Braidy hearts

This is an odd fanfic,…you know?...i never thought it would be so scary too…..oh well,.. my friend and I did this in English class and it turned out ok,.. so I decided to post it. P#34r 4r3 r4 l/l d0 /l/l /l/ 3 55! Wuahahahhaha!

The braidy bunch story kingdomheartized!

There was a story of a horny Sora,

Who had many many many French fries,

His lovely husband,

Who had nothing,

This is the kingdom of alibis.

It is the story,

The lovely story

The story of horny Sora's allies,

This is the story of a horny Riku,

And nothing can challenge his style

…..of horniness…..

the screen fans out into a house sceen:

Sora: lucy I'm home!

Riku: -walks in from a kitchen dressed in a dress- wrong show dumnass!

Sora: waaaa! Weaaa!

Riku: hey that's my line! Waaaa! Waaa!

-Sora nad Riku cried as Kiari came in-

Kiari: lucy I'm home!

Sora & Riku: -stare-

Kiari: your not Aireth! –slams door and runs away-

Sora: what was that all about?

Riku shrugged.

……

Sora: hey

Rku: hey

Riku & Sora: hey…

-the door busted open and cloud appeared-

Cloud: give me b33r bitches!

Sora: ahhhhh! Rapist ! run!

Riku: really? Where?

Cloud: opps… wrong room….where is leon?

Sora: you mean Squall?

Cloud: NO LEON! ….bitch…

Sora: -cries-

Riku: no one calls my babe that! – hits Cloud with a kung fu K.O. -

Leon: -runs in and sees Cloud- no! my baby! –grabs Cloud and runs away-

All: -stare-

Well thatwas my rp.. short but heh…oh well.. plz r&r? I beg of you plz?...i don't …well…just please r&r?

-dragon