A/N: YAY! CHAPPY! Okay um… I really don't have any ides for this one, so if it suddenly becomes random, well then you just gonna have to suffer. enjoy!
.The Smurfs were in a large group, planning some happy and yet evil plan, to destroy the man called "The-unnamed-Walking-dead-man-with-scars-and-who-likes-alcohol". Oh if only you knew how evil the schemes where, if only you knew….
Papa Smurf: So, our songs don't work, how in the world are we going to defeat "The-unnamed-Walking-dead-man-with-scars-and-who-likes-alcohol". Oh professor Snape how can we defeat it!
Snape: -strokes his extremely oily hair- Hrm… I have a plan!
Papa Smurf: Ah! What is it!
Snape: to have a plan!
Papa Smurf: -.- well that's just beautiful, isn't it!
. ": " Blah blah blah blah random other symbols.
.Back with the boys in rehab.
Harry: -is covered in blood- well… that was…er…strange
Ron: yes it was… wasn't it?
All stare in disbelief.
Kain: she didn't blow up then, did her…taking four of my sons with her?
Hwoarang: er… I might see that again…
FLASHBACK
Xiayou: I like you 00! Marry me!
Zephon: Er… I'm not really…you know…Mortal…so no.
Xiayou: -starts screaming and crying-
Jin: She scrambling my brains!
Bryan: DAMN IT! I WANTED TO EAT THOS- I mean OW!
Melchiah: -runs over to drag the screaming Zephon away-
Rahab and Dumah: -joins Melchiah in pulling him away-
Yoshimitsu and Kain: -suddenly wakes up-
Kain: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
Xiayou: -head explodes, turning Zephon, Melchiah, Dumah and Rahab in to mush-
Harry: -is covered in blood- well… that was…er…strange
END FLASHBACK
Raziel: -starts crying- WHY! WHY MY SIBBLINGS!
Hagrid: It' for the best. I'm sure' of It'
Kain: these are the times you need to be stoned…
Ron: -starts crying- if only we had some weed!
Harry: -pats Ron on the back-
Eddy: I'm gonna puke! –Starts throwing up-
Jin: Hey! I thought she loved me!
All: -stare-
Jin: hey it's hard for me to get a girlfriend!
Tekken mob: -nod in agreement-
.Back with the smurfs….
Papa Smurf: so that's it we call our supreme leader and get our almighty leader to get rid of "The-unnamed-Walking-dead-man-with-scars-and-who-likes-alcohol".
Snape: Um… are you sure that's a good idea?
Papa Smurf: yes, it's the only way.
Snape: then we must call him then…-picks up phone and dials number-
Phone rings……………
Supreme leader: DAD SHUT UP ALREADY! NO MORE OF THOSE STORIES DAMN IT!… What do you want and make it quick I have a lot of orders to fill out!
Snape: Er…Santa? Is that you?
Supreme leader: DAMN IT SNAPE! You called my damn cell! Of course it's not Santa!
Snape: -sigh of relief- oh good, I know I'm on the naughty list…any way we've got a little bit of a problem…
Raziel: So…I know this may say strange but I can see all of these blue guys with white hats coming closer, and well they can't camouflage for nothing.
Turel: what's wrong Raziel don't you like blue? –Snicker-
Raziel: -glare-
Harry: -pushes both out of the way- I think that this is a set up, one made by DUN DUN DUNNNN! Voldemort!
Ron and Draco: -shiver- IT'S HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED DAMN IT!
Harry: he might have large amounts of snakes coming soon! Good thing I know snake language! SLITHER-SLITHER-SLITHER-HISS-HISS! HAHAHAHAHA none of you can talk it!
Bryan: yeah I can, it's easy that language… it's really called BULLST! –Cracks him in the face-
Kain: -Grins- I have a new minion!
Bryan: Hell no! –Punches him out cold-
Eddy: why y'know, are you y'know worried?
Harry: Because if he knows I'm in here, he'll burn the place to the ground just to destroy me!
Bryan: -looks at Hwoarang who nods in agreement and grins from ear to ear-
.The smurfs and "The other crew" start walking to wards the front door of the cottage….
Snape: -cringers in fear as he slithers on the floor- is it vital to have more people here? I mean if some thing goes wrong, I mean we could just kill him!
Papa Smurf: I like our lords idea, driving "The-unnamed-Walking-dead-man-with-scars-and-who-likes-alcohol" insane is a good idea…but why more people?
Supreme leader: (is completely dressed head to foot in robes) one because the female will drive him insane, two because I know the dead man and three because it's so boring.
As they reach the front door it is sharply opened with a crash and a bang and a crumpled figure waving a tiny white flag vigorously covering his eyes, was suddenly thrown out of the door…
Harry: please don't hurt me! Please take me away from all of this! I won't smoke dope again I mean it, I have a lighting shaped scar on my head!
Supreme leader: -grins- ah I have many scars on me! –Throws all his robes off-
Harry: -gasp- Santa?
Kazuya: ((did you think it was Barney? Huh huh?)) -Hits himself on the head repeatedly- Oh for the devils sake! –Makes a lighting bolt come from the sky to turn Harry into a little burnt pile- I'M NOT SANTA!
Lee: -who had been beside him the whole time- Actually you do look like him when you screw up your eyes…
Kazuya: SANTA IS AN OBEASE ENGLISH MAN WITH A WHITE BEARED AND IT WEARS RED!
Lee: see you do look like him!
Kazuya: -screams-
Papa Smurf: I think you need to meet the…stoners, alcoholics, sex cravers, Ex-cons, nudists, mentally inane, burglars, drink drivers, dead, serial killers, laugh-a-holics, Satan worshipers...
Kazuya: wow these guys are players
Papa Smurf: …drug sellers, drug users- Oh I'm so sorry I was still reading out the list. –Pulls out an EXTREMLY LONG list of bad and naughty things- what was that?
Kazuya: I said wow these guys are players.
Papa Smurf: no; guy. The one named Bryan, has done all of this…the others are in there because we needed test experiments.
Kazuya: -.- oh this is going to be fun…
Papa Smurf: I know!
Lee: -opens the door- what the hell…
All that had just appeared look in horror as they look at the mess of blood and brain! Yes I said brain.
Papa Smurf: Hey! That guy with the white hair isn't meant to be here!
Kain: really?
Papa Smurf: yeah.
Kain: oh… com' on boys time to disappear –suddenly disappears with Raziel and Turel, also a large amount of blood and brains also disappeared-
Hwoarang: what the hell…
Kazuya: -is getting over from shock- um… okay then…I AM THE ONE THE ONLY-
Ron: Santa?
Kazuya: -smacks himself in the head- NO! I can't be bothered saying anything so, any way I am going to read out a list of people who should be here then I am going to invite more people to drive Bryan insane!
Bryan: great…more weirdoes'… just as long as their not as bad as Xiayou
Lee: don't worry she even scares Kazuya, ever since his devil side you know…did it with her… he still needs to sleep with the nightlight on.
Kazuya: -kills lee- any way, this is the list. –Continues to read out a list-
Okay then …
Bryan. –Groans from all-
Yoshimitsu… Huh…he's here? Okay then, any ways
Ron
Hwoarang
King-
Hwoarang: he was here? ((see A/N –wink-))
King: roar
Kazuya: okay then any way…um…
Harry
Draco
Hagrid…who the hell is he?
Jin… -rereads-
Jin…JIN? WHAT THE HELL?
Jin: er… hi dad…he he… -anxious laugh-
Kazuya: I should have known... okay any one who wasn't read out can go explode.
Eddy: WHAT? –Explodes-
Papa Smurf: I think they need a maid too…
Bryan: -grins and has a little "day dream"-
Kazuya: okay then… well this is the list of people who are now joining us!
Murduk,
Murduk is a savage man who is extremely large and aggressive
Murduk: I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!
Kazuya: -.- yay more blood… -pulls out a party whistle and blows-
Lee: I want one! –Rips it off him and runs around in little circles blowing it-
Kazuya:…
Lee,
Lee will also be joining you because I'm totally sick and tired of him annoying me!
Lee:… Woops….
Kazuya:
Nina,
Nina is a woman with large boobs; and a bad taste of clothes that expose too much flesh; she will be the new maid.
Nina: thanks… -looks around- OH GOD! NOT BRYAN!
Bryan and Harry: -drool-
Kazuya:
Lei,
Lei is a failed cop who has a very "workaholic" life style, he is an alcoholic who hates Bryan because he is on the top of character usage while Lei is on the bottom next to combot.
Lei: YOU!
Bryan: -giggles-
Kazuya:
Anna,
Anna needs no introduction; she is Nina's sister…
((There is now may I add a large amount of drool on the floor.))
Kazuya:
Jack 5 and Prototype Jack- ((or PJ as I will now call him))
Bryan: -screams-
Kazuya: -Smiles-
Jack 5 is a very weak type of robot and well is a strange, strange thing.
Jack 5: -beep boop-
Kazuya:
Steve Fox,
World know boxing winner guy, he has a corny accent!
Steve: not even a work out!
Kazuya:
Dante,
Dante is from a completely different game, his brother Virgil he's in here too……Dante? Vergil? ……….. What the hell? Who the hell wrote this with red crayon?
JC: -smiles innocently-
Dante: YO MAN WHERE THE PARTY AT! –Looks around- oh great…more stoners and I thought I was bad with drugs! –Sees Nina- wow Baby!
Vergil: oh god, why me! Why can't I be dead already!
Kazuya: -reads down the list- no… no way am I reading any more I do not want other people from different games to appear! I mean come on! Wakka, Lulu? From final fantasy 10? Get real!
JC: fine
Jade: -SCREAM!- OMFG! THAT WAS LIKE SO LONG! I'm SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! And that's the rest of the chapter! I should really be getting a lot more of the characters out and talking man, because it just sucks with Bryan being the main character, and now that my other favorite Kazuya's in here oh god every one else may as well blow up.
King: roar?
Jade: ah yes you… I kinda fully forgot about him, sorry to all king fans I didn't mean too I kinda lost count with all the new charters in there. From now on, if people die they stay dead ((unless I really need them alive again)) and no more different people from different games, ((unless I need them)) it's getting too confusing now! Even for me! So yeah hopefully this is going to be better then before and yeah hopefully funnier.