Title: A Christmas Thing
Author: Sara Loughlin
Disclaimer: Not mine :(
Summary: SG-1 gets stuck on a far away planet and something very strange is going on there.
Spoilers: None, yet
A/N: Ok, first story here folks! This first chapter here is very short, but that has it's reasons! PLEASE review and tell me what you think and be honest! Oh and if someone wants to beta my story... Please do not hesitate to offer!
Prologue
'It's Christmas and we've been stuck on this planet for five weeks now. Well at least I have, because I don't know where Jack, Daniel and Teal'c are. Let's just hope there not stuck too, which they probably are, or they'd have rescued me by now, right?
Anyway, it all started out like any other planet; green, piles and piles of rocks and abandoned. At least that's what we thought... Well apparently not.
You can probably guess what happened next, Daniel got overexcited and began TOUCHING the rocks (The colonel is right about him not touching rocks) and next thing I know, I'm here, by myself, all alone, for five fucking weeks (sorry about that). You probably wonder how I'm still alive (and why), just like I wonder why I write in my journal like this, like people will actually read this. Well I don't get it myself, but food seems to appear when I want it to, when I want a, eh, I don't know, a piece of strawberry cake, it appears, poof, just like that. Just like everything else, a bed, a bathroom, a tv, you name it. So logically, I began experimenting; see what I could get. I've figured it out, I can get anything as long as it fits in here (here is a dark room which is about 12 square meters with no windows) and as long as it isn't a living thing.
I'm bored out of my mind, I miss social contact, and it's Christmas, for crying out loud! (I've decorated this place with a tree and ornaments and stuff, it looks... cheery). Oh, there's this other thing...'
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and Jack O'Neill appeared, wrapped in a big red bow, looking pretty smug about himself.
"Hey, Carter! How ya doing?"
Sam stared dumbfounded at him, didn't know what to say, but after seconds she recovered and started bombarding him with questions.
"CARTER! Sorry, we've been kinda stuck too, ok, give me a break and let me explain!"
"Fine. Go ahead, sir" She already started to feel the guilt that always comes after yelling at someone, especially your commanding officer.
"Ok, look, Daniel, Teal'c and me have been, well, uhm, stuck too, just not like you. See, we were actually free to go everywhere, just not to the stargate or to you; they sealed that of with force shields. But it's Christmas, so I'm your Christmas present." He forced a smile on his face, knowing she wouldn't react very pleasantly.
"You're my Christmas present? What the hell is that supposed to mean? And Why exactly wasn't I with you guys? Why aren't Daniel and Teal'c down here too? And what the hell took you so long?"
"Sir." She added hastily.
Jack was looking rather nervous, or was it guilty?
"Well, you see, you're kinda, ehm, well, not YOU specifically, just that, ehm… Women are extinct here." He rushed to say that last part. "So they locked you up, to study you. Trust me, we've been trying to get you outta here, and ousrselves for that matter, it just isn't working very well. And since it's Christmas they've finally allowed someone to go down here.
Sooo what do you think about my bow?" He gave his best smile at that.
A/N: So, what did you think? Short I know, so...Please review!