Woooo! It's been a long time! Oh how was Panama? It was beautiful it was the coolest place evaaaa! Well, anyway not that any of you would want to know anyways, you're all just here for the funny story... --;; well hre it is: a part. 2!

Maury

Maury: Ok we're hear on 'Maury: I am an Angel' with some exclusive news/footage of some of the most remarkable and extraordinary people who are all just looking for some to love them. So give a big hand since it took a lot for him to come here, Kyo Sohma!

(audience claps.)

Kyo: (whispers)why the hell are they clapping all I did was walk on stage...?

Maury: hello Kyo we understand that you have had a pretty rough life care to tell us?

Kyo: What? R-rough life? Who the hell told you that—stops arrrghhh! It was that nasty Rat's-ass of a rat that told all of you wasn't it! LISTEN! I'm only here because Tohru said so— "

Maury: Tohru? Oh, yes she is said to be the only one who cares for you.

Kyo: what! Who told you—I have friends! Other than Tohru that actually care too! Unlike Yuki! All those girls are after are his looks.

Maury: Right you are Kyo! Let's bring out Tohru next.

(audienceclaps)

Tohru: Oh, Kyo I didn't know I was your only friend...I feel so sad...(her eyes bulge in the anime fashion) O-Oh N-No! II Didn't-t mean i-it like th-that! I like being your friend Kyo it's just—

Kyo: What are you stupid! (Mutters) well actually...(speaks louder) I just told this guy over here (points at Maury) it was that damn rat who suckered us all...well exept for me of course... he says coolly (A/N: is that a word?)

Yuki: You bastard cat!he was hiding behind scenes trying to contain his anger

Kyo: See! The rat was watching from his nasty shadows in the sewers.

Yuki: Yeah, watching the cat choke on a hairball in front of millions on national tv!

Kyo: go eat some cheese you filthy rat's ass. Oops! Did I say that out loud? I guess It's taken pretty seriously when you're an actual rat's ass ain't it! kyo yells

Yuki: oh yeah well—

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(both are panting from cussing each other out so much)

Maury/Yohru: Oh my—

Haru: (Haru just strolls in outta no where, waves his hand while his other is in his pants' pocket) hey Yuki, Kyo, Tohru.

All three: Haru?

Maury: Oh my! Ladies and gentlemen look at that young lad's hair it is absolutely to die for!

All three again: WHAT?

(audience agrees with Maury)

Yuki: what's so great about his hair? Look at mine, it's grey!

Maury: well yes Yuki, that is true but yours is all girly and long. Look at your friend's it's just perfect. Perfect color, perfect, shape we must have it!

Haru: aw shit! (he runs off the stage and into the audience that corners him to a wall) aw! Double shit! (he's tackled down) NOOOO! (his screams are muffled by thepiling bodies)MM umUphfh!

All three: ok...?

TBC... hopefully sooner than last time