This is a parody of Good Charlotte's 'Chronicles of life and death'

Amongst the horde of Tyranid monstrosities several Rippers scuttled towards the bio-engineered karaoke machine and pilled on top of one another too allow one too reach the microphone…

Ripper: we come in fast

We're ravenous for blood

They're all so horrified we've arrived

The humans run, for their lives

Screaming for their moms

Whatever those are any way

Ripper: and where do they go

With no synapse creatures

No Hive Mind to guide them

Don't they know?

That it doesn't matter

We eat them all the same

Ripper: these are the chronicles of existence and death

And devouring everything in between

This is the purpose of our existence

As terrifying as it is

We consume your world

And devour you just the same

Ripper: today is the last day of your life

Ripper: and weapons work

Against us

That's what idiots will think

But you'll find out we have no end

Just an endless bio wave

When we go

There'll be no question

We are the Great Devourer

But for now we come in fast, ravenous for blood

Because there's plenty more where we came from

Ripper: these are the chronicles of existence and death

And devouring everything in between

This is the purpose of our existence

As terrifying as it is

We consume your world

And devour you just the same

Ripper: we'll make today the worst day of your existence

Ripper: these are the chronicles of existence and death

And devouring everything in between

This is the purpose of our existence

As terrifying as it is

We consume your world

And devour you just the same

Ripper: today will be the last day of

We'll make today the worst day of

Today is definitely going to be the last day of your existence

It's our purpose

Our purpose

The Ripper pill collapsed as the other Tyranids screeched and roared excitedly. Meanwhile, deep within the most sacred chambers of the Ordo Xeno two Inquisitors spoke in hushed voices, "singing? Is their no limit to their perversion? And karaoke as well!" the first Inquisitor exclaimed, the other nodded in agreement.

Perhaps not my best work but I leave the judgement of this song fic up to you, the readers. Incidentally, for those of you who have read my Chaos song fic series, I'd love to know how this compares in you opinion and please feel free to make any suggestions just bare the fics rating in mind (though that only applies to language not song content). Really its just a matter of editing the content, which I do anyway, but the more profanity there is that more work I have to do, ok.