I Dunno, Some Sort of Title

By Sheik Lovin' 'Zero owns your soul' Rose-chan

A/N: Bah. My inspiration died and this chapter really didn't want to get written. Apologies to all for the delay. Better late than never, right? Right? Oh.

DISCLAIMER: The day I get paid for writing crappy Mary Sue parodies is the day I rule the world, or at least own Nintendo. I currently do not rule the world. I also do not own Nintendo, nor do I get paid for this. Satisfied?

Our new scene begins in a happy, picturesque little forest north of Viridian. Viridian Forest is actually nothing like picturesque at all and any happy little bunnies were probably wiped out by those damn Weedles (where's an antidote when you need one?) and I'm getting terribly off-track here.

Right. Forest. Description. You all know what the stupid forest looks like. Dark. Twisty. And so on. Well, it's my fic, and if I want to skip descriptions I can and there's nothing you can do about it, so there.

Vanatessa was perfect as always; the considerable forest undergrowth seemed to bounce off her when it threatened to dirty her prefect clothes.

Insert two paragraphs describing her outfit here

Dan, however, wasn't faring as well as the Sue and he was covered in the dirt and grime of the forest in order to make Vanny seem more special. But he's one Pokémon wonder-boy, so he's used to forests (but don't ask me how he beat Winona, or Tate and Liza, or Wallace, or…).

Even though he technically had all the badges it was possible to get (the Orange Islands and whatever else the writers invented to keep the series going are a figment of your imagination and never happened) one dose of Sue-power and he had agreed to accompany Vanatessa on her journey with some excuse, like…I don't know, protection or something.

I suddenly have an urge to write this chapter in 1337. Hell, it's my fic.

"Liek omg I pwnz0r j00!"

"But I beated j00 lolz 14m3r."

….

Okay. Worst idea ever.

But suddenly – because I'm fast running out of ideas so we'll just skip to the inevitable – a Pikachu ran out in front of them! It didn't attack them or anything, like wild Pokémon are supposed to do before you can capture them! It's all very exciting! Exclamation Mark!

"Oh, wow! A Pikachu!"

Dan looked bored.

"Wow. A Pikachu. Never seen one of those before. And look, it's level 3."

"Quiet, you. Flashfire, go!" Hey, did she ever heal that Suicune?

"Ember!" Because Vanatessa is a Sue, Ember did the same amount of damage Fire Blast does and instantly killed – I mean, caused the electric rat, which is NOT CUTE AT ALL, to faint. Which doesn't stop her ability to capture it, like it should. I mean, I don't even know how many times I had to reset when Rock Slide killed Moltres in one hit before it used Endure, but whine moan complain point out the flaws in the story. Stupid Mary-Sues.

"You know, you can get level 20 ones in the Power Plant." Because the world will tremble before a level 20 Pikachu.

"Stop ruining the mood! Pokéball, go!"

She captures the Pikachu, gives it a stupid name, the forest is never mentioned again and they randomly teleport to Pewter, et cetera.

A/N: I'm really sorry for the delay and the short chapter, but excuse. Hopefully the next one will be longer/come out quicker (And maybe I'll update that Zelda fic. Hah! I slay myself!)

Thanks to: Fire Blazing Chan S.E (Hey, I spent a whole minute coming up with that name. And I had to choose from such brilliant names, such as Mooncrystal, Moonsong, Moonnoun, and so on. Yep, Blaziken's awesome. Second favourite Pokémon right there)

- Katire StarDust (But Ansem was beaten by Robotnik, who was slaughtered by Ganondorf, who overperformed against Sephiroth, and no-one else knows what the hell I'm talking about. Oh, and CATS got more on Link that Ganondorf did),

- Sdrive (Hell, I see the word 'girl' and I scroll down. The yaoi hath consumed my soul. Thanks again!)

- Nyaa-Neko (YOU'RE WINNER! Even though this chapter was so pitifully short it counts as 'the beginning of the middle'. I'll try to be better, I promise)

- BrokenChains (Thanks for the review!)

- Darkeiya the Darkocelot (Four – no, five XD's! That has to count for something! Yeah, I stole the COMBO'D joke. The Cheat pwns.)

- Greenfrie (It is spreading…muwahahahaha. Thank you!)

- Hanako Tabris (If there are two male characters, there will be yaoi. A quick look at my favourite stories should answer your question)

- ducks-rule-world (Thank you for the reviews! -gives ducks-rule-world a hug-)

- SonicTU (Yeah, that wasn't as good as previous chapters. But it had George! Everybody loves George!)

Next chapter: I'm sure you can figure it out for yourselves. Pewter, anyone?