This is a parody of Blue Oyster Cult's 'don't fear the Reaper'
Deep within the bowels of the Hive Fleet, the Norn Queens and Dominatrices of the Tyranids finished the most terrible bio-construct ever devised by the twisted imagination of the Hive Mind…a karaoke machine! A Hive Tyrant lumbered up to the machine and opened it's fanged mouth…
Hive Tyrant: All your times have come
Here we are and you'll soon be gone
Suns fear the Tyranids
So do the planets and the moons
You should be like they are
Hive Tyrant: Come on humans…fear the Tyranids
Guns fused to our hands…fear the Tyranids
We can even fly…fear the Tyranids
Bow to the Hive Mind…
Hive Tyrant: Tyranids have evolved
Weak but now we're strong
Eldar and Orks
Will be devoured eventually…
Eldar and Orks
Hive Tyrant: 400,000 men and women everyday…Eldar and Orks too!
400,000 men and women everyday…really just appetisers
Another 400,000 eaten everyday…we'll eat everyone
Hive Tyrant: Come on humans…fear the Tyranids
Guns fused to our hands…fear the Tyranids
We can even fly…fear the Tyranids
Bow to the Hive Mind…
Hive Tyrant: Mind of all is one
Devour till all is gone
Fell the shadow on the Warp
And it is clear you can't call for help
Then the ships descend and the spores appear
The creatures scream then disappear
The spores land and we appear
Its time to be afraid
Hive Tyrant: Come on humans…and all life have fear
And Tue evolve if you dare…then we'll see who'll die
C'tan and Necrons don't come back or it'll be goodbye
You will become like flesh is
We'll take you apart
Come on we dare ya!
Hive Tyrant: Come on then…don't fear the Tyranids!
The Hive ships fuzzed with frantic snarling and screeching, and all throughout the sector Astropaths clutched their heads in insane frenzies screaming, "EMPEROR SAVE US…THEY'RE SINGING!".
Well what do you think? Have I finally gone too fare or is this not quite mad enough for you? As with my other sing fic, all suggestions are appreciated…it's hard thinking of songs to parody. Any way, I'll add more if I get the same popularity as my first song fic and I'd like to point out that in this song I refer to the Tyranids as being weak which of course they most certainly are NOT! Also I have a little Necron bashing which does not reflect my views on the metal men its just that of all the species in the 40k universe I think the Tyranids would hate them most of all…if they weren't beyond the human emotion of hatred.