Red vs Blue: Vampires abound.
Chapter 2: Scary creepy person of creepiness, and a hot chick
ZR…Okay then, yeah second chapter here. And after the first two reviews, I see that almost no one has ever read/seen Hellsing. Probably because that Hellsing is uber gothic-like. That's probably the main reason.
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"Who's there?" Donut asked nervously.
"Alucard, will you please stop being rude."
"Of course master," replied the disembodied voice.
A broad-rimmed hat appeared behind, 'master', along with a tall man wearing a crimson red trench coat, black under coat, white cloves, orange sunglasses, black pants and black boots.
All of the RVB crew were shocked at his sudden appearance, Tex included, most said, "Son-of-a-bitch!" others cowered in fear.
"A good first impression I think," said Alucard
"Enough Alucard!"
"What the hell are you?" asked Tex.
"Me?" he pointed to himself innocently, "I'm a vampire."
"Hold it! I thought I heard you say you're a vampire," said Griff.
Alucard walked over to the RVB crew, "Which one of you said that?"
They all pointed at the gold colored armor one. Alucard walked up to him, took off his glasses and grinned evilly, showing his elongated canines and his red eyes, "Is that enough proof for you?"
Griff nodded quickly and nervously. He smirked and put his glasses back on.
The door of the office opened and the elderly butler walked in, "Sir Integra, shall I get their rooms ready?"
"Ha! I knew that person was a man!" said Sarge.
Integra looked at Sarge with a piercing gaze, Sarge seemed to shrink under the gaze, "If you must know, I'm a woman. And by the looks of it Walter, yes give the so called 'Blues' and 'Reds' their own rooms."
"Of course Integra," he bowed and exited the room.
The RVB crew stared at her for a while, dumbfounded.
"…Ooookay then," said Tucker.
"Wait, I thought 'Sirs' were entitled to men," said Caboose.
"Yes, the title 'Sir' can be for men, but I am a special case. I am a protestant knight of the round table."
"But I thought knights could only be-"
"Caboose, could you stop thinking for five minutes, please, you've giving everyone here a headache!" yelled Church.
"But it's not yelling-"
"I said shut it!"
Caboose made the zipper motion over his faceplate. Church sighed heavily, "You see what we have to put up with."
"Bunch of retards the blues," muttered Sarge.
"I agree sir," whispered Simmons.
"Kiss ass," thought Griff.
"Quite the mouth on the gold one," thought Alucard to Integra.
"Would you for once in your undead life stop poking your nose where it doesn't belong?"
"But it's so fun… you don't want to know what the teal one is thinking about you."
"ALUCARD!"
"Fine master."
"Wait, before you send us off, can I get my own room? A girl has to have her privacy," said Tex.
"Didn't expect there would be a woman within your group, alright then, you'll be bunking with our other vampire, Seras Victoria. Alucard, would you fetch her and Walter?"
"Of course master," and with that he disappeared into the floor.
"When Seras and Walter get up here, you'll be led to your rooms, you may wander around the grounds as you please, just don't break anything, or hurt anybody, or you will be locked up in your room for at least a day, depending on your action."
"…Okay then, Integra was it?" asked Church.
"Yes."
"Okay," he walked over closer to Integra and whispered to her, "As far as I know, the blue one, and the pink one will be causing the most trouble. Also, the Red one and the gold one as well. But that's the extent on what the hell I know."
Just then the door opened and in walked a woman wearing a blue uniform with a skirt, and behind her was Walter. Tucker kept his wide eyes on her as she walked in, "Holy shit!" he thought.
"You called Sir?"
"Yes, you and Walter will show these, visitors, to their rooms. You'll be sharing your room with Tex."
Tex was about to greet Seras when, "Hi I'm Tex!" piped up Tucker.
"No you're not!" yelled Tex as she smacked him unconscious, "Sorry about that, he gets a little too excited when there are any cute girls around. I'm Tex," she extended an armored hand; Seras accepted the hand and shook it once.
"I guess we'll be sharing a room then?"
"It appears that way," replied Tex.
"Church, why is Tucker taking a nap? Its not nap-time yet, its food-time now."
"Caboose, what did I just say earlier?"
"About what?"
"Gah, never mind…"
ZR: Kinda creepy that Alucard huh? WEll, sorry it took so long for an update. I've been working, creating my chapters for this fic and my other fic which i a sequel of a previous fic of mine. Yeah, any way what did you guys, and or gals, think? R&R please!