You Know What This Thing Is Called Already
Amazingly, this is still by Sheik Lovin 'Insert gimmick here' Rose-chan.
Disclaimer: Nintendo owns all, yaoi rules, I don't own anything, Ash sucks, yadda yadda yadda.
After 6 years of waiting, Vanny was finally on the road to be a Pokémon Master! She was very confident – after all, not only did she have the legendary Suicune, she was the main character. There was no possible way she could lose! Why, if she wandered into Indigo Plateau right now, she's probably get the title simply because the Elite Four would be far too terrified to take on a Sue. Maybe on this journey she would even find out who her father was; tragically, she'd never known him and her mother had passed away when she was young, so she was living with her foster parents in Pallet Town even though there was only two houses and the Lab.
She walked along happily and hummed to herself, her mood not hampered by her depressing and not at all cliché past. Before it got to the point where she broke out into song and this became a pointless song-fic (which aren't allowed now anyway), she heard voices and malicious laughter. Booo.
Suddenly sensing that this was an Important Plot Point, Vanatessa broke into a run to put a stop to whatever evil was happening, because anyone with malicious laughter is always evil. No exceptions. She came upon a terrible sight; four Team Rocket members were torturing a small Vulpix, never mind that it's only Route 1! And why is it always Vulpix or Eevee that the Sues come across early on? Anyway…
"You!" she cried out in her imposing Sailor Moon wannabe voice, "Stop right there!"
"Look missy, if you don't wanna get hurt you don't mess with Team Rocket!" Not even trying to hide their identity and in broad daylight, the four grunts stood up and looked generally menacing,
"You thugs don't scare me! Hurting Pokémon is wrong!" Oh, the drama! Vanny was in her element now, and nothing was going to stop her righteous anger!
"Oh? What's that you've got on your belt, then? You're a trainer, and you force Pokémon to fight!"
"Well…you, uh…" Logic! A Sues most powerful foe! How could they have possibly known her only weakness? Clutching her head in pain, Vanatessa stumbled to the side as she cried out. Spots danced before her eyes – no! Her beautiful eyes couldn't fail her now! The logic, combined with the overload of exclamation marks, was slowly breaking down her mental barriers…she was done for…
As if in a dream, Vanny heard someone call out, "Flamethrower!"
The yells and surprised shouts of the grunts fell on deaf ears as Vanatessa collapsed.
Ph34r t3h susp3ns3!11!
Vanatessa awoke to the sounds of a crackling fire and someone humming a tune she didn't know. She blearily opened her eyes, which had chosen to be sky blue. The stars twinkled overhead and the moon shined from on high, which altogether made a completely boring scene that you're going to have to suffer through anyway.
"Oh, you're awake. Are you okay?" Tessa sat straight up. Sitting across from her was someone who could be no-one else but the main male character. He had saved her, and now they were destined to be together! Her heart giddy already, Tess gazed at him and batted her now emerald eyes.
"I'm quite all right, thank you so much for saving me from those nasty Rockets, Mr…?" (16 years old? Yeah.)
"Dan," he said, showing the Gary Stus unusual trait of having a completely normal, non-exotic name, unlike Mary Sues where pretty much anything goes. "Call me Dan."
"Well, thank you, Dan. My name is Vanatessa, but you can come up with your own cute nickname and we'll be just like a couple!"
"What?"
"Did I say that out loud? Hang on."
One mind wipe later, and…
"Oh, Tess, I've only just met you and I barely know anything about you but you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen!"
"Oh Dan, you're so…oh! That poor Vulpix! What happened to it?"
Feeling the angst coming on, Dan motioned to a small, quivering lump of fur, which seemed to know it was doomed.
"I think he's alright. No major wounds or anything. Maybe he's a special Vulpix? I mean, you don't get them round here normally, right?"
"That'd be so cool!" Almond eyes blinked up at Vanny, who ignored Dan's pointing out of the author's incompetence and smiled at the small fox.
"Vulpix? Would you like to come with me on my journey?" Hanging his head and resigned to his fate, the many-tailed fox nodded once and hated himself for it.
"Alright! I think I'll call you…."
"Flashfire!" (Hooray for originality!)
TBC…
It's always Vulpix or Eevee. Always. Now review, and be a better person for it!
Thanks to: Ahura Mazda, SonicTU (you want more? You got more!), Fire Blazing Chan S.E (thanks for the review!), Ri2 (Second Chapter: Did someone say my name?)
Next Chapter: Route 1 is never spoken of again, and what's this commotion at Viridian Gym?