Red vs. Blue: Vampires abound

Chapter 3:Girl talk, and Freaks?

ZR: Well, this has been an interesting week for me. While surfing the net, I find an article on talking about a kid, who can kick anyone's ass in Mortal Kombat and Soul Calibur. Weird thing is, he is blind. Yes you heard me right, the kid is freakin blind and he can kick you're ass at MK and SC. Also, I learned a new restriction in Vermont. It is illegal to whistle underwater…yes you heard me right, Whistling underwater is illegal…riiiighhtt…

Special thanks to Spartan Commander for sticking with me during the course of the story so far, and yes, O'Malley and the rest will come into play. Especcialy the religious people…they scare me…

Disclaimer: I ownz nothing of RVB, Rooster Teeth own them. And I own nothing of Hellsing, Kohta Hirano owns that. So in short, I own nothing at all…

Walter led the Reds and Blues to their rooms, while Seras led Tex to hers. At the stairs, Seras went down and Walter went up the stairs, leading to the guest rooms. Tucker, after regaining consciousness, tried to follow Seras, but was stopped by Tex and Church. Church grabbed him from behind, while Tex kneed him in the sensitive area. Tucker doubled over in pain, while Church dragged him up the stairs.

Down the stairs Tex followed, into what looked like dungeons. The walls, floors, and the ceiling were all made of stone. After what seemed like hours of walking, Seras stopped at a wooden door, she opened it up to a bleak looking room. There was a single, what appeared to be, four-poster bed, a small table, with only one chair, a dresser, and another door leading to a bathroom.

"It isn't much, but its home."

"Its better than living in the same base with three other guys."

"Can't be worse than living with a few scores of soldiers, and you're undead master."

"Oh, you have no idea…"

"Why don't you take that armor off? It must be hard to move around in it."

"Actually, it fits me perfectly, but you are right, I would like at least to breath un scrubbed air for a change," Tex grabbed her helmet, twisted it slightly, the air inside the helmet seeped out of the new gap, and she took off the helmet. Tex then set it on the table.

Seras took her first look on Tex, short brown hair and green eyes. Tex looked back at Seras, "What?"

"Nothing."

"Hey, you wouldn't have any clothes that would fit me would you?" asked Tex, taking a quick glance at Seras's front.

"I think so," she replied, "Hang on," Seras opened a drawer and began looking through it for something for Tex to wear. She found a tank top, and some baggy jeans, "Sorry, it's the only thing I wear off duty."

"Its alright, it better than nothing."

"What do you mean?"

Tex removeda shoulder plate; there was nothing underneath except bare skin.

"I see, I'll just leave the room for you to change up."

"No problem," replied Tex as she began to take off the armor on her arms.

"WHY THE HELL DID WE GET A ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO HE BLUES?" yelled Sarge to Walter, who was not phased by his yelling, which had lasted for almost fifteen minutes, about the rooms next to the Blues, and nothing else.

"I'm sorry sir, but these are the only rooms available at the moment, the others are being remodeled,"

"REMODELED! WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BEING REMODELED?"

"Not to long ago, Some Freak vampires attacked here, along with hundreds of Ghouls. Many rooms were wrecked, along with all of the Hellsing guards."

"Then who the hell were those guys that nearly killed us?" asked Simmons.

"Hired mercenaries."

"Mercenaries? You mean like Freelancers?" asked Griff

"Of sorts, yes."

"And what are Freaks?" asked Donut.

"Freaks are humans transformed into artificial vampires with Freak Chips."

"So these chips turn humans into vampires? Right?" said Griff.

"Quite right Sir."

"And what are Ghouls?" asked Donut again.

"Humans who had their blood drained from a vampire, non-virgins of course. Once drained, the corpse of the once human is under the control of the vampire. Vampires and Ghouls can only die by a silver bullet to the head, or heart."

"I thought silver was for Werewolves?"

"Yes, Werewolves and Vampires."

"Werewolves are here too?" asked the now cowering Donut.

"Yes, though I'm not exactly sure where they are."

At this Donut ran to the closet and shut himself inside.

"Don't fret, our security system can handle any sort of creature that may find its way onto the grounds, especially with Sir Alucard and Miss Victoria."

"The creepy guy and the chick?"

"Yes."

Griff started laughing at his answer.

"How's a girl like that going to protect us?"

Just then Alucard phased through the floor behind him.

"She is much more powerful that you are, she is my fledgling of course."

Griff, startled at his, second, sudden appearance, jump up in fright, "Jesus Christ!"

"Ahh, Alucard, I was hoping you would provide some proof that Miss Victoria is indeed of protecting them."

"Off course Walter, I'd be happy to show them," he replied with a sinister grin and phased through the floor once again.

"Jesus, I hate it when he does that!"

"He does that a lot, he is somewhat rude. Now If you don't mind, I will check up on your neighbors," Walter bowed and strode to the door down the hall.

"Well, at least we get cable T.V." commented Griff.

"For once Griff, I actually agree with you," replied Sarge

"Yes! For once he isn't made at me!"

"However, the program choices aren't that great Sir," said Simmons

"We'll just have to live with it Simmons," replied Sarge.

"Alright, you can come back in now Seras!" called Tex.

The door opened and Seras walked inside. She looked Tex over in a quick glance. The jeans were a little loose in the hips, and the shirt was loose in the front. Tex had a middle build, muscles were present, but not like a body builder's.

"A little loose fitting, but I'll get used to it."

"Yeah, you are used to having something fitting perfect with you're body huh?"

"Yeah, but I kinda like this. And I'm surprised that my regular body is back."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, in the world that we were blown out of, my body was all machine, it was my second body."

"Second?" stammered Seras.

"Yeah, I was killed by a grenade that the pink one threw at me. And the white one's body was machine as well. He was blown up by a tank."

"Sounds like you had it rough there."

"You have no Idea."

Meanwhile…

Somewhere in the area of Cambridge, several Red and Blue men were held up in an office building.

"Dude, this sucks."

"Yeah, I can't believe we were captured."

"Quiet humans! Or I'll shoot you in the head!"

The reds and blues shut up immediately.

Alright R&Rs, you finally get to see the crazy flag people! They will be having a more…interesting role in the next chapter….heh heh heh XD. Me no telling you! And as a little notice, I love reviews, I don't mind Spartan Commander being the only reviewer so far, but please people I know you are out there, I can smell your blood from here!