Yay…

When we left the Smashers, Barney had been killed by the angry, love-driven, and now, impatient, bunny warrior, Link. Without getting in trouble! Now…what would Ganondorf's next assignment be? And how long would this go on before the rest couldn't take it anymore? Read and find out…

"How much longer before my love and I are reunited?" Link asked, a bit exhausted and stressed out. And impatient.

"Ah, that's it. Catch!" Ganondorf threw the table at Link, who almost caught it.

The group was at the top of a skyscraper.

"Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Are you okay? Do you need buffing? Oh, I missed you so much…" Link continued to comfort his true love.

"Wait, wait, wait. Why the hell did you take us to the top of a skyscraper?" asked Marth.

"Was there a point?" asked Samus.

"Yeah. The view is pretty…" Ganondorf said shortly before getting knocked out by Zelda.

"Link!" she called out.

Link was kissing his table all over.

"Hey!" she called out, smacking Link in the back of the head.

"Oh, sorry. Yes? Are you happy for me? I got my true-"

"Like hell I am!" Zelda yelled. The Smashers sighed.

"Luigi, you better do something before Link gets seriously hurt," said Pichu.

"Just do something. That'd be nice," DK said.

"You mean something about Link, right?" Luigi asked.

The Smashers said nothing.

"Don't be slick," said Peach.

"Okay, okay, I'll head back to the lab and see if I have anything that'll help me," Luigi sighed.

"Good. Zelda! We're leaving," said Yoshi.

Zelda ceased kicking Link's table and quickly joined the others to the elevator. Link picked up his true love and did the same.

Back at the mansion…

The Smashers had just made it through the front door. Captain Falcon greeted them at the door.

"…" He broke out in hysterics.

"Shut up," Luigi said, fed up.

2 minutes later, Falcon stopped laughing.

"Why the (beep) is he dressed like a bunny?"

Link just remembered the outfit, and immediately ripped it apart. Eventually.

"Come on, guys. We have an antidote-" Luigi was interrupted.

"Where did 'we' come from? This is your ass on the line, not ours," said Samus.

"Wait. What'd he do that was so bad?" Falcon asked, curious.

"See the table? See Link stroking and wanting to marry the table?" asked Pichu.

"…" Falcon broke out in hysterics.

"They're back? Hey! You guys! Get me down!" Ness yelled from the basement.

"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled, except Falcon, who was still laughing.

"Time to go to work. Link, let's go. You'll be back to normal in no time," said Luigi, walking downstairs. Link followed reluctantly, table in hand.

Don't worry, baby. We'll be together in the e-

"Yoink!" Link's thoughts were cut short because Ganondorf had mysteriously and nonsensically came back and snatched Link's table. Again. But when he tried to run away, he realized that he was frozen in place.

"Hey! What the- oh, that's not fair!"

"Hmm, wonder who did that?" Zelda said scathingly.

"You wish for him to be returned to normal?" a familiar voice boomed.

"For a psychic Pokemon, you ask the most obvious questions," said Mario.

"Watch it." Mewtwo appeared in front of the group out of nowhere. "Or I will not help this victim recover."

"You bastard!" Ganondorf yelled out through closed lips.

"How can you do that?" asked Falcon.

"I am the most powerful mind in the world. I have the ability to brainwash anyone with a lesser mind than mine. That means I can brainwash most."

"So, you're going to brainwash what could be considered a brainwashed person? That's actually pretty smart…" admitted Samus.

"What did you expect?"

"Look, what do we have to do in order to get him to love me again?" Peach said.

Everyone looked at Peach.

"Wrong person," said Zelda.

"Oh! Right. Sorry," Peach said, giggling nervously and blushing.

"What do you want from us?" asked DK.

"I request only groceries."

The group stared in shock.

"…Groceries..?" they all said.

A shopping list floated in the room from the kitchen.

"Here is the list. When all of these items are obtained and secured in perfect condition, you will have your boyfriend returned to you, Zelda."

The group sighed.

"Great. More shopping," complained Roy.

"Like we haven't been through enough going shopping already," said Luigi, rejoining the group. Pichu and Marth read the list. Mewtwo teleported somewhere.

"What about Ganondorf?" asked Yoshi.

"Oh. That's easy," said Peach. She walked up to Ganondorf and pushed him down the stairs to the basement. Ganondorf…kinda screamed. He kinda said 'ow!' when he landed.

"Link, are you coming too?" asked Roy.

"As long as I can be w-"

"Come on, Link," Zelda said as the group (including Falcon) went back outside. As Link followed them, he whispered to the table:

"I think she's jealous."

So…now the Smashers have been given a new assignment by a not-evil-yet-not-nice new helper. Shopping. The final frontier. What horrors and perils would await them at the grocery store? Stay tuned and find out.

I still feel good about this one. And I was soooooooo close to ending the story on this chapter. But I was thinking about you, the fan, and discovered that would just be (beep)in' retarded, not to mention anti-climactic. But I'll be surprised if this story survives past Chapter 8…

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