Chapter 6
"Ms Evans, what is the answer to question 6?" "Ms Evans?" Professor Binns said raising his voice a tad higher.
Lily was startled back into reality from her day dream in History of Magic. "Yes Professor?" "What is the answer to question 6?" Professor Binns repeated.
"Oh yeah um it's…" Lily heard somebody next to her whispering "b.. B" so she went with them and said "B".
"No Lily, the answer to question 6 is the Elf rebellion, not B" Professor Binns said.
Lily turned to see who had whispered her the answer and saw that it was James and him and his friends were sniggering. "Oh this means war" Lily whispered to James.
"Bring it on" James said.
"Oh it's already been brought" Lily said, cringing inwardly at how gay she sounded.
"Whatever" was the only reply James could think of.
Lily grabbed a piece of parchment and started scribbling a note to Sarah on it.
Omg I HATE James, I see what all of you guys mean about him... he is a dick! - Lil
Hate to say I told you so lol! – Sarah
This is going to be fun haha! – Alex
Yeh we need to think up some kind of prank to pull on them- Lily
We could… do something with their hair? I don't know… they all love their hair! – Caz
Yeh we could make them go bald or something gross like that. – S
Haha yeh I rekon but how do we do it? – L
Simple put something into their shampoo. – A
Omg my leg hair stuff… hair removal cream, just shove some in the bottle… kind of gross but it will work…- C
Ew... good idea but gross.. shotgun not doing it! - A
Shotgun not doing it either! - C
Me neither… haha Lily! – S
Ok guys that is so not fair... I got the note last! – L
Dam to bad for you! Have fun in the guy's dorms! – A
Just as Lily was about to reply the bell went and they all got up to leave.
"Finally it is lunch I'm soooo hungry" Alex said
"Your always hungry Alex, what do you expect?" Caz said.
"Haha Caz you're so funny" Alex responded sarcastically.
"Whatever shut up guys I say we get an early start on the prank, like while there eating lunch" Sarah said.
"Yeah I reckon, how about I go and do all of that stuff now and you guys just cover for me if anyone asks where I am" Lily said and with that she was making her way up to the Gryffindor dormitories. She made her way first up to the girls dorms to find the Caz' hair removal product and then made her way back into the common room, hoping to god that nobody decided to skip lunch. Lily quietly made her way up the stairs to the guy's dormitories and found the 7th year dorm and pushed the door open. What she saw next disgusted her. It looked like a bomb had exploded in there, 'this is going to be harder then I thought' Lily thought to herself.
She made her way into the bathroom and into the shower, she was surprised there was actually soap in there, she would have thought they didn't even know what that stuff was! Lily quickly located the shampoo bottles and squeezed some of the cream into each bottle,
Lily quickly hurried back down to the great hall for lunch just in time to catch the end. She made her way over to Caz, Alex and Sarah and sat down with them.
"Did you…" Caz started.
"Yeah" Lily finished off for her. All of the girls burst out laughing at this picturing what bald Marauders would look like, they couldn't wait.
"What do we have next period?" Sarah said
"We have fricken potions… so not in the mood… do u guys want to go to the dormitory and grab our stuff now?" Alex said.
"Yeah ok"
When they walked into their dorm room Sarah spotted an owl on the window sill and let it in. She looked at the name on the letter and it said 'Lily'.
"Hey Lil, there's an owl here addressed to you" Sarah said indicating to the owl; Lily walked over to it and took the letter from it and read it and started laughing.
"Hey guys listen to this:
Dear Lily, since you are now a VIP at the Magical Mayhem club, you will be receiving these weekly newsletters, the first issue is enclosed. I think that was from the owner dude and here is the newsletter listen to this I'll read it.
What's on this week at Magical Mayhem. From Monday to Friday we will be operating like normal from 6pm-3am and happy hour will be between 7-8pm and you will get Firewhisky shots for only 1 sickle so look out for that. This Saturday night we have our annual Masquerade party where everyone must dress up or at least wear a mask! It's always lots of fun so look out for that. Anyway hope to you there, Magical Mayhem.
Oh my god guys we HAVE to go this Saturday… how much fun does it sound like!"
"Yeah I reckon… but what if like all of the really ugly goblins go and wear masks... how would we know?" Alex asked
"Um Alex… don't you have a boyfriend? You know Amos..?" Caz asked
"Well yeah sort of… but he has been really cold towards me lately and he hasn't said a word to me for like the past 2 days and word is he is cheating on me with that bitch Ellie Doneil from Hufflepuff" Alex said then added "oh sorry Sarah"
"Aargh don't say that name around me" Sarah said.
"Why?" Lily asked
"She is like some random cousin of mine and I really hate her… I really hate family reunions" Sarah said.
"Ok whatever anyway so lets get back to this Saturday… are we all up for it?" Caz asked.
"Hell yeah!"
In potions the Marauders were all sitting together pretending to take on polyjuice potion, but they figured they didn't need to, they were the Marauders for got sakes, of course they had made it before. Instead they were passing notes to each other.
Hey guys so just got the latest from the club in Hogsmead, apparently this Saturday night there is a Masquerade party, wanna go and check it out? – Prongs
Hell yeah that sounds like fun… haha – Padfoot
Yeah should be good, have u guys given any thought to what we are going to do to the girls? – Moony
Let's make their clothes disappear, VERY nice for us and humiliating for them! – Padfoot
No that is so unoriginal and crap Padfoot, we are the Marauders, we can do better. And by the way is that all u think about… girls naked!- Prongs
Haha prongs you're soo funny… can you see me laughing I'm practically falling of my chair- Paddy
Whatever we could… make their hair go fluoro pink or give them really ugly make up or something like that…- Prongs
We could steal all of their homework and modify it... lol... –Moony
We could…. Make them all loose their voices – Peter... oops I mean wormtail
Peter you're a dork… I say we start off with Padfoot's prank- Prongs
The bell went and everyone got up and left potions. Remus, Peter, James and Sirius hung back to discuss their plans for the big prank while Lily, Sarah, Alex and Caz started walking back to the Gryffindor common room. On the way back a little first year came up to Lily and asked "are you Lily Evans?"
"Yep" Lily responded
"Here, this is for you" The little boy said and handed over an envelope with Lily written on the front. Lily opened it and recognised the writing as Dumbledore's.
Dear Lily,
As you hopefully remember you are head girl, and your week of settling in has now expired. Please come to my office tonight at 6pm for a meeting with the head boy and I. See you soon.
Professor Dumbledore
p.s I really like orange sherbet!
Lily read the last part and was very confused so she handed it to the other girls to read.
"Haha Lily I think this means the password to his office is Orange Sherbet. He always has odd little passwords like that." Caz explained
"Riiiiiiight"
Lily looked at her watch and it was 5:58 and she was walking through the halls of Hogwarts going to Dumbledore's office. Lily laughed silently to herself, she must be weird or something but every time she thinks of the name Hogwarts she starts laughing, come on who would name a school Hogwarts! Lily's mind started wandering to who could be head boy, to tell the truth she didn't even know who half the guys in her year were but she did know that there were some extremely hot ones! Lily was trying to think of the guys in her year that she did know, well there were the Marauders- of course- but she didn't think any of them had a hope of getting the position, even if she VERY secretly wanted James to get it no Lily, you are NOT allowed to think of James like that, you HATE him- remember. You do not think he is hot or sweet or nice or dead sexy or SHUTUP. She was having an argument inside her head she didn't even realise she was outside Dumbledore's office. She said "orange sherbet" and the gargoyle leaped aside, scary. She walked up the stairs and came to a door; she opened the door and nearly screamed. Inside was none other then "James Potter?"
"Hey Lil how are you going?" James said. He couldn't believe his luck when Dumbledore told him that Lily was the head girl.
Oh if she wasn't in front of the headmaster he would go down, he was not allowed to talk to her like that, she hates him. "YOU are the head boy?"
"It sure looks that way doesn't it" James said.
"Well then now the introductions have all been made, on with the meeting!" Dumbledore said.
Lily and the girls were walking back from dinner with the Marauders walking just behind them. They turned a corner on their way to the common room and what the girls saw shocked them. Amos was actually cheating on Alex with Ellie. Everyone thought that was just a rumour. What a dickhead. They were kissing each other right in the open where anyone could see. They were all just standing and staring at them and by this time the Marauders had turned the corner.
"Hey Alex I thought you were going out with that guy" Sirius called out when he saw what was going on up ahead. Amos heard and quickly broke apart with Ellie and looked up and caught sight of Alex.
"Oh my god Alex, it's not what it looks like, I swear." Amos said.
Alex just turned around and started to storm off with Amos chasing after her pleading for her to forgive him. Alex was so annoyed she went up to Sirius and kissed him very passionately. Everyone was shocked, including Sirius at the time, but after a couple of seconds he regained his compositor and he put his hand around her waist puller her closer and was kissing her back, he figured she was just doing it to get back at Amos, at she probably still hates him and is just using him, but he didn't care, she was fucking hot and a really good kisser!
Alex pulled back and looked at Amos and said "doesn't bother me, I have been cheating on you with Sirius, so it's good I was getting worried about how I was going to break up with you. Anyway cya, you can go now."
With that Amos turned and practically ran away. Once he was out of earshot Alex turned to Sirius and said "by the way, I do still hate you and the only reason I did that was to get back at Amos, and no, I will not go out with you."
"What makes you think I would want to ask you out? And I only did that because I absolutely hate Amos. And thanks to you I just cheated on my girlfriend. I have never ever cheated on anyone before, thanks very much." Sirius said, but he didn't really mean the first part of it because really he did like her, he just didn't want to admit it.
A/N.. HEY EVERYBODY! Omg I am so so so so so so so so SO SORRY! Ok well I know I did say I will always update and bullshit like that but then I just kind of had writers block and couldn't think of anything to write and just kind of gave up. And then I went to England for rowing and that was taking up like absolutely all of my time, training leading up to it and the actual thing.. and yeah… but don't worry the story is back on track and it will not stop again! Thanks to all my wonderfully sexy nice reviewers… keep reviewing:) please please I beg you! If I get 10 reviews for this chapter I will update tomorrow… but that prob wont happen so don't worry I will update early next week… I PROMISE… and we get to find out what happens at the club… hmm that will be fun wink wink nudge nudge haha ;)