Alrighty kiddies. I haven't updated in two years. Do you know what that means? It means the story is Dead. Kaput. Finito. I do not plan on ever updating it ever again, either. I have seen the light, and the light has shown me that my attempts at fanfiction were very...trying, to put it lightly. And it also showed me that if I tried again, it'll whack me across the head with a lead pipe. In other words, it sucked. The writing was crap. The plot might have been decent, if there was one. So, this is (or was) the end of my "career" as a fanfic writer. I'll keep this up for laughs. In other news, I hate calculus. Good bye.