UP DATE!
I'm sooo sorry about putting two chapters into the one thing… any way, so I deleted it and fixed it, now this is the way it was meant to be at the start, I'm really sorry if it caused some confusion, I really am! Oh yeah, because I deleted the last chapter, I kinda also deleted the um… reply's that I wrote to every one, I'm sorry for that too - -'any way so sorry again, enjoy!
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Okay! This is a brand new chappy and well such fun! There is a warning to this one… a very big warning; Barney is in this…not as a toothbrush…I warn you, I really do.
Professor Snape walks into the room, only to be shocked to find a very large amount of nuts, bolts and wires which did belong to Jack-5 scattered around Bryans bed, the biggest giveaway to this was well there was a robotic head in Bryans bed that did look oh so strangely like Jack-5
Snape: okay all rise and shine... oh god Bryan… please tell that those nuts and bolts did not belong to Jack-5!
Bryan: -looks innocent- maybe….. ((Bye, bye Jack-5))
Snape: fine… every one get out there all ready in 5! Get ready for some physical work ladies!
((Five minutes later))
.we join a line of tired looking people, yet there were some gaps, the day would have been quite nice if it wasn't for the large dark clouds ahead.
Snape: -is looking down a very long line of people, a few very missing- where is Bryan, Dante, Harry, Draco and Lee?
Nina: playing golf, sir as Bryan said…
Snape: oh god! –Gets a sudden image of Bryan bashing Dante, Harry, Draco and Lee to death with a gold club-
back at the cabin
Bryan: no… look Lee you're holding the pole all wrong, here let me help-
Snape: -bursts in the room- STOP IT FURY!
All: -look at him strange-
Snape: oh…-looks at the boys with golf clubs in their hands looking puzzled- I thought you were killing them?
Bryan: well I am, these guys suck at golf…
Dante: -hisses-
Snape: WHY ARE YOU MEN NOT OUT SIDE!
Lee: well you did say be out there at five and well, it's only eight o'clock in the mourning, we still have time!
Snape: -smacks himself in the head then grabs Lee's golf stick, breaks it in half- I MENT MINUTES! –Throws the stick away, which accidentally hits Draco in the head, killing him instantly-
Draco: I WILL BE ADVENGED! –Gawk!- ((catya later))
Dante: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, -eye twitches-
Snape: er…OH NO MY ONLY LOVE IS DEAD!...-looks back at the boys- GET OUT THERE NOW!
All walk out side, only to get into line to find Snape wearing the weird fancy jockey pants, a whip and a puffy t-shirt, who was trying to ignore the fact that every one was laughing their heads off.
Snape: ATTENTION! Now, you sleazy slimy maggots-
Vergil: um… I'm actually half demon!
Jin: -blinks and mumbles- there's more?...
Snape: -smacks Vergil across the face with the whip- I DON'T CARE! Now because you are so unfit------
Vergil: oww…-sniff- mummy…
-All of the tekken trained and extremely fit fighters raise an eyebrow, this also included Dante because, well being the demon hunter that he is has to be fit for his job-
Snape: -continues- I have an extra helper, a proper trainer, here he is!
-A sudden happy voice erupts from the side of the cabin singing on the top of "its" lungs 'I love you, you love me!'-
Every one, I mean every one gasps in horror as an obese, giant, purple dinosaur runs around from the side,
Jin: -whimper- daddy?...
back at Kazuya house
Kazuya is sitting at the kitchen, his boots place on the polished table, reading a news paper upside down and back to front, written in German.
Jun: Honey, have you seen Jin?
Kazuya: no…… -his super sensitive hearing picks up his son's plea; Kazuya grins, licks his fingers and turns the page-
back to the action
Hwoarang: -instantly falls in love with barney-
Barney: HI kids!
Steve: NOOOO! -Pulls his boxing gloves tighter, which made him explode, I have no idea how, but he does- ((-cries- he's a fav' character! Well not really))
Nina: STEVE MY BABY BOY!
Bryan: -wraps his arms around Nina's shoulders- don't worry we can make another one, and if you really want we'll name him Steve 2 along with his thousand of siblings!
-Bryan is now a crumpled heap on the floor-
Barney: -stares- okay every one, time to do some exercise Dough!
Hwoarang: -is staring lovingly at barney-
Anna: -silently cries to herself- how could you! –Slaps Hwoarang and runs off crying-
Hwoarang: . what the hell was that for?
Snape: so Barney are you okay? –Pats arm- I'll just leave you to it then… –runs off screaming "I TOUCHED IT I TOUCHED IT!"-
Barney: well now, let's start with some dancing!
Lei: -passes out-
Bryan: -whimpers and hides behind king-
.Kazuya's house.
Kazuya: -is using his demon powers to watch what is happening- BWHAHAHAHAHAHA HE HAS A WEAKNESS!
Jun: honey buns!
Kazuya: -suddenly becomes slack- oh dear god no…
Jun: I made you some muffins!
Kazuya: -smacks himself in the head-
.the losers.
Dante: -stares at Barney- I LOVE YOU! I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN! –Clings to barney-
All: -stare in horror-
Vergil: I am not related to that thing…
Barney: awww… he loves me!
Murduk: -is vomiting violently-
Hwoarang: -clings to Barney's leg and starts leg humping him-
Barney: Ewww –shakes Hwoarang off- okay let's start dancing –turns some music on- okay every body one two three…
Nina: bite me
King: roar
Harry: that's a fantastic idea king! Let's all run away to the cabin now and lock the door!
Every body: -runs extremely fast to the cabin, leaving Barney behind going "awww… are we playing hide and seek?"-
.back in the cabin.
Ron: dude lock the doors before it can come in!
Lee: I agree!
Mostly every body is inside the cabin, besides Snape, Barney and Anna… who had run off crying, some where….
Ron: -rushes up to the door and locks it, then for extra measures he pushed Bryan's cupboard against the door as well-
Murduk: hey ya' know did you lock the door properly?
Ron: yep!
Dante: -walks in via the back door- Hey all! I got locked out so I came in the back way! XP
Murduk: -glares at Ron-
Ron: Eeep…
Lei: fine! I'll close the back door! –Closes it and locks it, piling Jack-5's remains against it-
All of a sudden there was a crash of thunder, a flash of lighting and then it started to pour down with rain.
Bryan: -screams and hides under Vergil's overcoat-
Vergil: -blinks- what the hell?
Bryan: -is starting to mumble and froth at the mouth- ARGH! I HATE THUNDER! Horrible… daddy…memories!
All: -stare-
Murduk: Ah… yes the memories…
FLASH BACK
Murduk is sitting in front of a large fire, with his parents? There is also another child, who has a large beard, the strange thing is that they are about two years old…
Murduk: GIMMI' MY TOY BACK HAGRID!
Hagrid: NO! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Murduk: -pulls Hagrids beard- HAHAHAHAHA, I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!
Hagrid: -smacks Murduk back which starts a large punch up-
Mummy: awww… aren't they so cute daddy?
Daddy: awww… that's what I call brotherly love!
END FLASH BACK
Nina: WHOA! You're related to that thing Murduk?
Hagrid: it's tr'ue that's w'hy I'm so hairy'!
Dante: But…but he's black!
Murduk: Mummy always like strange things…
Hwoarang: CHICKEN! BWARK BWARK!
All: -shiver-
JC: Pah, I started to get bored with that chapter so I stopped it, so um yeah I was kinda shocked when I found out that Hagrid and Murduk are related, whoa dude didn't see that one coming XD. Sorry about taking so long with that one guys, busy with school and that. I guess I better start writing the other chapter then huh? Bye all!