12:13 AM oUTsIDE oF hARRY'S dORM
Malfoy was outside of Harry's dorm trying to write "Malfoy Was Here" only one problem. He forgot how to spell his name. He knew he'd reconize his name if he saw it written so he started with A. He wrote A, realized that couldn't be the first letter of his name so he crossed that out. Then he wrote B then crossed that out, then C crossed that out, and went through the whole alphabet until he came to M.
mEANwHILe oUTsIDE hARRY's wINdOW.
"7:15 AM Harry's still sleeping. I've been watching him for three hours now and he's still sleeping! Dammit he's still sleeping! When the hell is he gonna wake up?" Shouted Lord Voldermort. The loud shout woke Harry up, which startled Voldermort causing him to lose conetration, breaking the hovering spell and causing him to fall hundreds of feet to the ground with a thud.
bACK oUTsIDE oF hARRy'S dORm
Malfoy used that method for every letter of his name he was on Y when Harry walked out at about 7:20 AM.
"Malfoy what are you doing?" Asked Harry.
"Umm...umm...stuff!" Mafloy yelled nervously then he took off running down the hall. Harry looked up at the wall. "Malfo has been here."
'Malfo? Who's Malfo?' Wondered Harry then headed toward the common room, even though he saw Malfoy outside of his dorm near the grafitti.
'They're wasn't even class today why am I getting up so early?' Harry wondered as he headed toward the common room after getting dressed.
"7:25 AM I accedentally woke Harry up, but he didn't see me, good thing too. I don't want him to know I'm stalking him. Whoa! He just blinked! Whoa! He blinked again. I think he has some sort of blinking problem. Wow! He using those thing ummm...yeah legs, to like walk. He's using his legs to walk! Amazing.
Harry himself had prettyodd day. As he was leaving lunch he bumped into Ron which he hadn't seen all day.
"Ron were've ya' been all day Mate?"
"Oh around I 'spose." He said while sucking on something.
"Whatch'ya eatin' asked Harry out of pure curiosity. "An everlasting gumstopper." Replied Ron.
"I know they don't really last forever! I know!" Then he walked away shaking.
'What was up with everyone lately? Where is Hermoine I haven't seen her all day either!' Thought Harry.
As if on cue Hermoine sped past him. He chased after he for a few seconds till he caught up with her then pulled her aside. "Hermoine where have you been?"
"Well I found this cubix cube thing and well..." She started holding up the black cube with colored square stickers on it.
"I can't do it! No matter how hard I try no matter which way I turn it, it just doesn't fit no matter what! It's driving me crazy Harry. I don't want to use magic to do it. You'd think I'd be smart enough to figure this out on my own but...I can't!"
Harry just stared. "Well by Harry I'll figure this out eventually!" Then she sped off again.
'Great so Ron's obsessed withh a piece of candy and Hermoine's obsessed with a cube! It figures!' Harry though to himself.
He went up to his dorm praying he didn't pass Malfoy and luckily he didn't. He arrived at his door and opened it, walked in and sat on his bed. He was quickly distracted by mumbling.
"1:24 PM Harry just got finished eating lunch. He met up with Ron and Hermoine but they didn't talk for long. He's walking upstairs to his dorm. Okay, now he's sitting on his bed. Now he's looking at me. Shit! He see's me!"
"Hey is that Voldermort?"
"No." Replied Voldermort.
"Oh really? Then who is it?"
"This is Lord Moldy Butt!"
"Oh sure, I believe you." Answered Harry sarcastically. "Really Voldermort I mean stalking me now? Don't you think that's a bit obsessed?"
"No." He replied.
"Het why'd you answer my question if you Lord Moldy Butt not Voldermort.
"Oh yeah...well bye!" As he was dissapearing Harry ran to the window and looked out he saw pink Death Eaters dissapearing with him.
'Pink? What was the world coming to?' Wondered Harry.
tHE nEXt dAy
Harry awoke wondering if what he saw yesterday was a dream or no but when he saw a shadow dissapearing from his window, and soft mummbling, he know he hadn't.
When Harry told Ron and Hermoine about how Voldermort was stalking him and pretending to be Lord Moldy Butt. They laughed and said "Good joke." He tried to explain he was serious but they only laughed more!
'I think they think I'm crazy.' Thought Harry.
"During breakfast Ron ate nothing and Hermoine ate little. Ron because he still had the everlasting gumstopper and he refused to take it out of his mouth and Hermoine because she was still trying to figure out the Cubix Cube.
The whole day they didn't speak about much else, Harry tried to convince them Voldermort was stalking him again but they wouldn't believe him.
One the way to potions Malfoy pulled him aside yet again and whispered "Nice ass." Harry suddenly felt sick and ran fo the bathroom. Malfoy on the other hand walked away snickering.
'What was up with Malfoy lately?' Harry wondered, still partiaclly shocked.
During class when Snape had asked the class a question Hermoine's hand shot up as usual, but instead of calling on her he said.
"Oh looooook! It's miss I know everything about absolutely nothing!"
"But Profess-
"Yes miss I know everything about nothing?" He would call her that every time she raised her hand and she eventually gave up.
Harry looked out the window instead of paying attention to what Snape was saying. Then He saw what looked to be Hedwig and pig making out!
He practically gaged, then turned around, he didn't look out the window the rest of that day.