Title: A Christmas Thing

Author: Sara Loughlin

Disclaimer: Not mine :(

Summary: SG-1 gets stuck on a far away planetand something very strange is going on there.

Spoilers: None, yet

A/N I changed the prologue a bit (it was an idea of punkgirl3000, thank you) you might want to read it first, cause it has an effect in this chapter. Also, I wanted to update sooner, but I'm moving right now and as some off you might know, that takes up a lot of time! And thanks for reviewing! I loved it!

Chapter 1

"Extinct! What the… Then how the hell do they make babies? Never mind, I don't even want to know."

Sam already started to calm down a bit as things started to sink in.

"Where are we anyway, sir?"

"Yeah, well, right now we're on a planet they call 'Anak', 'they' are called the Anacians, surprise there huh? Anyway, apparently all their women died hundreds of years ago due to some virus or something. You know, funnily I asked the same question you did; how the hell do they make babies, who bare the babies and can't they get girls!

We still haven't gotten the answers yet, so you gotta wonder…

But enough about that, I'm here to celebrate, so let's do just that!"

"Oh, but first, can you help me out of this bow?"

Sam got up giggling and started 'unwrapping' him, while he shot her a filthy look for laughing at him.

After the 'unwrapping', Sam explained to him that they could get everything they wanted just by thinking of it.

"Everything?"

"Yes, sir"

"Honest to God everything?"

"Yes, sir"

"Huh, cool. So Carter, if for example I wanted, let's see, the newest Simpsons dvd box, I'd just have to think about it, eh? Ok, here goes…"

In front of him appeared all the dvd boxes of the Simpsons; Jack got excited about that just like a 6-year-old; smiling BIG time.

Meanwhile, Sam was thinking of a table, the perfect, yummiest Christmas dinner and some music. When she saw Jack, a smiled crept on her face; he was busy thinking of all kinds of wrapped presents, though he should stop sometime soon, or it wouldn't fit anymore.

"Sir?"

"Jack." He said.

"What?"

"Well Carter, you called me 'sir' and since it's Christmas and all, you should call me Jack."

"Ok, then I suggest you should stop calling me Çarter too."

Jack's mouth opened and closed like a fish, trying to think of something to say. What he came up with was "right, ok."

A few minutes later the two of them sat down to eat their dinner. They managed to have comfortable small talk, but when they were almost done, Jack noticed that Sam was drifting off with her mind.

"Sam, stop it, will ya?"

"Huh? Stop what?"

Jack gave an exasperated sigh. "Stop worrying about how to get us outta here!"

"Well Jack, I'm sorry, but I can't and you should know that by now." Sam leaned forward and put her arms on the table "I'll let it go if you tell me exactly what happened after the flash."

"Sam, I" Jack began, but Sam interrupted him.

"Jack" she said very seriously, giving him a very piercing look.

"Ok, fine, after that blinding flash of light….."

Jack looked around himself quickly, trying to figure out where they were. It was dark, round and very high. The walls and floor seemed to be made out of black granite and there were three candles on the ground. "Daniel?"

"I don't know Jack."

"Right. Where's Carter?"

"She is not here O'Neill" Teal'c answered.

"Yeah, I noticed that!"

Then in another blinding flash off light, a creature appeared before them. It was only about 4 feet tall, but probably weighed 200 pounds. It's skin seemed to be purple, but that was very hard to see, since it had a lot of hair in many colors. It's face was round with two bulging eyes, a nose button and a very tiny mouth. "Greetings creatures."

"Creatures? Has he, she, uhh it looked in a mirror lately?" Jack whispered.

"Jack," Daniel whispered back, "to it we're the weird looking ones."

"Please creatures, be silent, I am trying to talk to you."

Looking surprised at the faces Jack was pulling, it went on "I am Granilbo, head slave of my master Torna. I am here to inform you that you are made his prisoners and that you will be sold as slaves if you do not listen."

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