Warnings: Yaoi, sexual scene.
Key/word/ is an action
Um…… Okay
One nice sunny day the two psychos, Marik and Malik, of Domino city were wandering around the city's main park. The sun was shining; the birds singing and they were stealing little old ladies handbags and beating up five year olds for their Pokemon cards.
On their leisurely walk they spotted a squirrel that had been tormenting them for weeks. It was the only one left from a tree they blew up to see if the dynamite that they brought off e-bay worked. It did. It took out the entire tree as well as the colony of squirrels that lived within it. All but that one were gorn. And it was taunting them.
They chased the squirrel (that Marik had named Egbert. Why Egbert we shall never know.) In to a more secluded part of the park where inevitably the squirrel (named Egbert) gave them the slip.
They were distracted from their pursuit of nothing (Egbert having given them the slip) when they heard moans coming from somewhere near by. They followed the sound to a tree and looked up. There they saw something that they didn't expect to see.
It was Yami and Bakura going at it like rabbits about two-thirds up the tree. Yami lay with his back against a branch with Bakura on top. The moans were coming from Yami.
The two psychos stared up at them from the ground in a trance at seeing two enemies going at it. Up a tree of all places.
The spell was broken when Marik said " Ra, I didn't know you could do it up a tree"
To which Malik replied, " Neither did I. I wonder if you can buy this on video."
" I don't think you can. Who'd of thought that they would get together? But they should defiantly do a instruction video on how to do it up a tree."
"Yep"
With that the two crazy Egyptians walked off to carry on with their day as if nothing had happened.
Back at the tree….
"Did you hear something?" gasped Yami as Bakura thrust into him.
"No," grunted Bakura "Why?"
" Because it would….. OH! GODS! YESSSSSSS!…… funny if….. HARDER!…… someone we know……. /moan gasp/…….. found us!"
" Yeah, OH RA I'M GONNA….."
There were two loud, pleasure filled moans and then a thud as the two tangled bodies fell out of the tree and hit the ground.
THE END
Authors notes
-This came to me randomly early this morning. (its 1.22 am GMT now)
-I chose Pokemon cards because of a conversation me and a friend had the other day (it ended in a dare that we each had to buy a pack)
-The squirrel… I don't know where that came from. Or his name. Don't ask.
-I don't know if you can do it up a tree. Never tried. Wouldn't work for me though because I am female and the story is of two males.
-You can just imagine Malik asking that.
-Sorry about the abrupt ending but I'm tired, and I ran out of ideas.
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