the children who were about to find out their parents were divorcing were inside, I decided to stay out here.

I saw the little 4 year old run out in tears, followed by the 10 year old, who seemed to be acting tough.

Looks like they know.

Jake, walked up to me.

"Who are you?"

"Seth Cohen."

"Why have you been standing outside our house for the last 10 minutes."

"I'm waiting for your mom."

"Is she going somewhere?"

"Yah, sorry about the divorce, must be tough news to deal with."

"Divorce? My parents are getting a divorce!" He yelled.

Oh shit.

"Divorce? Uhhh, I said the force."

He looked at me, confused.

"Yes, may the force be with you."

He ran inside screaming "MOM!"

I walked over to Shaun

"Why are you crying then?"

"I slipped and fell. I got a boo boo"

"I think Summer's gonna give me one."

I had my back facing the house, so I didn't see Summer come out.

"Mommy look maddd" I heard Shaun say

"Shit." I said as I turned around

"Mommy said it's not nice to say that."

"Sorry," I said to him

"Damnit Cohen, you told him?"

"I thought he knew!"

"Well, now he's locked himself in his room, and won't come out."

"Who was watching them anyway?"

"Richard's sister."

"So, do we take them with us or…"

"Yah, we'll go to a motel."

"No, my parents house as plenty of room" I insisted.

"I'll go put Shaun in the car, then deal with Jake."

"I think I'll go get him"

"Seth, you don't even know him."

"He's my son, right? Well then I have to get used to talking to him." I said as I leaned in to kiss her, but she pushed me off.

"Cohen! My son! God, he doesn't even know yet!" She said pointing to Shaun.

"Shaun, look!" I said pointing behind him "Superman!"

Shaun whipped around and I kissed Summer.

I broke away when I thought he would be turning back.

"Oh, man, he left. They do say he's faster then lightning you know.."

She punched me

"You're such a dork Cohen."

"Some would say that. I prefer geek, queer, and who are you again? way better."

"Well then you're a gork."

"What the hell is a gork?"

"A combination of what we prefer. You like geek? I like dork"

"Yah well there's more dork in gork then geek."

"Oh well, my word, my rules." She said as she picked up Shaun and carried him to the car.

"And you call me a dork?"