A/N: This is my first Harry Potter FanFicion ever! So go easy on me. This is a joint porject with 'Mother of Miroku's Child' and me. You can also view this Fanfiction on her name. Be sure to review. Thanks.
P.S. When I say "Dun dun nun" or something like that I mean the Harry Potter song it kinda sounds like dun nun nun nun nun. Ya' know the one in the movies? Well that's what I mean. Also there's lot's of OOCness.
Dun nun nun nun nun nun Dun nun nun nun. Music plays as they slowly zoom in on Hogwarts. Then the picture quickly zooms in past the school walls and into Harry's room where he can be seen waving his head back and forth with his mouth gaping singing retardidly "Dun nun nun nun nun nun Dun nun nun nun."
The the camera continues zooming in past his room to Ron's room where he is seen eating candies while humming "Dun nun nun nun nun nun Dun nun nun nun."
The camera continues zooming in until it reaches Hermoine's room which is filled with hundreds of scrolls that all say "Dun nun nun nun nun nun Dun nun nun nun" then Hermoine is seen writting "Dun nun nun nun nun nun Dun nun nun nun."
tHE nEXT dAY
Harry, Ron, & Hermoine were walking to potions class. Malfoy past Harry in the halls then pulled him aside. Then Malfoy whispered in Harry's ear "Hey Potter did you know my dick was 8 inches?"
Harry turned to Malfoy shocked, blushed and scrambled away looking flustered. Malfoy laughed and contiued walking.
All the students walked in and sat down. Harry, Ron, & Hermoine sat next to each other of course. Snape picked up a potion bottle to begin explaining to the class when he spilled a small amout of potion on himself.
"Omigawd! I just spilled potion on brand new black dress!" Screamed Snape in a high pitched voice, shocking everyone.
"I mean I ehem I errm...spilled potion all over my black umm... trecnchcoat! Yeah trench coat, ya' know my great grandfather gave it to me, yeah...real important! Anyway." Snaped faltered his voice suddenly becoming deeper.
Then with a flick of his wand and a few mumbles everyody's memory was erased, except Neville who was standing outside the door watching it all, good thing he had been running late. Neville quietly slipped unseen by all, into a seat.
The rest of potion class went along normally, everyone having forogtten the previous incident. Except poor Neville who was left with the haunting knowledge of what had happened.
That day when Snape was grading papers he handed Malfoy's back with a huge F on the front. He walked up to Malfoy and whispered "Ooh F we need to talk about your grades, call me." He winked and walked away without anybody noticing.
Malfoy only smiled.
lATER oN tHAT dAY iN tHE cOMMON rOOM
Harry was in the common room furiously trying to figure out potion homework. Hermoine nor Ron where there to help him they had made up some lame excuse. Harry wondered where they had went but didn't give it much thought.
tHE nEXT dAY
Once again they were on they're way to potions class. Once again Malfoy had pulled him aside but this time he whispered,
"I had wet dream about you last night." Harry turned bright red, gaged, then took off towards potion class. When they arrived Snape was looking in the mirror at his butt.
When Snape realized the class was there he excclamied "Does this make my butt look big?" In a high vally girl voice.
Unsure of what to say the class answered "Maybe." Furious he stomped off but not before casting a spell to make them forget yet again.
Once everyone had forgotten and they went to sit down they relized Professor Snape was not there. The whole class they talked and played around. Snape had never showed up and obviously none of the teachers knew he was missing.
But Harry wasn't about to complain.
When Harry went to lunch that day Ron and Hermoine were missing. They were missing at dinner too. When they went to the common room Ron and Hermoine had made up yet another excuse not to be there, Harry was beginning to wonder.