Ash arived at the airport,he parked without hesitation and grabbed his bags. He stuck the new shotgun
in with his chainsaw.
"I hope I get their in time." he said to himself.
He walked into the building,there wasn't any lines at the front desks. He carried his stuff over and went to book his ticket.
"And where are we going this evening?" asked the lady at the counter.
"to london baby...to london." he said.
She typed in his information and then took his bag to be weighed.
"What sort of plans do you have in london Mr.williams?" she asked Ash.
"Hunting." he responed. "and to see that book they found today in the news."
She raised an eyebrow and handed his bording past.
Ash hurried upstairs to the gates. He took off his shoes and belt. first time he went throught
the metal detactor he beeped automatically,he forgot about his mecha-hand.
"Please dispense any metallic objects that you may have." said the guard.
Ash twisted off the hand and put it in the tray. he went through again,there was no beep and he grabbed his stuff.
He ran to the gate and handed in his ticket.
London
It was 2:00 in the morning,Shaun and Liz had gotten back from the pub,Shaun was completely drunk and reaking of cigarettes. His movements were zombie-like,when they arived at the house,liz went over to the couch and grabbed the remote.
"Shaun..." she called out.
"What is it love?" he asked mumbling.
"Could you go and feed ed" she answered, "I'm gonna see what's on the telly."
Shaun walked into the kitchen,he stopped at the refridgerator and opened it,he took a giant T-bone steak and a 40 oz of Old English. He went over to the shed and opened the door. Ed was still sitting on his chair,playing playstation. His arms and legs chained down so that he couldn't harm anyone.
"Ed..." he said handing out the raw steak and alcohol
He imedietly took them and ripped into the steak like a savage lion. Shaun sat down by his once friend and grabbed the controller and started to play. Ed finished off all the grissle left on the bone and then threw it at Shaun!
"Ed!" Shaun scolded the zombie.
He then took the alcohol and twisted the cap off with his teeth and poured it onto his face,lapping it up like a dog in drought. But just as shaun was about to head inside...
"Shaun...you must see this!" Liz came running out of the house.
She changed the channel on the tv,on one of the news channels was the same story. This time they were at the museam.
"We're back...I'm Jack bronson and we're with Dr.Ustler...so far she has translated 2 pages of the fabled book of the dead."said Bronson
"Yes...the language of the necronomicon is kandarian." said Dr.Ustler.
"Could you read some of the passage?" asked the anchorman.
Racheal nodded and picked up the book and began to read some of the first page...
"Cunda astratta montose eargrets...gutt nos veratoos canda amantos canda"
As she read the sky began to cloud up and roars of thunder and lightning lit up the skies above,and then a white fog began to fill up the air...
"Shaun...I don't like the sound of this.." said Liz.
Then as soon as she was done something came onto the screen and attacked Racheal and Jack!"
"I'll Swallow your soul..I'll Swallow your soul.." it shrieked as it jumped on jack and chomped onto his neck,ripping off flesh and squirting blood!
Shaun turned off the Tv and looked over at liz.
"Let's go to bed.." he said in a rather quiet voice.
The two got up and walked out. But just as they got passed the clothes line...
"What the bloody fuck is this?"
Shaun and Liz froze in their tracks,they slowly turned around and looked. It was Ed,only instead of being a slow and stupid zombie he was holding the bottle of Old E and looking at the couple,talking!
"Which one of you cunts are gonna get me out of this?" he asked.