Enjoy!
.Five hours later we join them again, ((oh my god why did I write another chapter I have no ideas!)). Okay any way here is the newest chapter out man! We now join a group of bored looking people who are playing cards around a large table..
Bryan: -has a little green poker hat on- HA I win again, come on take it off!
King: -rips Bryan's arm off-
Bryan: dude! In strip poker you're meant to take everything off! A mask is clothing.
King: roar…
Bryan: fine
Murduk and Draco: … you understand him?
Steve: I can't
.On the other side of the cabin Anna and Nina are talking while Harry and Hwoarang are drooling.
Anna: hey Nina does this dress make my butt look huge?
Nina: no bigger then your huge head!
Harry: OOOoHhhh cat fight!
Hwoarang: raw! XP
Nina and Anna are now wrestling on the ground; Dante has pulled out a video camera and is filming the whole thing. Jin and Vergil are having a little conversation to their self's in the darkest corner.
Jin: I hate my family; it's all my dads fault that I'm like this.
Vergil: ah yes I had a hit man called Arkham, I swear to god that he had a thing for me! And don't get me started on lady!
.We are cut off to join PJ and Jack-5 having a VERY technical conversation with Lei, lee and Ron..
Lee: okay PJ and Jackie boy, because me and lei have the same name doesn't mean that we are the same people.
PJ: are we correct? –Squeak- you are Lee? -Points at Ron-
Lee: No I'm Lei-
Lei: hey I'm Lei!
Ron: I thought you were Jackie Chan?
Lei: no I'm not
Jack-5: so –points at Ron- you are Jackie Chan?
Ron: no he's Jackie Chan
Lee: really?
Lei: hey? Am I Ron?
Ron: -points at Yoshimitsu who is currently asleep upside down on the roof- I thought he was Ron?
PJ: CONFUSED, CONFUSED, CONFUSED! –BEEPS-
Jack-5: -BEEPS- OVER LOAD! –Explodes-
Bryan: -from across the room- oh that's great! I don't have to mess around with his wires when he's turned off now! –Sulks and throws his hat off-
Nina: great I have to clean that up!
Steve: why don't we call Doctor B?
Yoshimitsu: -falls from ceiling- Daddy! I'll call him! –Calls Doc. B-
Doc. B.: -crashes through the door- you called? –Giggle-
Every one in the room stops and stares at the new comer, who is being followed by a kangaroo and a dinosaur in rainbow boxing gloves
Doc. B: -pulls out a little control and presses a very big and shiny red button, withboxinggloves-
Jack-5 suddenly flies back together, now every one is staring with their mouth opened as doc. B. laughs like an idiot and escapes viva the window, with his boxing minions.
Harry: what just happened?
Yoshimitsu: ((I'm gonna miss ya buddy, -sniff-)) -runs after his daddy, never to been seen again-
Hagrid: well, we erm.. Better y'know get this fuddle of a mess cleaned up!
Anna: that's Nina's job! –Points at her sister-
Nina: fine
.in two hours the place is spick and clean, and many men are gawping at Nina's cleaning outfit.
Murduk: Woof man! –Rips his shirt off, exposing his hairy chest-
Nina: ewww…
Bryan: undead guy! -Rips his head off-
All: ewww…
Bryan: what?
Snape: -enters room- what the? Okay any way, because I haven't been able to do this yet I will be getting us all in a small…large group and talk about why we are here, okay every one sit in a circle!
.All eventually end up sitting in a circle Draco sits next to Mr. Snape while Bryan tried sitting on Nina's lap, and is well now sitting in a crumpled little heap.
Snape: okay then, Lee would you like to start us off?
Lee: -gets up- I'm here because I like to tell my random girlfriends that my name is Dante.
Dante: you joking right?
Lee: no, I also wear woman's clothing…
All: -stare-
Snape: …next…
Steve: I'm here because I can't get my damn boxing gloves off! And I'm mentally scared from my corny accent!
Murduk: I'm here because I'm too aggressive to be out and wild.
Jeff Slater: -from outside the window- Com' on man! I want a rematch!
All: -stare-
Jeff: fine I'm going –runs off-
Lei: I'm a workaholic and I'm depressed about my girlfriend leaving me.
Anna: hey! She was called Xiayou wasn't she?
Lei: -goes red- NO!
All: -snicker-
Harry: I'm here because I have no parents-
Steve: god that orphan story is getting annoying!
Harry: -.- and well I'm a goodie to-shoes and I need to be taught how to be bad.
Bryan: -grins- that's an easy wish.
Anna: I'm here because I just want to be badder then my sister.
Nina: I'm here because I wear skimpy clothes and I'm not really y'know a good assassin, I mean come on! Have you tried killing some one in high heels!
All: -agree-
Jack-5: -insert mechanical sound here-
PJ: -makes a louder mechanical sound-
Snape:…next…-stares at Draco-
Draco: I'm here because I stole Dante's looks…or was that Lee's?
Vergil: I'm here because I stare at people to kill them, and because I have to live with being MR. POPULARS twin.
Dante: I'm here because I take drugs to keep me sane, no really I drug my self from being my insane self –takes out a pill packet-
Snape: NO NO NO! No drug taking while you're here give it to me!
.Dante then opens his over coat which doing so makes a lot of pill packets fall out, piling all the way to his knees, with no one looking Bryan steals a few packets..
Ron: I'm here because I need to be here, I'm Harry's bum buddy and I have no self identity, I'm Harry's biggest copy cat, but with red hair.
Hwoarang: I LIKE CHICKEN!
All: -agree-
King: roar, roar, roar.
Hagrid: I'm a misfit' and I drin' too much…I have pets', of many different type's and my jacke't hold' many pocket's', so many' pocket's'…-glassy look-
Anna: -whimper-
Snape: any one else?
Bryan: Hey-
Snape: good no one left! Now we get onto rehab exercises tomorrow get some sleep! I'll give you some time to get to know each other more –Leaves-
Bryan: But…I didn't get a turn!
Jin: neither did I!
Bryan: who cares?
Snape: -reappears- BED! –Disappears-
Steve: suckage…
All of a sudden the lights turn off leaving every one to scramble to their beds, it's a shame that there are onlyelevenbeds and seventeen people, Hagrid decides to avoid the cupboard at all costs, I mean come on who knows what Zombie Bryan did in there?
Anna: THERES SOMETHING IN MY BED!
King: rooooooaaaaaar….
Dante: luck, lucky man…
All of them eventually fall asleep, Hagrid on the floor with Jin, while king is curled up at the end of Anna's bed, and Bryan did try to do this to Nina's bed but got flogged, and so he is now sharing a bed with Jack-5… oh dear lord…
JC: Well that one's done…
Bryan: why didn't I get to say why I was at rehab for?
JC: well for starters we'll be there all day, and well it's a very long list. I sure our fan's don't want to know about your nudist streak…no….no we really don't want to know it. Wow that was long i need to stop writtng long stories, i was going to say something but i forgot it, Good night.