AN: again, this somehow keeps me sane in geology, which I'm probably failing, don't ask how my mind works, I don't even want to know.
McKay
We now more on to the scientist McKay
Whose plans sometimes 'gone aft agly'
Like the one that happened the other day
A power generator outside the city says nay
Causing a huge delay
Ruining everyone's day
Repel down the side of the city was the only way
To fix this generator by the end of the day
And the only one who could fix it was McKay
Zelenka was called to be his belay
Even though in his lab he wished to stay
On their way out they ran into a ray
That transported them a ways away
To a room all made of clay
And the local natives yelled "Hey
My name is Jay and this is Kay
It's the year 2005 in the month of May"
To Zelenka, Rodney just had to say
"This is Earth, we can't stay!"
That's when Jay turned to say
"You know we have a way
To get you back to the Jumper Bay
On this machine you just need to lay"
The two scientists lay and begin to pray
Opened their eyes back in the Jumper Bay
Jumped, danced, and yelled "Yay!"
They apologized to Atlantis for the delay
Told everyone about the ray
Then ordered to the infirmary where they had to stay
For the rest of the day.
AN2: Again, let me know what's up! Gold star to whoever guesses the movie and a book I ripped off in this chapter