A/N: Hey everyone, before you read this allow me to warn you… this is a complete PARODY and possibly the most ridiculous thing you will ever read… I was HYPER! I hope you like it and please review… Thanks to my friend Jess for helping me come up with this idea. Also, a WARNING: This is a Cassie bashing poem! FANS OF CASSIE WILL MOST LIKELY BE OFFENDED. You were warned.
Anyways for everyone else… Read on!
Save the Animals!
Standing in a barn
With all of my friends
And raccoons, cats and dogs
And a bear called Ben
And I look at these animals
And think in my head
That all those evil poachers
Should really end up dead!
I care for my family
And all of my friends
And even for the army
That I fight against!
But I love my animals
More than everyone combined
Of course that's not surprising
Since turning into them made me lose my mind!
I know you think I'm sick
Or maybe even fake
But seriously, I love my farrot Rick
… Even more than my boyfriend Jake!
And I couldn't care less that Ax is dying
It's much more important to me…
To bail out a Yeerk without even trying
To warn my family!
So all you poachers and killers and such
And Yeerks and Andalites and drones
You know I love you all so much…
BUT LEAVE THE ANIMALS ALONE!
"Cassie?"
"Yeah Jake?"
"I'm cold, can you pass me my blanket?"
"Sorry Jake, I can't right now, I'm feeding Rick his tranquilant!"
Okay, yeeeeah… I KNOW that was weird and possibly the most RANDOM thing you have ever read… but yeah it popped into my mind so… Review! No flames please… That's right, no flames. You Cassie lovers were warned at the beginning. :P