My name is Ashley J Williams,Deadite Slayer,Time Traveler and Employee of the month. My Life was wasn't always easy.
About 10 months ago me and my girlfriend Linda went out to a cabin for a week off,however it was occupied.
A man by the name of Professor Raymond Knowby had discovered and atempting to translate an accient book.
Necronomicon Ex Mortis: The Book Of The dead. Bound In Human Flesh and inked in blood this book contained
every supernatural spell,ranging from burial rites, funerary Incantations and You guessed it...Demon Ressurection Passages.
After playing a tape of knowby's notes something came out of the woods and possesed Linda. after that it
came for me. My hand became possesed and I lopped it off with a chainsaw. Then after kicking some deadite ass
a portal opened and sent me back to medieviel england. I wasn't the only one dealing with these ass-wipes. The said
something about me being the "promised one", Naturally I didn't give two shits about their situation and wanted back.
So I buit myself a new hand,got some sugar and went after that damn book.
Somehow I screwed up those damn words and hell broke loose,They kidnapped the girl and planned to storm the
Castle. However we prepared and beat them. After the whole ordeal,the wise man told me the spell and gave me some wierd juice.
So I swallowed it said the words and now I'm back at S-Mart telling you my story.As for that damn book,It buried back in england...