Well…that didn't take too long.
When we left the Smashers, the evil bastard Ganondorf had lost his grip on the table and lost control of Link. Now, in a desperate attempt to set things straight, the group (plus Falcon) enlisted the services of Mewtwo, but at the cost of going grocery shopping. That's rough…something bad always happened to the Smashers when they went shopping, for some reason…What'll become of them this time? Read to find out…
The group was driving to the supermarket in an unusually cramped blue car. Well, there were 12 people, plus Link's true love.
"Whose car is this again?" asked Pichu, trying to get some room.
"I wish I knew…" Zelda, the driver, said. "Master Hand needs to get us a bus or something."
"Okay, so we need 2 gallons of milk, 2 gallons of juice, 4 pounds of chicken, 1 container of bologna, a lobster, 60 jumbo shrimp, a bottle of water, 3 packs of cake mix, a pack of sugar…" Roy stopped to catch his breath, which was hard in that cramped space.
A minute later, Roy continued.
"A pack of 24 pudding cups, a large diet cola…and a small can of Plutox?"
"That stuff can't fit in this thing with all of us inside," Samus said, head to the window.
"We really eat a lot…" Yoshi mused.
"If we weren't famous, this would cost a fortune. Lucky us," Peach said, sitting in the front beside Zelda.
"What the hell is Plutox?" Falcon said, muffled. No one knew where was. Probably buried.
"Hey! I was gonna say that first!" Pichu whined.
"Everybody shut up!" Zelda yelled.
"…There weren't-" Mario was interrupted.
"We need all the air we can get…since the windows don't work," Zelda said.
10 air-restricted minutes later…
The group finally made it to the SUPER Supermarket, a supermarket with a lot of stuff. Like Pathmark. (I don't own Pathmark, thank goodness…) They were all at the front of the mart, preparing for the shop.
"Okay, here's how this will be executed. Yoshi, Pichu, and Peach will take a cart and get the shrimp and the beverages. Falcon, Luigi, Mario, and Marth, you will retrieve the cake mix and the pudding cups. Samus…Link, DK, Roy, and I will secure the remaining items. Understood?" Zelda informed the group.
Everyone just stared at her.
"…What is this, a war?" said DK.
Zelda chuckled nervously. "Let's get this over with. Go! Go! Go!" The group separated into the different parties, grabbed carts, and spread out into hell…I mean, the supermarket.
3 minutes later…
Yoshi, Pichu, and Peach were in the seafood aisle, looking for packs of jumbo shrimp. They asked the man behind the seafood counter.
"Excuse me," Peach said. "Do you have any jumbo shrimp?"
The man, who looked like a middle-aged Japanese man, said nothing.
"Um, hello?" Yoshi said, approaching the man.
He suddenly made a karate yell, quickly jumped over the counter, and with lightning speed, kicked Pichu into a tower of cans of peas.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" said Yoshi. Peach rushed over to comfort Pichu, while the man flipped back behind the counter.
"My apologies…I didn't know he was with you," the man politely said.
"You actually think we wouldn't notice a rodent with a head that big?"
The man behind the counter bowed, and Yoshi smacked him in the back of the head.
"Can we get 60 jumbo shrimp please? It's kinda urgent," said Yoshi.
The man pulled out a large blue bag. It smelled of shrimp and was covered in frost. Yoshi took it.
"Thanks. Come on, let's g-"
Yoshi was interrupted by another karate yell. Pichu got hit by a turkey leg.
"Ow! What did I do?" Pichu yelled, crying and holding his eye.
"I don't trust him," the man told Yoshi.
Yoshi looked at him like he was a bad comedian.
"…Yeah, this place sucks. Let's keep going, guys," Yoshi said, walking away. Peach followed and Pichu staggered behind. There was another karate yell, and the three ran away.
Meanwhile…
"Oh, crap! We forgot the lobster!" Yoshi yelled.
Too bad. Meanwhile…
Falcon, Luigi, Mario, and Marth were in the snacks aisle, searching for pudding cups. Right now they were in the subsidiary of the snacks aisle, the cereal aisle.
"Damn…so many colors…" Falcon said, looking at all the different boxes.
"The pudding cups are over here…somewhere," said Marth, moving several cereal boxes.
"I'm telling you, cereal shouldn't be considered a snack. It should be in the breakfast aisle," Luigi said to Mario.
"They only have warm foods in that aisle. So they put them here. Besides, most cereals are sugary, so they're not as nutritious as everyone thinks," Mario responded.
Luigi's attention was somewhere else. He tapped Mario on the shoulder. Right in front of them, they could see the Trix Rabbit shopping for…Trix.
"What, are you kidding me?" said Marth.
"Ooh, the Smashers! I play as you all the time!" the rabbit said, pointing at Marth.
"Oh…thanks…" Marth said.
"You finally decided to just buy it?" Falcon said.
"Well, I couldn't before because the commercials only pay me .2 cents a second. That's why I've been pushing for a movie, but so far, it's not going that well. Besides, it's been about 2 decades since I last tasted this…this…Lemony-"
"Don't start. This isn't a commercial," said Falcon.
The group could hear guns cocking, and the Trix Rabbit was shot in his leg. He screamed in pain as he fell to the floor and 4 cartoon children popped out of the right shelf, all holding rifles.
"You dumbass rabbit!" one of the two girls said.
"We tried to be nice. We figured just taking the cereal from you would be enough!" one of the two boys yelled. The Trix Rabbit sobbed as he lay on the floor.
"I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it! I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN CEREAL!"
"Shut up!" the kids yelled. "TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" They gunned down the Trix Rabbit. The Smashers just stared, not saying anything.
"…Uh…hey, I found the pudding," Marth said, grabbing a case of 24 pudding cups. He threw it in the cart and the group quickly ran away.
Meanwhile…
Zelda, Samus, DK, Roy, and Link were getting bologna and chicken.
"You hear those gunshots?" asked Roy.
"Yeah. Wonder who (beep)ed up this time?" said Samus.
"Let's just keep shopping. We need Link healed," said Zelda.
"No. You do," corrected DK.
"Shut up," Zelda coldly responded.
"Ooh, so harsh," another voice said. The group (except Link) turned around and saw a teen holding a Glacier GBA.
"You again?" said Samus.
"What are you doing here, AJ?" asked Zelda.
"The same thing I did in M-I-X. Control. And eat pizza," AJ responded, eating a slice of pizza that came out of nowhere.
"Yeah…sure…" said Roy.
AJ walked over to Link and sighed.
"If this wasn't so funny…or my fault…I'd feel sorry for you."
"Have you met my future wife?" asked Link.
"…Duh. Anyway, allow me to tell you how this is all resolved." AJ walked over to Zelda and whispered something in her ear. After that, Zelda glared at AJ.
"I hate you…" she said.
"Well, I shall leave you to your shopping. So long, fools!" AJ's GBA made a bright flash of light. When the others could see again, AJ was gone.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" said Roy. Zelda groaned.
"That moron said-"
Meanwhile…
Peach and Yoshi were coming back from that Japanese man with a lobster. They put it in the cart Pichu was lying in.
"Finally," Pichu said, looking at the ceiling.
"The drinks are over there. Everything else we need to get should be there as well," said Peach.
The three walked over to the drinks aisle, where there were many drinks, and some people doing a Pepsi commercial that they didn't pay much attention to. They were able to get the 2 gallons of milk, the 2 gallons of juice (they chose fruit punch, cause everybody drinks fruit punch), the bottle of water (which Peach had added to the list, cause she was thirsty), and the large diet soda. When they were about to head to the front, one of the guys doing the commercial called them.
"You guys wanna be in the commercial? We'll pay you 50 bucks! We're always looking for famous people to put in our commercials! Take a look! Lick my feet!"
"What was that last part?" Pichu said, looking disgusted.
"…Take a look!"
The three saw 3 two-dimensional simple white blobs with long, black stick legs and shoes.
"I don't know them," said Peach.
"We got them off the Internet!" the guy exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's great! Bye!" Yoshi said. The three were already at the end of the aisle.
Meanwhile…
Mario, Luigi, and Marth were panting and standing next to cake mix.
"That was crazy…" Marth said, out of breath.
"Get the…get the cake mix…" Luigi said, also out of breath.
Falcon grabbed the cake mix quickly and put it in the cart.
"You guys should consider Spandex," he said, full of life and smug. Mario collapsed on the cart.
"Shut up…" said Marth.
Meanwhile…
Zelda, Link, Samus, Roy, and DK were walking down the takeover aisle. Basically, it was the aisle for all of a villain's needs. This was where the Plutox may have been.
"Any reason there are dimmed lights, you think?" asked Roy as they walked through the dim-lit aisle.
"Not an important one…okay, let's see…oh, here it is. Plutox: Plutonium in a Can," Zelda said, picking up the small can.
"Hey, look at that egg-belly!" DK taunted. Everyone focused his or her attention on a tall, bald, mustachioed man with an unusually round midsection. He scoffed, picked up a pack of 26 AA batteries, and walked off in a huff.
"Are we done? I want to go and be alone with my love!" said Link, lying on his table.
"Yes, Link," Zelda said, growling.
15 minutes later…
The whole group was now outside the SUPER Supermarket…trying to find out how to get home since their car had disappeared.
"So what the hell do we do now?" said Roy.
An ambulance pulled up, and two men with a stretcher ran in.
"Somebody actually called," said Luigi.
"Why does a cartoon creature need an ambulance?" wondered Samus.
"Don't think about it too much…" said Peach.
The ambulance beeped.
"Hey, did that thing just beep at us?" said Pichu.
"No…Zelda's in there," said Marth.
"Hurry up!" said Zelda, beeping again.
A karate yell was heard from inside. Pichu screamed and immediately ran in the back of the ambulance. The rest soon followed, and when everybody and everything was in, Zelda sped off. The men with the stretcher came out, carrying a body covered in a white cloth. When they noticed their ambulance was gone, they dropped it and walked away. As they walked away, the 4 children were being arrested.
So…it's all winding down…can the Smashers make it back in one piece? Can Link be rid of his forced, foolish infatuation? Only AJ, Zelda, DK, Samus, and Roy knew for sure…
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