Potions Storeroom Madness Chapter 2: Harry Plus Draco Plus Vodka Equals CRAZY, a harry potter fanfic

Okay, another crazy chapter. This one is really annoying, but, what the heck.

Harry and Draco crashed aimlessly into shelves, knocking over potions everywhere. Harry was babbling in some language, commonly known as crazy-talk or mental-breakdown speak. 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Draco, on the other hand, was doing impersonations of various people. There was Colin Creevey. "Yippee! I got a camera! Clickclickclickclickclickclick!" After that was Dumbledore. "First-years may not go into the Forbidden Forest. It has many scary monsters in it, like zombies, and goblins, and werewolves, and unicorns." Then there was Snape. "Wonderful work Mr. Malfoy. Terrible work Mr. Potter. Ten points to Slytherin Malfoy. Detention Potter." He also did Harry himself. "I hate you Malfoy. You are a stupid idiot. Hermione is my best friend. Ron is my best friend. Haha. You have two gorillas for best friends. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…"

At this point, Harry interrupted with

"I like aeroplane jelly…

Aeroplane jelly for me…

I eat it for dinner,

I eat it for tea,