Chapter 9
Randy went crashing through his dressing room door that he shared with his ex-team mates Evolution…Despite what the script said he was still great friends with Paul Levesque (Triple H), David Bautista (Batista) and Ric Flair…Randy threw his bag across the room.
Paul squeaked out, "Honey, I'm home."
Randy threw a glare to Paul and said, "God damn it…Why the fuck didn't I see this coming?" Dave said, "What? The writers decided to give you an STD and an incurable disease and you're supposed to be on the edge of death and suddenly you make the miracle of all miracles recovery right as your very last breath is about to slip from your body."
Randy couldn't help but let a smile slip out as he laughed at David. Randy said, "Unfortunately, I wouldn't doubt it the way the scripts have been going lately…No my temper tantrum was a little more centered on Marie Williams." Paul looked at the younger man and said, "Why? I thought she broke things off with you before you even RKOed her at OVW…Which lemme just say if you ever do that again with out it being scripted…I'm going to kick your ass."
David and Ric both nodded in agreement. Randy said, "Alright aside from my other temper tantrum at OVW…I will admit I was way out of line then…I tried to apologize and she told me to go to hell…" Dave said, "Not that we don't fully blame her, cause you could of jeopardized her career severely. What does that have to do with right now?"
Randy grimaced and said, "I just saw her getting friendly with John Cena…the same man who socked me in the nose, because I tried to talk with Marie the day she got released from the hospital." Paul said, "And you're point being?" Randy pulled on his bottom lip and thought about it and said, "I guess I'm just not as over her as she is me."
David said, "What did you expect…that she was going to pine away for a guy who she caught in bed with 4 different girls at one time?" Paul said, "Knowing Marie…Not likely."
Randy said, "It was a mistake…I was drunk as hell and had no clue what the hell I was doing…shit you guys even vouched for me…I tried telling her so many times, and she just wouldn't listen to me…I don't know…I just don't feel like I can give her up without a fight right now…"
Paul said, "Well…If she's swapping spit with Cena…chances are your fight is over before it even began." Randy said, "No…There's got to be a way for me to get her to give me a second chance."
Dave said, "I'd venture to say if you try to get a second chance with Marie…You should be expecting one of two things…One…she'll tell you to go to hell and drop dead or one of those semi-fun shoot down sentences…or two…Cena is gonna kick the shit out of you for her…I'd bank on getting both…Cause chances are since Cena has no worries punching you for her…he'd damn sure do it again for their relationship."
Randy said, "You might be right…but I'll never know if I don't try…right?" Paul said, "If you were smart you'd just leave it alone…just sit back and wait for Cena to fuck up somehow…I mean he can't be perfect right? I mean c'mon he's got a temper and he's kind of a hoodrat…so that's pretty much 2 strikes against him already…"
Randy nodded as he let the words of his friends mix around and go through the tunnels in his brain as he decided that if something hadn't happened in a month…he was giving himself 4 weeks…If he hadn't gotten her to talk with him in 4 weeks…he'd make something happen.
Paul and Dave knew he was up to no good…as soon as he got that smirk across his face…But decided to just leave it alone…Marie would kill them if they interfered…they decided if Randy wanted to get himself a death certificate they'd let him do it ALONE!
Smartest thing Paul and Dave could've possibly done.