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When we left the Smashers, Ganondorf had used his almighty forces of evil to hold Link's table- I mean, the love of Link's life, hostage. Actually, the only forces Ganondorf used were in his right arm…whatever. Anyway, what horrors will our victim- I mean, Hero of Time, endure to get his table- I mean- dammit! Forget it! Just read…

"You ready, elf-boy?"

Link, Ganondorf, Zelda, Luigi, Peach, DK, Pichu, Mario, Yoshi, Marth, Roy, Samus, and…yeah…had made it to McDonald's. Yep. Oh, the table was there too.

"What do I have to do?"

Link was wearing a bunny outfit with hearts and flowers decorated on the fur.

"I want you to get me a Number 1, Super Sized, with a Coke, 3 chocolatey chip cookies, and some ice cream, also chocolate. Don't forget the napkins. And if you dare spill anything…" Ganondorf pulled out a lighter and a bottle of vodka. "The table gets it. Got it?"

Everyone stared at Ganondorf. I mean everyone.

"…One question. Um-"

"One question, what?" Ganondorf interrupted, still holding the lighter and drinking the vodka.

"One question, Lord of All That is Bad and Unjust and Wrong, sir…"

Ganondorf chuckled.

"Why am I wearing this?" Link observed his overly cute outfit.

"It makes you look like more of a wimp."

"And it's funny, too," added Marth.

"Please, can we just get on with this? It smells like food in here," whispered Peach.

Everyone stared at Peach. I mean everyone.

"Okay, go, slave!" Ganondorf kicked the human bunny towards the counter. The guy behind the counter just looked without saying a word.

"Can I get…uh…a Super Sized Number 1 with a Coke, 3 chocolatey chip-er, chocolate chip cookies, and…I guess a medium sized chocolate ice cream. And napkins."

The guy behind the counter said nothing.

"Hello?"

The guy behind the counter said nothing.

"Did you get that, mister?"

The guy behind the counter busted out in laughter.

"And there he goes…" Link said with a sigh.

The guy behind the counter was literally rolling with laughter.

"…"

9 minutes later…

The guy behind the counter regained his composure.

"Okay, I got that. And is that for here or to go?" he asked, holding his hysterics.

"To go…"

"Right. That's…like…20-something dollars. I just started yesterday. What the hell are you wearing?"

"I DID THIS FOR MY LOVE!"

The Smashers groaned.

"He was normal for a little while…" Luigi said, shaking his head. Link ran over to Ganondorf very quickly. (That's a surprise…)

"This man-beast here has kidnapped my one true love! And now…I must wear this and do things no man should ever be forced to do…TO WIN HER BACK AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"

Several customers threw up and left at the thought of what Link would be forced to do with/to Ganondorf. About 3 people cheered. 1 clapped. 5 jeered. The other 14 started hitting Ganondorf with things: Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, large Sprites, Fancy Ketchup packets, chairs that weren't nailed down, those stupid paintings that are always hanging around…straws…plants…you get the picture. The Smashers just watched, saying nothing.

"Does it hurt?" Pichu asked when the barrage ended.

"I'm cold…" was Ganondorf's weak response.

3 minutes later…

"Mr. Bunny Rabbit sir, your order."

Link went back to the counter and picked up two medium-sized brown bags.

"I just want to say…" The guy behind the counter started to cry. "You are a brave man…brave and noble…the world needs more people like you!" He gave Link a teary-eyed hug. Link reluctantly hugged him back, wondering if the table would think he was cheating on her.

"How are you paying for that? You didn't bring your money," said Samus.

"Yep…go!"

Ganondorf bolted out the door, with the rest of the group following close behind, and eventually passing him. Except Link, who was trying his hardest to keep up with the group without spilling anything.

10 seconds after that, the guy behind the counter was fired.

30 seconds after that, the Smashers heard a distant explosion. Yep…

That's all for now. If that was too short…sorry. Because I will be leaving yet again for a few days…10 reviews will equal an update by Sunday.