The girl spun and twirled around the church. Ash kept the gun within his grasp,ready if she tried anything sneaky. The dead ballerina stopped and jumped onto of the benches and twirled on the head of it.
"what are you?" He asked .
She stopped and twirled off and up infront of him. She ran a hand on the side of his face,As confused as he was he didn't know wether to feel scared or aroused.
"Tell me...are you human or a deadite." Ash.
"Me no deadite." she said in a little kid voice.
"Then...what are y..." his question was inturupted when she started to kiss him upon his lips.
He kissed her back and dropped the gun. Normally it was him asking for sugar but this worked out as well. She released from the kiss and smiled.
"I'm a witch..." said the pale skinned girl. "and I know all about you...Ashley J Williams."
Ash backed up and grabbed his gun.
"It is written in the book that you are the chosen one who has delivered england from the deadites." She said.
"Well...uh...what's your name?" asked ash.
"My friends call me Samantha." said Samantha.
"Yeah...anyways Do you know which way London is?" he asked.
She nodded and walked for the doors,opening them and pointing to
"Yes, It's just north of here." said she said pointing out there.
Ash ran back in and grabbed his stuff,He stopped at the doors and grabbed sam again.
"Give me some sugar baby..." he said as the two kissed once again.
"Good luck" she said and Ash ran out into the darkness...
The rain began to clear up as Ash started to walk out of the forrest. He found the main road and the city was only a mile away. As He started to walk,the was a field with 6 cows,a lone zombie was trying to bite off it's tail. Ash drew out the boomstick and blew it's head off.
"I saved ya for the slaughterhouse." he said with a smirk.
After walking for 3 minutes Ash arived in london.
The streets were bare,foggy and lit only by the street lights. He looked around and then heard howling. Back at Shaun's,Liz tried calling 911 while Shaun stayed glued to the TV,surfing through static.. Ed was along with Shaun,eating another arm he ripped off the deadite.
"Any luck love?" asked Shaun.
"There all engaged shaun." Liz Answered as she saw Zombies outside the window.
"Why don't we go to the winchester?" asked Ed.
"We Can't" said Shaun
Why not?" asked Ed
"A...We've gone there and they broke in and B...They closed it down after the Zombie problem was taken care of."
"Oh..Alright...guy" Ed mumbled...
Shaun just shook his head and kept channel surfing. He then starting to hear rattling.
"There's a guy with a chainsaw hacking zombies apart." said Liz.
"what!" asked Shaun and Ed.
They came over to the window,Ash was outside fighting off zombies that where trying to dog pile him,hacking and shooting them to pieces.
"Yeah!" Ash yelled out "Go Home and cry to your momma!"
"Now why didn't we think of that?" asked Ed.
"Because we don't own a chainsaw Ed." said Shaun.
After Ash blew another zombie head off,he rested the boomstick in it's case.
"Groovy" he said.
He heard clapping and looked up as Shaun,Liz and Ed came out. Immediatley Ash took his gun back out.
"Get back." He yelled.
Quickly Shaun and Liz moved,Ash cocked the gun,fired and shot ed in the chest!
"Hey...The fuck was that for you prick?"
Ash was about to reload when he had his gun snatched away by Shaun.
"Don't Shoot Ed!" he yelled angrily.
""That thing's a freakin deadite!" Ash Yelled back
Shaun and Ash backed up,Shaun wound up his cricket bat and was ready to strike! Ash charged up his chainsaw and quickly disposed of it,sawing half of it until it was just the handle.
"Boys!" yelled Liz. "Knock it off!"
Ash and Shaun exchanged glares and then stood down as if nothing had happend.
"Now then...Ash." said Liz reading off Ash's S-Mart Tag. "Where have you come from?"
"I'm from america" said Ash "A woman had found the Necronomicon during an expedition."
"So?" said Ed.
'So...If you think Zombies are bad,that's just the tip of the iceburg." said Ash.
"Come on in then..." said Liz.
"Liz!" yelled Shaun.
"Come on shaun...at lease he's not that twat David." said Liz.
"She's got a point shaun." said Ed.
Liz led him to the couch,He detatched the chainsaw and put on his metal hand. She brought him and Shaun a beer.
"So tell me what exactly is this necro-whatchamacallit?" asked Shaun.
"The Necronomicon,Basically it's the netherworld bible." said Ash "within it's pages is spells that could send someone back in time,command an army of zombies or empower the keeper so they could rule the world."
"Great...we all get fucked." said Shaun as he took another swig...