A/N: I warn you, this FF includes Barney, so I'm sorry to say, but DON'T panic yet, he's only a tooth brush…yet.
All: -gasp-
The dark figure: BEHOLD ME!
All:…………………um we can't see you!
The dark figure: -annoyed cough- hello lights, when I said behold you're meant to turn the light on.
Light man: -shrug-
The dark figure: ok once more. BEHOLD ME!
All: -gasp-
Snape: YES IT IS ME! SNAPE! I AM YOUR REHAB TEACHER!
Ron: -dies-
Bryan: who the –beep- are you?
Harry: -whispers- he is the scariest person on earth.
Bryan: WHAT? I never 'eard of him! I 'm meant to be the scary one!
Snape: I just said who I was, now all of you scum get to work! I want the toilets cleaned and polished with your tongues!
Jin: I have demon blood in me, can I be excused?
Snape: yes, yes you may, because your farther, my boss would most likely kill me, so just use your tooth brush.
Eddy: WAIT! What about us!
Snape: -pull out a wand and kills Eddy-
Bryan: duuuuude! I want one! –Mumbles- then I would not have to pay all those damn bills off.
Hwoarang: man that sucks!
Bryan: hey Snape dude, I'm dead what about me?
Snape: in that case you can't taste any thing so you can clean two –walks off-
Bryan: who the hell does that oily freak think he is!
Ron: Er…professor Snape?
ten minutes later
All of them are cleaning the toilets with their tongues; Jin was using his Barney purple toothbrush.
Harry: ummm…who's not dead here?
All:……………… -shrug-
Bryan: I'm dead.
A passing Smurf: EWWWWWWWW THERE'S A DEAD MAN CLEANING OUR TOILETS!
All of a sudden a large crowd of smurfs come running up with cameras and film to catch a walking talking dead guy.
Bryan: awwwwwwwww crap
Hwoarang: -is laughing and rolling on the ground-
Harry: oooooooo a zombie!
Smurfs: -back off a little-
Harry: don't they eat brains and go "arghhhhhhhhhhhhh" with their arms extended and walk stupidly?
Bryan: -jumps up and grabs Harry by the shirt and shakes him- I DO NOT WALK STUPIDLY! IN ADDITION, I ONLY EAT BRAINS ON SUNDAY NIGHTS!
Harry: -mumbles- swwacrwe twhe smmmmups oww.
Bryan: what?
Harry: -mumbles loader- swcawre THE smmups ofw.
Bryan: nope sorry I understood the "the" but what was the rest?
Harry: scare the smurfs off
Bryan: I can't understand you.
Harry: -shouts- SCARE THE SMURFS OFF!
Bryan: nope can't quite catch it.
Harry: -screams- SCARE THE SMURFS OFF!
Bryan: I DON'T UNDER STAND YOU!
Hwoarang: -glass shattering scream-FOR GODS SAKE! HE SAID FREAK THE BLUE DUDES OUT!
Yoshimitsu: -wakes up- what the hell…
Jin: long story mate…
Yoshimitsu: -shrugs and goes back to meditating-
Bryan: -drops Harry and walks stupidly towards the smurfs making them run and scream-
Jin: watch out for that suddenly appearing rock that appears at bad times.
Bryan: -trips on a rock and ends up getting the Barney tooth brush stuck in his eye- OH MY GOD ARGHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN!
All: ……………… some one should help him!
Harry: yeah
All:………… maybe later
Bryan: I'M GETTING INFECTED BY THE HAPPYNESS OF THE TOOTH BRUSH ARRRRRRRRRGH
All: watch as Bryan stopped screaming and faced his back to them.
Jin: good lord! Hold me Hwoarang!
Hwoarang: -hugs Jin-
Bryan: - turn's around with his eyes crossed - I'm going to eat your spleen!
All: ahhhhhhhhh RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!……
Bryan: I love you, you love me, were a big family!
Harry: hey lets lock him in the broom cupboard.
Draco: -falls into the room by the window- hey man that's a cool idea.
Harry: urn… I thought you guys where dead?
Draco: oh yes sorry! –Drops dead-
All: end up some how locking Bryan in the cupboard and locks it.
JC: any one seen-
All:Raziel?
JC: yeah!
Bryan: -from inside the cupboard- nof…Nowf frck offff
JC: -disappears-
All: -sit down and watch the cupboard in sudden fear-
Professor Snape: I have come in to see ho- OH MY GOD! THEIR CLEAN!
There was a sudden hushed silence even Bryan, who was locked in the cupboard, was quite-
Snape: well then…every one meet Hagrid he is here because he er… I felt like sticking him in here. Will you people accept that excuse?
All: -mumbles-
Jin: yeah-well fine just as long as he sleeps in the cub board.
All: -shiver violently as they ponder Hagrids fate-
Snape: okay then…hey where did that dead annoying person go, all the smurfs are screaming and running away about that he came back from the dead. –Pull out wand, which makes a large whooshing noise, also leaving the word "WHOOSH" in the air- I had better sort him out…
in a different time, place and well game
Turel: are you sure, this portal leads to the brothel? In addition, the alcoholics pub?
Dumah: yep! I am sure of it!
Kain: WELL LET ME THROUGH! I go first! –Sticks his chest out and pouts happily, as he walks through only to be followed by his own sons-
, back to the other time, place and fan fiction, also toilet-
Snape: -places hand on cub bored-
the hushed and hidden figures (not including Hagrid who was being questioned by eddy "dude your accent is boss! Bet the chicks dig ya?") in the room suddenly get a massive shock as a blinding flash above them go off and seven people fall to the ground one on top of the other
Kain: -screams- GET YOUR –BEEP- OUT OF MY FACE DUMAH NOW OR NO CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!
All: -suddenly go quite-
Zephon: this is not the brothel…and there sure isn't any Booze!
Melchiah: Yeah and there's like freaky stoned people here!
Jin: who are you?
Turel: dunno…I was never told! –suddenly a drum beats from no where-
Jin: -is confused…- I thought there was only meant to be us, Smurfs and the stoners?
Eddy: -shrugs-
Bryan: -suddenly fly's out of the closet and latches onto Melchiah's head and starts trying to suck out his brains-
Melchiah: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF!
Kain: -brushes the dust from the closet from his clothes and GASP beautiful hair- boys pull him off your brother
Yoshimitsu: what the f-?
Hwoarang: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story…
Yoshimitsu: okay then –meditates-
All watch with amusement as the LOK people try desperately to pull the brain hungry Bryan off their bothers head (besides Kain who was tending to his hair)
Xiayou: I do not know why their even trying…he's such an arrogant basted, he is too proud he will not let go
Ron: -snaps his fingers and wriggles hips- Girlfriend I only meet him a few hours ago and I all ready know!
Kain: -sits down and pulls one of his many hidden large hip flasks out and sculls the whole lot in one hit- Mmmm… my only love!
Xiayou: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONLY LOVE!
Kain: Huh? I JUST fning met you!
Harry: er… just a little question…did you just kill my potion teacher?
Turel: -gives up along with his brothers trying bribing Bryan off- er… -kicks Snape- would you be upset if I said yes?
Draco: -starts bawling his eyes out- YES!
Ron and Harry: GOD NO!
Turel: well he's not breathing but it would have to be a no!
Hwoarang: how do you know?
Raziel: because he is standing behind you with a large glowing stick…
The entire Harry potter mob: -SCREAM!-
Kain: -knees him in the crown jewels and brings his knee up, knocking him senseless, grabbing his wand he snaps in two!-
Harry and Ron: falls to their knees groveling and kissing Kain boots-
Kain: OH GOD HELP! THEIR DROOLING ON MY BOOTS!
All: -burst into laughter, besides Kain, who was being drooled on. Ron and Harry because they where drooling on him. Eddy and Hagrid went off to a room together, Yoshimitsu, because he was sleeping. The smurfs where running away and locking all the doors and Bryan who was trying desperately to suck Melchiah's brain out with no hole. Therefore, the only person who was laughing was the janitor who was suddenly thrown into a nasty fit of coughing.
Jin: Hey, I think when Bryan gets back to normal that he wanted that glowing pointy stick!
Harry: it is a wand, let us say it together W-A-N-D
Hwoarang: god he's gonna be annoyed! Better watch out dude.
Dumah: Er…where are we?
Ron: -shrugs- dunno some really, really, short blue people with puffy white hats carried us here…after they caught us getting stoned.
Raziel: -sighs and sits down on a bed- well this cannot get any worse!
All: -wait for something to happen-
Raziel: as I said, nothing can get any worse!
Turel: can I help?
Raziel: may as well
Turel: -suddenly pulls off his clothes to expose large pink high heels, pink dress with a bow and a girly hair style- AMEBA!
Raziel: -passes out-
All: -stare at the strange looking vampire-
Ron and Zephon: -vomit violently-
.Day dream .
We are suddenly joined with Bryans daydream; he was skipping happily down a pink street singing to the little birds (pink) that sang happily with him, and then he saw a large smiling purple dinosaur (with boxing gloves), they linked arms and skipped happily down the road smiling as they went. This daydream suddenly bought our normal beloved nasty Bryan back to earth, screaming as he did so, UN latching his mouth from Melchiah's head.
Melchiah: YAY! –Suddenly gets knocked out cold from Ron who freaked out-
Bryan: -looks around, the Harry potter mob was cringing in fear and where hiding, as well as the tekken mob, also seeing that Kain's sons where terrified of evil looking man who apparently was dead where also cringing.
Kain: -cracks neck, jumps up and down on the balls of his feet, and goes loosey goosey-
Bryan: -stares at this man, then suddenly does his loud evil laugh, grabs Kain and slams him against the wall- trying to take my place as the assholes are you?
Kain: -is now unconscious-
Bryan: HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA…
Vampire boys: YAY!
Jade: WOOT! It's all done, I felt like adding the LOK kids cause more people needed to die, if no one knows who they are then, well here's a little story about them. They are insane Vampires, Kain is the leader who has the perfect hair in the world, while the others are his sons and warriors. Sorry about taking so long.
Snake Edge: Murduk is gonna be in soon, don't fret.
Gia: Yes, the wonderful things that happen when Weed is involved.