Interview with The League

Disclaimer: See Part 1

Author's Notes: Thanks to people who have reviewed so far and haved asked for the next chapter, here it is!

Marion let Dorian into the room, then she closed the door to the other League members. Dorian, without hesitation, sat down immediatly at the lage pine desk infront of a blazing log fire, blowing his pink nails dry. Marion sat on the other side at the table, and sorted some documents out. She gazed at Dorian's painted nails.

"Your nails look nice, Mr Gray." She commented, while putting on some glasses.

Dorian looked up, and smiled.

"Why thank you, pink is my favourite colour, it makes me feel so happy and airy." He replied.

"Shall we get started?" Marion asked finding a sheet of paper and placing it in front of her silver eyes.

"Yes lets." Dorian said, eager to get this over with so he could get paid in order to buy some more nail polish.

"Now then, what do you think makes you so Extraordinary, Mr Gray?" marion asked, awaiting his reply.

"Oh it has to be these glamourous nails, i mean, look at the shine and radiance this colour gives off, its perfect." Dorian stated.

Marion nodded, and dipped a blue Quill in a pot of ink and started writing what he had said, as all the League's interviews where going to be published to the papers. After a few moments, Marion looked at her questions again.

"How is life with your fellow League members?" She asked.

Dorian chuckled a bit, he knew EXACTLY what he was going to say.

"Well what can i say?i suposse i get on fine with them really, i find Mina Harker, very attractive, of course, but you could say that we were once lovers, but our love is dying.." Dorian said, Then added "And then there is Jekyll, i find him most strange, you have to be careful around one such as him. You never know when he's going to pull a fast one." (by that he meant him changing into Mr Hyde unexpected).

"I see." Marion said, not looking up at him, just writing away on some papers. Dorian sat back in his seat, watching rather proudly. Marion quickly moved onto the next question.

"Would you care to express your comments on The Nautilus Mr Gray" She asked yet again.

"Certainly, and i have three words to describe it: Big. Metal, and shiny" Dorian replied, taking a cigarette from a leather box and lighting it up, casually blowing the smoke into the air, right over Marion's face.

It did'nt take long for Marion to get those words down, as there were only three words. She coughed as the smoke blew over her face.

"Do you mind?" She asked, a bit annoyed, but trying to keep cool.

"Not atall." Dorian replied simply, a wide grin spread over his face.

Marion decided to forget about the whole blowing smoke over thing, and swiftly moved on.

"Do you enjoy the Company of an Invisible man for a league member?" She asked.

"i can't say that i don't. Skinner's mood changes, as does mine, i mean, one minute here's hovering over you, stealng things, and the next he's just quiet. Has some pretty crazy jokes though. You should see the way he dresses, all he wears is a hat, and jacket, oh yes and greasepaint. Who in the world would smother greasepaint on thier face? i would'nt, it so..so...Skinner" Dorian explained, not quite finding the words to correctly phase that answer.

Marion smiled, interested on this Skinner, and was thinking of interviewing him next.

"Ever get stressed out on Missions?" Marion asked quite casually.

"Well, one as to keep one's cool on such a mission, you get all these people panicking, and its hard not to panic yourself, but i manage, i do." Dorian replied, then added, "Then again, i've seen enough in my life to shock easily." He stated.

Marion nodded as she was writing, she set her quill down and proceeded to the next question.

" Choose one member of the League and use one word to describe them."

"Myself. Growl." Dorian said proudly, obviously taking pride in himself rather than others.

Marion smiled again, getting that down. She asked the last question.

"Any song to describe yourself?"

At the mention of a song, Dorian stood up, as if to leave.

"I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. I should be so lucky in loooovvveee!" He sang "It is by Kylie" he stated "I have it on CD"

Marion laughed a bit, and applauded Dorian's singing, as it was really very beautiful.

"Thank you Mr Gray, please could you get Mr Quartermain?" She asked.

Dorian was already gone, and so was the leather box of Cigarettes.

Author's Notes: I tried to make it as funny as i could, i could really see Dorian with Pink Nails. Please R/R!