Shaun and liz crept alittle closer to Ed,they found it hard to believe that he was actually talking. "Ed...is that you?" asked Shaun. "who do you think it is?" Ed snapped.. "now are you gonna let me out?" Shaun looked at Liz and shrugged. He then reached into his pocket,pulling out a key. but just as he was about to unlock ed,Liz grabbed his shoulder. "How do we know you won't attack us like that thing on the telly?" she asked. "A...I've been eating steak for the time and B...If there's more of those things your gonna need my help." said Ed. "He's got a point " said Shaun. He walked over to Ed and unlocked him. Ed rubbed his neck and wrists. Shaun and Liz stepped back. suddenly they heard the same shrieking noise,they turned around and out came one of those creatures that attacked that woman,Only this one had wings! "Duck!" yelled shaun. He grabbed liz and hit the ground as the thing swooped in! Ed looked around the shed and came across his old shovel. As the creature came in again Ed patted his shovel on his shoe and battered up. as soon the creature was close enough ed swung and knocked it right in the forehead,landing it the hard way. "Good shot!" said Shaun. But Ed wasn't finished,he again took the shovel and smashed it on the creature's head until it busted like a rotten watermelon. Shaun and liz got up and watched as Ed scooped out some of the gooey brains and started to eat them. "Fuck...this is better than those bloody pig snacks!" he said as he turned around to offer some to the couple. "Well...at lease we won't have to worry about feeding him." said Liz. As soon as Ed was done eating the brains he grabbed one of the arms and started to eat that. Meanwhile,Ash was having his own problems,the rain wasn't helping the flight and started to give him paranoia,as if that there was something out there. "Just keep it together Ashley..." he said to himself "there's nothing out there..." His gaze moved around the plane until it focused on a stuartist's ass. "Well...there me lady!" he said with a grin. He reached out to give a pinch but his hand was grabbed! "Huh...what the?" he looked up and the stuartist's head twisted around like something out of the exorsist! "Give me some sugar baby!" the creature shrieked. Ash screamed and kicked her out of the way. He jumped over the cart and went to the captain's room! "Let me in!" he yelled as he banged on the door. He then backed up and kicked in the door! He walked over to one of them and both had been possesed! "Ladies and gentlemen...please return to your seats...we will swallow your soul momentarly" said the captain deadite. Ash was trapped between the passengers and the pilots,He looked down and there was the door to the lower bagage storage. Quickly he opened it to jump in and slammed the door shut. "Chainsaw...where is it!" he exclaimed as he dug around the bags looking for his stuff. Finally he came across the dufflebag and exchanged arms. Just as he motified the new shotgun and loading it,one of the deadites poked out their head from the top! "Hey!" She yelled, But just as she was going to talk she had the end of the shotgun shoved into her mouth. "Suck on this." said Ash as he pulled the trigger and blew her brains everywhere! He then fought his way up through the possesed ones,hacking and shooting them! He shot the pilots and made the mistake of shooting the only ones flying the plane! They were going down very fast and Ash had to get out in one piece! "Come on...there's got to be a parachute!" he said as he dug around. He found one and then kicked open one of the doors. He jumped out and as soon as he was far away from the plane he pulled the cord! "Woah...that was close for comfort!" said Ash. But he spoke too soon, his chute landed into a tree and sent him to the ground crashing! Ash got up and dusted himself off,he looked around,His surroundings appeared to be an old forest,He grabbed his bag with his hand and started to walk. The rain poured down on him. "This sucks..." he mumbled "When I find that damn brod and that punk I'm ringing both of their necks." Ash came across an old church,surrounded by graves. But just as it seemed easy there were 5 zombies coming at him slowly. "Well...taking you down will be like a walk in the park" said Ash. He imedietly reved up the chainsaw and ran at them,cutting them into pieces easily. As soon as they were reduced to a steaming pile,Ash walked into the church,it seemed that there was a funeral going on and no one had shown up. He walked over to the coffin and inside was a woman,she looked to be 23,pale skin,she had black hair,dressed in a black and red dress and had a small black piece of lace to cover her eyes. Ash imedietly closed the casket and went over to the fire place to heat himself up. "Great...just me,a dead one and the boomstick." he said in displeased attitude. Then out of nowhere he heard a giggle,it echoed through the church and ash looked around . not person alive was around except for him. He looked back at the fire and it came again. He couldn't tell if he was going nuts or what. "It can't be her...she's dead." said Ash. He had to make sure. He changed back to his armor hand and grabbed the boomstick. Slowly he crept at the coffin and opened it. He lifted off the lace from her eyes,she had some red mascara painted around her eyelids He looked in and her eyes imedietly opened! Ash fell to the ground and backed up. He cocked the gun and waited for her to attack him. The woman crawled out of the box and looked at him,she giggled and then started to dance ballet. Ash slightly put the gun down and looked at her,he couldn't tell if she was a deadite or not... Editors note: I plan on making new chapters for both this and My Onichan this month. I'm having a block right now but I can guarentee new chapters.