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Sangha

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How To Find A Girlfriend In Seven Days?

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Chapter Nine

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"Final Day – Part II"

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Serenity bit her lip, and then said. "Our last topic should be 'the kiss'…"

Seto looked at her intensely, and then raised an eyebrow slowly. "What's there to talk about? If I like her, I'm going to kiss her."

The calculating brain of Mr. Kaiba was actually easy to understand. If he could stand the woman and felt attracted to her, he would simply kiss her—whether she wanted it or not. She had to want it if she liked him. Shouldn't she? It was logical.

"How do you know that she wants to?" Serenity tried to approach it more directly, already assuming he had no clue about what she wanted from him. "Timing is the key."

"…" Seto opened his mouth, and then closed it again. How did he know? He could not know. "I will know as soon as I make a move."

"True." She nodded. "But wouldn't you want to know if she wants to kiss you before you do?"

His blue eyes narrowed, weighing whether what she said made any sense at all, then if he wanted to give an answer to that question at all.

It's decided.

"How?"

"Now, that's the right way." Serenity said, almost scolding him and mentally patting his head. These brown locks were damn attractive after all! "I could give you clues about when you can assume that a woman wants to kiss you."

Seto crossed his arms and leaned back, regarding the girl next to him. Could she truly know? Was there maybe even an easy formula concerning women and when they wanted to kiss you? This was truly new to him. But maybe even easier than he would have thought. No more getting slapped like that one time when that dark-haired smiled at him and he kissed her.

Okay, so maybe he should have introduced himself beforehand… but there'd been no need to hit him! Why did every woman seem to be into violence?

"Okay," Serenity began and crossed one leg over the other, directing herself to the CEO. "A woman wants to kiss you when, a) she's in a relaxed posture, slightly leaning toward you."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Seto shrugged, not quite understanding how it should look at all. "Is she lying down, sitting or standing? Or what?"

"Look at me," she ordered, waving with both her hands in order to support her request. "I've crossed my legs and I'm turned towards you. If I just lean forward a little bit more, then you can assume I want to kiss you."

If this doesn't give him a hint, nothing will. Serenity folded her hands across her knee and stared into the depths of his eyes, sweetly and seductively. She watched as Kaiba closed his eyes briefly, and then stared at her emotionlessly.

So this isn't enough for Mr. Wood-head.

"My head's tilted upward and I'm looking into your eyes." She spoke with the sweetest and most melodic voice she possessed and waited for Kaiba to respond—in any possible way, whatever that meant.

But Kaiba, being Kaiba, just stared at her, his brain doing flip-flops in order to look through her intentions. He wasn't that stupid as to not even realize that she was being weird in a way. But she was just giving him an example… right? Last time when he had assumed something else behind her words and doings, she laughed at him and told him that she wasn't interested in him.

This could mean nothing else apart from the example she was trying to show him.

Serenity realized soon that nothing would happen. Those cold blue eyes stared back at her and she was feeling more and more stupid.

Damn robot. Okay, here we go, the next step.

"And you can be sure that I want to kiss you cause my lips are slightly parted." She wetted her lips purposely but delicately and pointed her index finger to her lips before she whispered, "see?"

Seto swallowed. God, her example was making even him nervous. Her wet bottom lip was tempting after all. So rosy and soft… at least it looked like it was soft. And kissable. Correction: It was begging to get kissed. Man, she was good. Seto could feel the sweat drop building in his brow. Serenity was doing a good job. He would not be able to hold back whenever a woman should look at him that way.

A pity that Wheeler was just doing it as an example!

God, he had to be sick if he didn't get it now! Serenity could feel the growl building inside of her. She was fooling herself. He would never ever kiss her, let alone like her. Arg. She sighed and slumped her shoulders, relaxing her muscles from concentrating on seducing Seto Kaiba.

"Well, you can assume that a woman wants to kiss you if she doesn't end the date with the words: 'thanks, I'll call you.' " She forced a small smile, disappointed that her plan hadn't worked.

"That's how I usually end interviews. Except for the thanks, that is," he replied monotonously.

The guy has no hormones! Why does he want a girlfriend at all? Serenity mentally freaked out. Yet, she knew he had hormones. After that incident when she was drunk… But why wasn't he getting it now? An idea hit her like Joey could stuff pizza: in a mere second's shot. She suddenly remembered what she had once told him:

You thought that I wanted you to sleep with me? How did you come up with this? Have you taken a bath that was too hot? No, honestly. This is so ridiculous!

And she had laughed at him. Damn.

Back to the program of tutoring Kaiba-boy. She would come back to the detailed kissing later.

"Okay, well, a woman is definitely not interested if she keeps her mouth shut, searches for her keys in a very obvious way, avoids eye-contact, presses her chin to her chest, or shoves out her hand for you to shake it when she says, 'thank you.' Got that?" Serenity explained rather quickly. There was no need to go into too much detail in the matter.

But Kaiba wondered why wasn't she giving him an example this time. It seemed that Serenity was rushing this particular example. Not that he complained. He was running out of time anyway.

"Mouth shut, looking for keys, avoiding eyes, chin to the chest and handshake… right? I got that." Yet, he would have liked an example. It was quite a lot to save in his mind and it was way easier if she showed it visually.

"And do you know how to kiss? I mean I could give you some clues on when to start, break, or what to do exactly. But only if you like," Serenity offered with a friendly smile. But she prayed that he would say yes.

For two reasons:

1) She would like to know what he actually knew about kissing and…
2) It would maybe prompt him to feel something more towards her.

"Let's just make this clear: I know how to kiss. But further advice couldn't hurt." Seto wasn't in need of advice how to kiss but he appreciated if she had some extra clues on the when, where—timing—and with how much effort.

"Just some clues like I said." She shrugged and turned to look at him, almost too enthusiastically. "You've got to be aware of her body language. Like I've told you before. You can time a kiss if you know that she wants to. And I told when a woman wants to kiss you."

"Yeah, noted. Go on." No need to repeat anything. He learned quickly!

"As soon as you've mentally decided to kiss her, do it! To hesitate in front of someone's lips would make her nervous, in fact both of you. Don't do that, ever."

Oh, how she wished he'd wanted her to give him an example!

"I see. Don't worry about it. If I ever do something, I go all the way," Kaiba said with certainty in his voice and leaned forward, supporting the words with his posture.

That held promises, didn't it? Serenity swallowed. He was near now, close even, very close. Would she be brave or would she chicken out? Yeah, right, if he did something, he went full stop but let's just talk about her! She had backed away often enough before kissing even though she knew it was a mistake.

"Look into her eyes on your way to her mouth…" She spoke and never left his gaze with her own, hoping he'd get the hint this time, damn it! "Close your eyes just when you're approached her lips, not any earlier…" She heard her heart beat in her chest like some kind of African tribal dance but she did it: she closed her eyes slowly.

KISS ME!

One – two – three – four – five… with every second feeling like an eternity Serenity slowly felt more and more foolish. Six – Seven – Eight… Okay, that was enough. With disappointment but curiosity she opened one eye and saw the CEO merely looking back at her.

Kaiba looks like the ever-so-good student. Damn it!

Opening both of her eyes, Serenity grinned over the pinkish color on her cheeks and winked. "Just an example… I just wanted you to see how she'd look like in a situation like this."

"I know," He replied calmly against his inner panic. God, when she had closed her eyes, her lips were merely parted and a soft blush caressed her face, he could have sworn she wanted to get kissed! But logic told him otherwise. She was his teacher. He was the student. Serenity was just trying to show him an example. Still, it looked awkward. Odd even.

She sighed. Obviously, Seto Kaiba had no interest in her. All she could do was at least try to do her job as well as she could. "When you kiss the girl for the first time, start gently. Press your lips softly against hers and do the tongue battle later."

Kaiba just shrugged. "Whatever. If you say so."

Battling was one thing he thought he was really good at.

"Then, when you pull away, you see if you should keep kissing her or not by the way she's looking at you afterwards." Serenity continued.

"Like… how?" He really had no idea, the poor soul.

"You'll have to see." How was she supposed to explain how a woman could look after a kiss? Serenity was a bit lost there but tried to help anyway. "Maybe she looks like… well, pleased. She might smile or keep her eyes closed… somehow… you have to see what expression she has. She could also look disgusted, then smile and say goodbye."

Seto growled slightly. That was just what he hated the most. He had no clue about things like that. Why would she be disgusted anyway? But hell, Wheeler was probably right there. It was his risk to take and if he would indeed disgust a woman, he could at least make a proper disappearance and leave. No smile and goodbye. Not with Seto Kaiba!

"At the second kiss you can go further, then. Now you're allowed the tongue games!" Serenity grinned, probably because she expected Kaiba to grin as well.

Usually guys were like that. Say 'tongue games' and they'd get a mischievous grin. But not Seto Kaiba. That man was an ice cube with legs, arms and a head.

"Don't swallow the woman's tongue as soon as it's in your mouth, though! Instead, pry her lips gently open and move slowly forward. A gentle touch with your tongue can work out nicely, you'll see. Just imagine making love to her tongue, lips and mouth."

My God! She was overdoing it now! Seto had the feeling she was giving him far more details than necessary, and unaware of his attitude he snapped, "I know that!"

"Okay, okay, I was just trying to help…" Offended, Serenity almost backed away from him. Since when was he so shy?

"Are you done, now?"

"Just one more thing," she replied, slightly annoyed now. "My last piece of advice is: don't overdo it. Try kissing her eyelashes, neck and cheeks to spice up the whole kiss."

Seto rolled his eyes. "You must think I don't even know a single thing about kissing. But listen, Wheeler, last time I checked I was a pretty good kisser—from what I've heard so far!"

He made his point. But that only gave Serenity the possibility to challenge. "Yeah? Is that so, Kaiba?"

"And if, Wheeler. Or don't you believe me?" He asked with narrowed eyes.

"What if I don't?" She probed bravely, narrowing her eyes as well, but in a more seductive manner.

"I guess then I've got to show you," he answered smugly. She would chicken out, right?

"Well, I guess you've got to show me then."

No chickening out this time!

Was this real or was it not? Was now the time when he would kiss her? Would he prove himself and do what Serenity hoped he'd do?

Serenity's heart pounded inside her chest. This was serious, undoubtedly. But was he serious as well?

Kaiba snorted lowly. "You're kidding me, Wheeler, it's obvious. But I won't fall for that. I'm too smart for you. Try to kid someone else with that. What are your intentions? Let me guess. You're trying to make me kiss you, so you can hit me again. Well, better forget that quickly. I'm no one to make fun of."

Yeah, right, Kaiba thought he was smart and that he could see through her real intentions. Don't mess with Seto 'walking intelligence' Kaiba.

And Serenity, well, she sweat dropped. She had been so close and yet, Kaiba had once again proven that he had no clue about what women want. Only magic could help. He was to be pitied, even. So smart, yet so dumb. So, so dumb… Too dumb…

"I guess we're done now," Serenity said, sighing. "I told you everything I know. You should be ready for a date now. Or are there any questions left?"

It was sad after all that their common agreement about tutoring, it seemed finally to end—without a kiss, without anything. At least in Serenity's case. All that was left was the amount of money she'd receive and the hope that he would at least have a question…it was the last straw she had.

Please Kaiba.

"I do," he said, turning to her eagerly.

Serenity's heart jumped with the rising hope inside of her. "Well?"

"What about a test?"

"Huh?" What the hell was that supposed to mean? What did he want to test? "A test?"

"Yes. Every lesson ends with an exam, doesn't it? I want to be tested." A nod of certainty sealed his words but Serenity stared at him as if she'd been kicked in the shin.

"What are you thinking of? There's no test prepared and---"

"No, not like that. I want us to go out and see what I've learned." He shook his head and stood to his full height, gazing down at the very uncertain girl.

"I doubt that this is—"

"Why? You said that you've taught me everything you know. That means I'm ready, doesn't it? So, come on, let's see if I will pass the exam or not." Seto took her wrist and pulled her up to her feet and although she didn't even want to, she hadn't the willpower to pull away from his grasp.

Damn Seto Kaiba. She really did not want to see him chatting up women. That was the last thing she needed. Then again, there was the tiny possibility that he was still same old Kaiba who failed when it came to women. And then Serenity Wheeler could be there to make him finally see that she—damn right, she—was the right one for him.

"Okay, okay. You shall have your stupid test. But I've got to change first."

Seto stopped just when he had grabbed the keys of his car and gazed down at her, visually inspecting her clothes. She was dressed in rather tight black jeans with a hip belt or whatever it was called—he didn't know—and a pink top with tiny straps across the shoulder and upper arms. What was wrong with it?

"There's nothing wrong with what you're wearing. They're fine. It looks good." He shrugged.

Wow. It looked good. Had he really said that? Serenity wasn't sure if he had truly meant what he had said, but she couldn't help but blush lightly. Yeah, he thought she looked good. He had said so, hadn't he?

"But my hair. I haven't done my hair and make-up."

Now Kaiba was rolling his eyes. "What do you want to do with your hair? Brush it? It looks fine the way it is. And you really do not need any make-up. I hate it when girls look like nothing but artificial substances and colors. That's ugly."

Man, he was a charmer! Sarcastically, Serenity quirked an eyebrow. She had lied a bit. Of course she already wore make-up but just a bit, not too visible. She wouldn't go to Kaiba without any—not on their last day. And her clothes she had picked carefully as well.

But the hair thing had surprised her. She wanted to do something with in, anything, just to make it look better. But in the end she had left it the way it was. Her mom had always said that she looked nicer with her hair freely hanging down and Kaiba obviously felt the same way. Maybe he did like her?

"Fine. I trust you Kaiba, I hope you realize that," she added skeptically and gave him a warning look. It was playful but still it should at least show him that she believed in him.

"Good."

Serenity could have sworn she saw a flash of lightning in his pupils. Nevertheless she followed him.

Only twenty minutes passed by while they were riding in Kaiba's car to their destination: a club called 'Miracle'. Quite an adequate name considering that he needed one, Serenity mused mentally, though she wasn't so sure after all. The car was successfully parked and Kaiba had generously paid for them to get inside.

So here they were, standing at the side of the dance floor, gazing around quite stupidly next to one other. What was Serenity supposed to do? Questioningly she looked at the guy next to her. Kaiba seemed deep in thought, staring ahead. With his unusual presence, dressed as he was, slowly it dawned on Serenity.

He must have planned this all along.

And he had.

Seto turned to look at Serenity before he grabbed her wrist, dragging her along onto the dance floor. "Let's go dancing."

Informed of what his intention was Serenity followed until he stopped on the dance floor, putting his hands where she had once told him to do.

"I want to see if I still can do." The determined look was once more in his eyes but so far she didn't mind. "I've got to see if I'm still able to dance as you've taught me. Then I'm ready for seriously trying it out with a woman."

Serenity sweat-dropped mentally. Gah! She had honestly thought he wanted to dance with her! With her! But he was just trying it out. She was the experiment. Nothing else. Sighing, she put her hand in his.

Ready to start Kaiba stopped abruptly like a car with screeching tires when the music changed and a slower song started to play. Too bad. He would have to leave the dance floor and wait until a faster song would get played again. So he pulled at Serenity…

…who refused to go, and asked, "what are you doing?"

"This is a slow song," he stated, obviously convinced she would understand without any further comment.

"So what? We never tried to see if you're able to dance to a slower song, did we? We shall do this like it's a last lesson, don't you think?" With hope and enthusiasm she gazed up into his eyes, which had narrowed like so often—this time in confusion.

Kaiba quickly thought about what she had said. Calculating if it made sense, adding productivity and multiplying it compelled him to quickly decide that it would be all right for the goal he wanted to achieve: to be the best. He shrugged and held his arms out to the girl who came dangerously close.

"We have to dance closer to a slow song. Wrap your arms around my waist." Serenity bit her lip, realizing that it was awkward to give him instructions on how to handle her. As her blush rose she quickly looked down and kept on talking. "Your hands should be on my back while my hands should stay on your shoulders."

Serenity coughed, then swallowed while Kaiba was obeying her and hugging her slim waist with his arms. Pooh, this was weird. He was touching her, wasn't he? And she felt so good, yet very excited and nervous all over. Turning her head to the side she leaned her head against his chest. Boy, he seemed so calm and Serenity, well, she probably was already colored like a tomato across her cheeks. Luckily he couldn't see.

"Is this right this way?" Suspiciously he looked at her red-haired head, which was resting against his chest.

"Yes, yes, just move slowly to the music." She nodded against his chest, and he relaxed.

For a moment he almost thought she was enjoying it. Attempting to focus his thoughts on something else he realized that his hand resting on her back was touching bare skin. How had that happened? Tall as he was, he directed his gaze to her back. Oh yeah, right, her shirt wasn't that long; it ended just above the waistband of her jeans! Great.

Why was it so hot?

His hand felt ninety degrees colder anyway; but her back felt like fire. A strange mix.

Serenity tried not to jump at the touch of his cold fingers. Was the high and mighty Seto Kaiba actually nervous? Serenity twisted her lips into a small but devilish smile and pressed her hot cheek against his chest. It was too tempting to resist. Broad, strong, perfect. And she had seen it naked. It should be her property already!

And as she was enjoying what was going on she suddenly realized that Kaiba had stopped moving. Something was wrong. She had no clue what but she could feel it. Looking upwards to dart her eyes at him, she saw that he was frowning.

"What?"

"The song. It's over," he said, eyeing her as if she were insane. "A faster one is playing."

"Oh." And once again Serenity Wheeler scored in the 'Ultimate Game of Stupidity'.

Shit.

With her face glowing a bright red, she cursed herself for giving into temptation. "I'm thirsty, aren't you thirsty?"

"Hey, what about trying out the faster song, Wheeler?" Seto's question remained unanswered as Serenity strolled off the dance floor. "Wheeler! Damn it!"

The music was loud enough that his low cursing wasn't heard, not by Serenity anyway. She stopped at the bar and ordered herself a drink when Kaiba joined her with a glare. His patience was running low and his gaze shifted across the mass of people inside the room. Serenity downed her drink quite quickly before she ordered another one.

"What do you think of the brunette over there?"

The question was so unexpected that Serenity coughed before she inquired a shaky, "whom?"

"Long brown hair, red top, skirt…" He replied, cocking his head in the direction of the woman of his desire. "I shall go and talk to her."

"Nah. That's Tracy, one of those biology majors. They say she once sliced open a living piglet in front of her classmates." Serenity shook her head in disgust and wrinkled her nose.

But it worked. Though Seto was always doubtful when it came to rumors, he was disgusted enough to skip her and kept watching the mass. An aquarium full of pretty hot fishes and he was in the mood to play shark today.

"Got her," he suddenly exclaimed. "There. The blonde with the black dress."

Serenity inspected his choice with suspicion. "That's Caroline Jones. She's in my history class. Very intelligent; she has rich parents so she can pay her so-called friends. She attends business class also and well, she's damn beautiful."

Not that Serenity had wanted to add her last sentence, but envy had made her words too blunt. "But she's adored by many guys. I doubt you'd have a chance."

"We'll see." And Kaiba was gone.

Serenity watched in awe as he made his way over to Caroline and said something to her. Then Caroline said something, then Kaiba… well, the chat was flowing so well. How did he manage so quickly?

"Seems like you did a great job." A familiar voice spoke up and Serenity turned to look into another pair of adorable eyes, much like Seto's. She guessed it ran in the family.

"Mokuba! What are you doing here? Aren't you grounded or something?"

He grinned sheepishly. "Am still but Seto seems busy and I thought it'd be nice saying hello to you. Don't tell him I'm here or I'm so going to pay."

"I won't," Serenity assured him and winked before she shifted her eyes over to Seto Kaiba again. The aforementioned brunette had been chatting easily to Caroline until they both left to join the dance floor. Serenity cringed inside, having an urgent need to spit fire.

"Wow, you taught him well." Mokuba stated the obvious.

"Too well," Serenity muttered under her breath but the younger Kaiba heard her nonetheless.

"How about you and me sit down over there while he's busy?" He friendly suggested, and Serenity shrugged.

"Why not." After she had followed the raven-haired teen, they both sat down at a small table. The girl sighed, her eyes still fixed on the dancing couple.

"You don't seem too happy about his success with women."

"Huh?" She gazed as innocently at Mokuba as she was able to. "Well, no, no. I mean I am happy for him. It proves I'm a good teacher, right?"

In Mokuba's opinion, she wasn't very convincing, but he dropped it. Whatever was going on between them, he couldn't figure it out.

And so minutes passed, though they seemed like hours. Serenity kept watching Kaiba and Caroline. What an ironically good mix. Caroline Kaiba. Serenity wanted to retch! And Caroline kept touching him while they were dancing—she had damn touched Serenity's property—even though it was just an armOh, she could swear to God, if Caroline did him any damage, she would die! Better she left her dirty fingers off him before she would break him! ARG!

What was she thinking, for god's sake?

Caroline could do whatever she wanted with Seto Kaiba. He didn't belong to Serenity. He belonged to no one but himself, and if he wished to be touched by Caroline, then so be it. He wasn't even interested in Serenity, nor did he have the slightest attraction to her. He had said it himself.

I wouldn't touch you even if my life depended on it! I'd rather die!

Those had been his exact words.

Serenity knew she should stop fooling herself. She downed her drink when she had come to a conclusion. Walking clumsily over to Mokuba who was just showing another girl his tongue piercing, she tapped him on his shoulder—before he could go any further in showing the girl the good sides of having a metal stick inside of his mouth.

"I'm heading home, okay? Don't look for me."

"Well, err… okay. What about Seto? Don't you want to tell him?"

"No, he's busy. I don't want to ruin his, well, thing… whatever…" her voice trailed off and she shrugged.

"Will you be okay all alone? I could call my driver and…"

"Nah. Gonna take a cab. Good night, Mokuba, and have a nice evening." Serenity forced a grin though she was rather depressed.

"Damn you, Seto Kaiba!" She told the clear, dark sky in its whole beauty above her as she stood outside waiting for the cab. "Good luck, Caroline bloody Jones!"

The cab pulled up and the not so happy Serenity disappeared inside of it.

But a rather successful CEO was left within his new element: flirting. He felt like God! Or the Devil—depending on the way one saw it. But he had a feeling almost like flying. Caroline, the blonde he was attempting to seduce, was obviously interested, if not even very thrilled by him. Yeah, he rocked!

Seto looked down at her, holding her while dancing. She wasn't as small as Wheeler; nor was her face as beautiful. But the whole package was blowing his mind nevertheless: well-curved body, astonishing blue eyes and intelligent. He might like her in the future.

Although something was different about dancing with her. When he touched her bare shoulders or arms, she wasn't hot; nor was he cold. Plus he wasn't nervous at all when she rested her head against his shoulder. Fact was, he didn't know why. Though, he could imagine two possibilities:

a) Caroline just belonged there or

b) Caroline didn't belong there at all.

In case of the second option he was in deep trouble, so he decided that it was better to ignore option b. Because if she didn't belong there for the simple reason she wasn't able to make him feel nervous, cold, hot and confused all the same… well then, it meant another one could.

That would be a big, big problem.

Caroline gazed up at Seto and lifted her head so she could whisper in his ear. "Would you like to come to my place and maybe have a drink with me?"

At first Seto's eyes widened. Then his little evil side cut in and he smirked. He would always get what he wanted and this feeling was the best! Putting on the charm, he replied, "of course."

Then it hit him! Serenity! Where was Wheeler? Frantically he looked left and right, even up and down, but nowhere was that damn girl to see. No Serenity. But someone else. Someone familiar. Someone grounded!

"Excuse me," he said and strode over to Mokuba who in response was panicking that he was caught. What could the boy do?

"Mokuba! What the hell are you doing here?"

"Excuse me? Ich spreche nicht Ihre Sprache, Sir." The boy replied smartly.

"Cut the bullshit, Mokuba!" Kaiba immediately smacked his brother's head lightly. "Have you seen Serenity?"

"Serenity? Yeah, she's gone." Mokuba rubbed his head.

"Gone? Where did she go?" Kaiba wondered why she hadn't told him. And why hadn't he noticed?

"Home." Mokuba could have sworn his brother hadn't cared a few minutes ago and now he was furious. Grinning he added, "why? Something wrong with the blonde?"

Seto snorted. "No. Well, if Wheeler is gone, the better it is. I'm off as well." He was about to leave when he saw the woman approach him. "And you," he glared once more at his brother, "are going home as well! Got that?"

"Yes." Mokuba nodded and smiled at the blonde, who suddenly clung to his big brother's arm. As he watched the two of them leave, he turned to a girl and shrugged.

"Do you really have to go home?" She asked and tilted her head to the side, begging him to stay with a puppy-eyes look.

"Nah," Mokuba grinned and winked at her.

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To be continued…

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End of chapter nine.

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"Ich spreche nicht Ihre Sprache" means in English: I don't speak your language. ;D

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