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Pagemathews: thank you! Um, I don't know what you mean with the drug question though. Um…I live in Australia mate, XD but it's funny that you ask because nearly every one who I like just meet always ask if I'm Canadian XD because apparently I have a Canadian accent, it's happens all the time! It's nice to know that you'll keep reading.
Getemono: thanks for the encouragement! I'm gonna put more Barney stuff in here and hopefully some smurfs! Because the title is really "the sucky smurfs, and random others" have you notice that they kinda all died and that I went off track with the rehab thing? 00' dude! How could you offend me with that? Any way here it is!
Hurky doesn't know: here's the new chapter for ya!
Keep the reviews coming people! You make me smile!
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YAY! New chapter
I was walking home one day after work and I heard laughter and screaming coming down a street that I always walk past, so being human, being insane. I decide that I had to look and to my not surprisement… stuff…that there were five little children in all their cuteness were playing in a large puddle on the road…and smacking each other with an inflatable chair… and with all this cuteness I started to think to my self…. "I really, really don't want children"
Nah jokes XD but any way, after being inspired with all the loveable cuteness and bashing I thought to my self, "Wow this would make a fantastic chapter!"
Nah jokes again! I'm just gonna get random people hurt with a inflatable chair XD.
E NJOY!
Oh yeah by the way, when did Murduk become Australian? No seriously, people who walk down the street sure as hell don't look like that! I mean come on I don't look like that! And I'm not THAT hairy! Well not that hairy…
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Lei: hey! While where on the matter of flash backs I have a very interesting story!
All: -groan-
FLASH BACK
Lei is on top of a large bus which is speeding down a busy street, lei is fighting with some one at the moment, on top of the bus…which is speeding down the freeway may I add again…damn idiot.
Lei: whoa-kung-pow-ness-stuff!
Ron: 00' whoa dude you need to chill out! Just because I missed the damn bin with the piece of paper doesn't mean to chuck a hissy fit!
Lei: FLEES! I will arrest you!
Ron: this is not good…
END FLASHBACK
Lee: huh? Why the hell did we watch that for?
Bryan: hey lets watch Anna and Nina's flash backs
FLAS-
Nina: ARGH! NO, NO, NO, NO! We are not watching the shower flash back! ((Tekken 2 for those that don't remember or didn't play it))
All: awww…
Anna: shame… hey I still have the photo! –She pulls out a photo-
Bryan: MINE! –Yanks the photo and shoves it in his pocket-
Jin: hey what about that Vergil and Dante? We just met them I think it's only fair to see a flash back from them!
Dante: YAY!
FLASHBACK
Dante: so my mother's amulet was the key that unlocks the demon world!
Vergil: ARGH! NOT AGAIN!
Arkham: oh veeeeeeeergil! My darling evil master! –Walks out wearing a tutu- its ballerina practice! and after that we can play Barbie dolls!
Lady: you know nothing! How would you know what family is! You're a demon!
Dante: XB MUFFENS! –Suddenly pulls out an inflatable chair- YAYAYAYAYAY!
Vergil: AHHH! STOP THE DAMN FLASHBACK!
END FLASHBACK
Hwoarang: 00' nice one idiot!
Jin: er…
Vergil: -is now hiding under his overcoat with Bryan- (now how would that work?)
Inflatable chair: (squeak)
Harry: huh? How did that get here?
Dante: -tries to look innocent, but fails horribly - CHAIR! HOW I MISSED JOO! -hugs chair-
Inflatable chair: (squeak)
Hagrid: th'at soun'd? it's li'ke 'te'ddy! D'AMN Y'O'U MU'RDUK"! –Punches Murduk out-
Murduk: -is knocked out-
PJ: (beep) JANE? (Beep)
FLASHBACK
Jane: Jack-5?
PJ: (beep)
Jane: you're not Jack-5! –Starts crying-
PJ: (boop…?)
Bryan: ah, who cares about the damn robots flash back!
END FLASHBACK
All: agree
Ron: hey is this like a flash back chapter?
King: …?
Lee: -smoothes his hair- I don't know but… I'm gonna go find some prostitutes outside, hope Kazuya doesn't mind me boring his car (Lee walks to the door, opens it stares out side then suddenly slams it shut again, only to run and hide under Vergil's overcoat)
Murduk: hey man, what the hell are ya doing?
Lee: I DON'T THINK JC LIKES ME!
Nina: what makes you say that?
Lee: because Barney is like outside, signing and dancing, waving his arms around like a loser!
King: roar!
Jin: yeah, I forgot all about him to.
Harry: -Starts crying- I WANNA GO HOME!
Snape: BWHAHAHAHA not until you learn to get off the drugs! That's what rehab camps all about!
Lei: how did you get here?
Snape: when you were watching PJ's flashback.
Inflatable chair: (squeak)
Jin: so I was wondering what happens in the 6th book?
Harry: huh, you mean Harry Potter?
Bryan: -who has seemed to of gotten over his panic attack- you read Harry Potter?
Jin:……………………………..NO!
Bryan: good……………………….. I mean it's not like I read it every night and it's not like I'm secretly a Harry Potter fan………………………………………Ignore that -.-
Jin: me neither….
Hwoarang: hold on…. Aren't I meant to hate you?
Jin: Crap… I was hoping you forgot!
Hwoarang: why you little sissy boy Kazama! –suddenly pounces on Jin and starts a large fight-
Lei: hold on… is Barney dangerous?
Harry: -starts crying- you've seen him! Of course he is!
Lei: well I better arrest him –walks over to the door, and is followed by Bryan- I will arrest this evil vermin –opens door and is framed by the lighting background- and get a promotion!
Bryan: -suddenly shoves Lei out side and locks the door behind- oh well…he will be missed…
Lei: -from outside- DAMN IT BRYAN! YOU SON OF A LET ME IN...Oh hi…….oh god…please no….don't do that….ARGHHHHHHHH!
All of a sudden Auron from final fantasy 10 appears.
Auron: and here ends a story, the story of….tight ass, no wait sorry Lei.
Nina: -moves up to Auron- you know…I always had a thing for older men -
Auron: ewww…..-disappears-
Nina: -cries-
Vergil: hey Nina, I've always had a thing for maids!
Nina: -stares- hey actually you're not that bad looki-
Dante: -bashes his brothers head in with the inflatable chair- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vergil: -is knocked unconscious-
Nina: finished already? Please!
Hagrid: I t'hin'k t'hat t'he th'ing' 'is' tr'yin'g t'o get' in'!
All of a sudden, because I said so, the door was opened from out side. In entered Barney the dinosaur. The large main mob of this story suddenly started running around like it was the end of the world. Some one at home was watching in with his demon powers, but because he was in a bubble bath playing with his Heiachi plushie and rubber duck, he thought he'll finish his bath before he'll settle the mess.
Nina: Bryan…because we might die in like two seconds, I just wanted you to know…
Bryan: yes?
Nina: that I hate you.
Barney: hey boys and girls, you need to come out side and play with meeeeee! Because I love you, you love me…
Ron: oh god! I thought we were meant to be in rehab camp not death camp!
Barney and all his evilness suddenly launched the attack, while the poor survivor's were about to become Barney minions, the worst thing that could ever happen….
Kazuya: DAMN IT YOU LOSERS! COULDN'T YOU OF WAITED TWO SECONDS?
Kazuya had suddenly appeared wearing nothing but a towel, dripping with water and holding a scrubbing brush.
Kazuya: THIS IS A DAMN REHAB CAMP BARNEY! NOW BUGGER OFF, YOU'RE FIRED!
Barney: oh Kazuya, I know you're pulling my leg!
Kazuya: no, so pull your other leg and LEAVE!
Barney: oh…
Kazuya: FINE! –Suddenly out of no where a thunder bolt hits Barney, turning him into purple goo, with orange spots- DAMN IT! THE SKY IS MEANT TO BE SUNNY NOW!
The dark clouds suddenly disappeared, and the sky turned sunny.
Kazuya: now, let's try and get this crap back on track, the smurfs run this rehab camp and no one else, UNDERSTAND SNAPE?
Snape: -gulps- yes sir, I'll never invite anyone else, unless your permission, sir!
Kazuya: good, -looks around- now I'm going to finish my bath! And I better not be disturbed! –Kazuya leaves-
Snape: well… every one wasn't that scary!
Hagrid: W'hat? B'ar'ey o'r ka'zuy'a nak'ed?
All of a sudden, a massive laser beam shoots out of the air killing Hagrid instantly
Murduk: brother? BROTHER!
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JC: Sorry about taking so long with that people, I've been so busy. School exams, working all week and I was in crutches last weekend and I did something to my thumb and it was all swollen and I couldn't type…lucky me! Well now things should go back to order, because the story is meant to be about getting stoned and the smurfs, so thanks to Kazuya we can start the story like nothing happened. Well my nose is blocked so I need to get some Vicks rub, so then I can be all better, thanks for the reviews again people! By the way if you want some thing to happen or any ideas you might want me to add, shoot and I'll see what I can do…read my devil may cry story people.