Title: A Christmas Thing
Author: Sara Loughlin
Disclaimer: Not mine :(
Summary: SG-1 gets stuck on a far away planetand something very strange is going on there.
Spoilers: None, yet
A/N: Ok, I'm VERY sorry for the delay, really, I'm just so busy and I've completely lost all inspiration... I just wrote this to tell you guys I'm still working on this! It might just take a little bit longer, but hopefully not as long as last time!
Previously...
"Greetings creatures."
"Creatures? Has he, she, uhh it looked in a mirror lately?" Jack whispered.
"Jack," Daniel whispered back, "to it we're the weird looking ones."
"Please creatures, be silent, I am trying to talk to you."
Looking surprised at the faces Jack was pulling, it went on "I am Granilbo, head slave of my master Torna. I am here to inform you that you are made his prisoners and that you will be sold as slaves if you do not listen."
Chapter 2
"For the time being, I want you three to stay here and wait."
"Yeah, like we have a choice," Jack interrupted him.
"Please, be silent" Granilbo said as if he were trying to contain his anger. "I'll go to my master now and tell him what you look like, he has been most curious. Kamti."
After Granilbo was out off sight Jack asked "Kamti! What the hell is that?"
"Goodbye, I guess" Daniel said.
Jack looked around for his bag, when he found it he went over to it and grabbed something small.
"Poker anyone?"
Three hours later Teal'c and Daniel were slumped against the wall, looking like they were just run over by a train. "Jack," Daniel whined, "I really don't think it necessary to play another game of poker, besides you'll just lose again."
"Nonsense my Danny-boy, I'm just having a bad streak."
"For three hours!" Daniel exclaimed. "Besides Teal'c doesn't want to play either, right Teal'c?"
"That is correct O'Neill. I am most wearied of your game." For a man who almost always seemed to show no emotions, he looked very bored.
"Okay, fine, if you really don't want to…."
"We don't, Jack."
"Well suit yourselves. By the way, I thought that Granada guy said he would get his 'master' now" Jack asked, "so where is he?"
"I don't know and how do you know it's a guy?" Daniel asked looking a bit surprised.
"Oh, just a hunch, besides, doesn't he look male to you?" He looked around to Teal'c for back-up.
"I do not seem to recognize any male or female parts O'Neill, therefore I do not know."
Daniel had to smile at that, he loved Teal'c's dryness.
"Ok, I don't know either," Jack responded, "but I have a hunch, you know that feeling that you have when you have a uhh… Hunch?"
They were interrupted again by the arrival of Torna, who let out a scream the moment he saw them.
"You are humans! How perfect! I've always wanted to have humans to play with, but I thought there were four of you? Where is he?"
"He? You mean she and aren't you human too?" Daniel asked the man, who definitely looked human and who reminded him a lot of Urgo...
"Oh no no no no no" he said rapidly, "I am certainly not human, or else I simply would not exist." All three men moved their heads in such a way that they appeared to be confused.
"She?" He continued, "you mean female? Wow, that is just wonderful! I must see her at once!" And he left, leaving the men gaping after him.
Short, but there will be more soon, I hope! Please review! I just seem to love them!