Ok, this fairytale was written as an aasignment for my English class. It is a fractured fairytale, which is a kind of fairytale that sort of destroys the real version of it. I hope that this is fractured enough. Oh and it is this short only because the assignment was supposed to be double spaced, one and a half pages. So please tell me if I've destroyed Snow White enough. By the way, I love fairy tales...
I do not own Snow White or any of the characters associated with this fairytale...
Fractured Fairytale
Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful queen. She gave birth to a beautiful little girl who had lips as red as a rose, hair, black as ebony, and skin as white as snow. Sadly, the queen died due to some complications and the princess grew up with no mother to watch over her. Her name was Snow White. She was a vain little princess though. She always carried a mirror with her wherever she went and never hesitated to brag to people about how beautiful she was.
Everything went well until one day, when she was sixteen, her father remarried another queen. This queen, unlike Snow White was not the best looking person in the world. Every time Snow White saw her, she would pretend to throw up in disgust. Then again, this queen was also one of the most modest people in the world. She had absolutely no hostile feelings towards Snow White.
About two weeks after her father got married, Snow White got so fed up with having to live with such an ugly woman that she ran away from her castle taking only a little pocket mirror with her. She even left a note saying why she left. After wandering through the forest for a while, she stumbled upon a cottage owned by seven little men. When she saw how ugly they were, she laughed loud and clear into their faces, taking out her pocket mirror and flashing it in their faces to show how ugly they were. Had it been a prince who had teased and taunted them this way, these seven dwarves would have tried to fight him and tie him up in some corner of the cottage but being the gentlemanly dwarves that they were, they merely said nothing.
Snow White took their silence as defeat and made them wait on her hand and foot. She made them make her meals, clean the house, do the laundry, do the dishes, and she made them do every single thing that she wanted them to. One day, the dwarves got so fed up with her that they decided to concoct a plan to kick her out of the house. One of the dwarves stole her little pocket mirror that she always had with her and placed it in the soup she was going to drink for dinner. That night, while Snow White was drinking her soup daintily, the mirror got stuck in her throat and she wasn't able to breathe. She began making the universal sign for choking at the dwarves who were jumping up and down in happiness. Snow White soon felt to the floor, dead. The dwarves decided to take her back to her castle and present her body to her stepmother, the queen.
Once they got to the castle, the queen rushed out followed by her nephew who was just as ugly as her. Her nephew immediately fell in love with Snow White but was crestfallen when he saw that she was dead. Out of sorrow, he placed a single kiss on her lips and the once dead princess coughed and returned to life. She spit out the mirror and shrieked as it broke. She shrieked even louder when she saw the queen's nephew's face looming in front of her. She shrieked once more as she found out that she was required to marry the prince in order for the story to have a happy ending.
She married the prince.
The End