9 are close enough.

Oh. Quarma got the chimp...

When we left the Smashers, the group of Link, Zelda, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Marth, Roy, DK, Pichu, Samus, and a table were speeding back to the mansion in a stolen ambulance. Actually, Zelda was speeding, and everyone that wasn't Link was begging her to slow down.

"Zelda, what's your problem? You're going to mess up the food!" exclaimed Peach.

"I don't care! I hated this experience! I want my Link back! And nothing is going to stop me now that I have everything Mewtwo needs!" responded Zelda.

"Um, Zelda…we're slowing down…" said Falcon.

Zelda checked the gas. It was depleting at a rapid and unfair rate.

"Damn! No!" Zelda cried, banging the steering wheel as the ambulance stopped in the middle of an intersection.

"This isn't right. What do we do now?" asked Roy, ignoring the furious beeping, gunshots and window-breaking around him.

10 minutes later, the Smashers were in the back of a bus, headed home. Everyone on the bus (which was only 6 people) stared at the elf-like man making out with a wooden table. They just stared. No humor. Just pity.

"There's nothing to see. Mind your business," said Samus.

"Yeah, that's a lie. This is truly something to see," a middle-aged man said, taking out a digital camera. That exploded 3 seconds afterwards. "Aww…I just found that…"

"Shut up," Zelda said coldly.

"I can't believe there's a bus that goes to the mansion. I feel so dumb…" said Mario.

"This is a tour bus, which would explain the apathy of the driver and the lack of riders," said Marth.

"Yeah. The city sucks," said DK.

"Let's just focus on getting home," said Luigi.

"We need to focus on a bus ride?" asked Pichu. Luigi had no response.

"Link, cut that out!" exclaimed Zelda. Link focused one eye on her and kept the other closed.

"Don't be so jealous." Link resumed making out with the table. Zelda sighed.

"It's only for a little while longer," Pichu said, patting Zelda's back.

2:12 hours later

"Okay, we're here! Wake up everybody!" Pichu yelled. Everybody woke up, yawned, and ignored the fact that Link was only wearing his underwear. The bus was in front of the mansion, stopped. Everyone was gone. Including the driver.

"Okay. We gotta bring this stuff to Mewtwo, and then all of this craziness will be over," said Yoshi.

A faint karate yell was heard. Pichu's eyes narrowed.

"I gotta go!" Pichu sped out the bus (through a closed window) and ran inside. Everyone else shrugged and walked in the mansion. Link did not get dressed, and as soon as he stepped outside, that Japanese guy kicked him in his head.

Inside the Mansion's Kitchen

"Okay Mewtwo. We got your stuff. Now will you please fix Link so I don't have to be around these people anymore?" said Samus.

"Why is he not fully clothed?" asked Mewtwo.

"We don't need anymore disturbing shit right now," said DK.

"Just change him back…" Luigi said with a sigh. "I gotta do much better next time." Zelda slapped him in the back of the head.

"Never do that again."

Luigi nodded timidly.

"First, you must put the table back in its rightful place."

Luigi quickly grabbed the table and ran to his lab with it. The group could hear a thud, glass shattering, and a curse.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRING HER BACK TO ME!" Link yelled, about to rush to retrieve his love.

"SIT!"

Link immediately stopped running and sat in one of the chairs. "Yes," he said in a dull, monotone voice.

"Put all of the things you bought away. By the time you are finished, your Link will be returned to normal."

The group nodded and began putting the stuff away.

3 minutes later

"I am done."

"Did it really take you that long?" asked Pichu.

Mewtwo teleported somewhere, and Link came out of his zombie-like trance.

"What am I doing here? Where'd my clothes go?" Link looked out the kitchen window. "When did we get a bus?"

Zelda stared at Link lovingly. The rest either stared or made a sigh of relief and left.

"Can somebody tell me something? Or at least give me my clothes back?"

Zelda ran over to Link and kissed him.

30 seconds later

"Wow…" Link said, a bit surprised. "I don't care anymore."

Zelda took Link's hand and was about to run upstairs when AJ suddenly reappeared in a flash of light-blue…light.

"What do you want now?" asked Link, remembering who he was.

"I told you what would happen, Zelda. I totally have to do the countdown."

Zelda sighed in frustration. "How do you know I'm going to care?"

"It's an ending. I don't care if you care or don't care. Whoa, confusing…now! 5…4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

AJ disappeared in another flash. As he left…

"WHAT THE (beep)? GET AWAY FROM ME!"

That scream belonged to Luigi. It was followed by Ness's laughing.

"Oh, great…" Zelda said.

Luigi busted the door open. Ganondorf was latched onto him. Smiling.

"What the..?" Link said, trying not to laugh.

"Holy (beep), it happened again!" Jigglypuff said out of nowhere, laughing her ass off.

"I LOVE YOU!" Ganondorf yelled. Luigi almost passed out from the smell of his breath.

"Help me…" Luigi said weakly.

"I think that's what he gets. I think…" Zelda said. Then she ran upstairs with Link. To do what, you ask? Well, I hope you didn't ask.

And that, my readers…is THE END.

"Wait!" Luigi yelled, trying to avoid Ganondorf's kisses of agony. "That's it? Aren't you gonna help-"

THE END.

Well, that is my first completed story, and I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. Let me know. Reviews are still accepted, of course.

Thank you all for the feedback. See ya.