Ranma and Washu enter a Milk Bar.
Ranma: "See? Told you we'd find him here."
Me depressed: "Gone! They're gone forever! My stories never to return! Give me another round of milk."
Bar Tender: "I think you've had enough."
Me grabbing him by the collar: "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
Ranma and Washu then start to drag me out of there.
Washu moves my lips and says behind me 'Start the fic.'
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Ghost Zone...
All of the ghosts in the Ghost Zone were gathered in one location. A very ghostly mansion right next to the floating high school Pointdexter attended.
"Alright Vlad, mind telling us why you decided to declare war FOR US?" shouted Ember.
"To put it simply my dear, they are in my way of retraining ultimate power!" shouted Vlad.
Flashback
Vlad smiled evilly. He had finally gotten the key he was after for so long now. He was about to fly into a castle in the Ghost Zone when a couple of witches in suits flew infront of him.
"Hold it right there!" said one.
"You are in direct violation of this district!" said the other.
"What're you talking about? This is the Ghost Zone, you witches have no authority here!" said Vlad.
"The Witches Council has officially declared this castle too dangerous for anyone because of the ghosts inside. This place is now under the protection of the Witches Council!" said the first one.
The two then zapped the castle and a magical force field appeared around it.
"NO!" said Vlad.
One of the witches then handed Vlad a piece of paper.
"What's this?" asked Vlad.
"A ticket. And I'm afraid we'll have to confinscate that key too." said the witch.
They then snatched the key out of Vlad's hand before he knew what happened.
"Hey! That's mine, give it back or else I'll..." said Vlad with his hands glowing.
But before Vlad could say another word the witches smiled and said "And have a nice day." and disappeared.
Vlad narrowed his eyebrows in anger and said "This is not over!"
End Flashback
"So as you can see, the so called Witches Council is trying to push us around. Assert their authority where clearly they have no power. What say you now?" asked Vlad.
"War it is!" said Walker.
"I shall enjoy this new type of prey." said Skulker.
"Hm. Finally a fight worth having." said Stalker.
"I WANT TO GO TO THE BALL...I mean WAR!" said the dragon ghost.
"Time to rock their world!" said Ember.
"Ember! Ember!" said Kempler.
"STOP SAYING MY NAME!" shouted Ember.
"The misery should give me a wonderful make over." said Spectre.
"This should be fun." said Betrand.
"I shall go because I wish to make them pay!" said Desiree.
"THEY SHALL FACE MY MEATY RATH! Chicken finger?"asked the Lunch Lady Ghost
"Maybe later." said Vlad.
"Those cats are going down, right Kitten?" asked Johnny 13.
"Right Johnny!" said Kitten.
"I! Technus! Who have recently escaped level 0 shall make them feel my technological wrath!" said Technus.
"We'll show those bullies!" said Pointdexter.
"I AM THE BOX GHOST!" said the Box Ghost.
"Honestly. Why do we even include him in things like this?" asked Skulker.
But little did they know that Freakshow's ghosts were listening in on the whole thing and gasped.
"We need to stop this!" said the muscle man.
"And exactly how would you like for us to do that? We can't fight the entire Ghost Zone population!" said the Tatoo ghost.
"I think I might know of someone who can help. The last I heard he was under protection of the Witches Council. Follow me." said the midget ghost.
"Wait! Wouldn't it be better to go to the Witches Council themselves?" asked the flexible ghost (?)
"No good. Let's just say when it comes to Ghost Zone Ghosts they are exactly gullible and more than likely won't believe us." said the midget.
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The next morning in Amity Park...
Danny woke the next morning feeling great. Sabrina had become his official girlfriend. Nothing could ruin his mood. Danny, after getting dressed, went outside for a walk where he found Cassandra waiting for him.
"Cassandra? What're you doing here?"asked Danny.
She walked up to him while swaying her hips and said "To do this."
Her hand then turned purple and waved it over Danny's eyes while mumbling a spell. Danny's eyes turned purple for a second but it quickly passed.
"Well? Aren't you going to tell me how much you love me?" asked Cassandra.
"(Hiccup!)" hicupped Danny.
"Hiccup?" asked Cassandra.
Danny then started walking around like a drunk.
"The spell was supposed to make him fall in love with me not make him drunk!" said Cassandra.
Danny then fell to the ground.
"OH NO! I'VE KILLED DANNY!" shouted Cassandra.
She ran over to his body to find him sleeping.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
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Elsewhere...
Sabrina slowly started to open her eyes. However the first thing she saw was Wulf's snout.
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed Sabrina.
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed Wulf.
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"WULF! What are you doing here?" demanded Sabrina.
Wulf then frowned and his face got serious.
"Trouble." said Wulf.
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Back in Amity...
Danny was walking around town very drunk.
"Oh the horsie walks (Hiccup)around with his feet in the air. Yes the horsie walks (Hiccup)around with his feet in the air. (Hiccup)This is one seriously messed up horse!" sang Danny.
"Danny! Get back here!" shouted Cassandra.
When she finally caught up to him...Danny threw up on her shoes.
"EEW!" said Cassandra.
"Oh be quiet you pickle you!" said Danny.
"Pickle?" asked Cassandra.
"Yeah. You're a pickle! (Hiccup)" said Danny.
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"Oh no Wulf! That's terrible! We got to go and tell Danny! Do you think you could claw us our way there?" asked Sabrina.
Wulf shrugged. He had only used his powers for traveling between the two worlds, he had never tried it like the way Sabrina was suggesting. But he had to try.
Wulf clawed the air infront of him and a hole opened up. Sabrina stuck her head but then brought it back out. "Wulf you did! You so totally rock!"
Wulf smiled and said "Wulf rock!"
They jumped through the portal and wound up on the Fenton's front yard.
"Now I just hope Danny doesn't mind if we wake him." said Sabrina.
Wulf pointed in a direction. "Danny wake...sort of."
Sabrina looked in the direction Wulf was pointing and her jaw dropped. There was Danny, as drunk as a hobo, staggering towards her.
"Danny?" asked Sabrina.
"Oh hello pretty (Hiccup) sun lady." said Danny.
"Sun lady? Danny what happened to you?" asked Sabrina.
"(Hiccup)." hiccuped Danny.
"Danny! I told you to stay where I could keep an eye on you!" shouted a voice.
"Wait a second, I'd know that voice anywhere!" said Sabrina.
"Oh great, it's the pickle lady. (Hiccup)" said Danny.
Cassandra then came running up to them.
"Cassandra, I should've known! What did you do to Danny?" asked Sabrina.
"Hey! Don't try to pin this on me! All I did was try a love spell on him, how he got drunk from it is beyond me!" said Cassandra.
"Okay first of all love spells are illegal, second of all Danny is half ghost, there's no telling what our magic will have an effect on him. It's just a good thing he isn't dead, andthird of allDanny is our best chance of saving the Nether World AND YOU JUST GOT HIM DRUNK!" shouted Sabrina.
Danny then fell to the ground drunk asleep.
"Zzzzzzzzzzz!"
"Wait...what's wrong with the Nether World?" asked Cassandra.
"Maybe I could use the spell Aunt Hilda taught me. 'Hang overs are too much trouble, make this guy sober on the double!'" chanted Sabrina.
A magical aura surrounded Danny and soon a jar appeared next to him. It was labeled 'Danny's Drunk Juice'.
"Come on, let's try to wake him up." said Sabrina.
Danny opened his eyes and saw Sabrina. "He's up!" said Sabrina. Danny then closed his eyes. "Or maybe not." said Sabrina. Danny opened his eyes again and this time they stayed open.
"Sabrina? Wulf? Cassandra? What're all of you doing here?" asked Danny.
"It's a long story Danny but the short version is we're in trouble and we need your help!" said Sabrina.
Sabrina then told Danny and Cassandra what Wulf told them.
"Oh my gosh! Cassandra, go to your aunt and see if you can warn her! Wulf, go to the Ghost Zone and see if you can't find anyone who would be willing to help us out! Sabrina, you're with me!" said Danny.
Cassandra disappeared in a magical aura and Wulf clawed open a portal and jumped through it.
"Come on! We need to get to the weapons vault!" said Danny.
"Your family has a weapon's vault?" asked Sabrina.
"Yes and this time it has a handle on the inside. Don't ask." said Danny.
Next chapter: The War Between Worlds.
