A/n: I have nothing to say, I'm eating too many M&Ms…but that's it. :)

Rukusho-I just wanted to apologize for not waiting for your reply to this drabble, I just really wanted to get it posted. :)

Fading Wind-Your review made me laugh, and happy cause it seems I had an original idea. Even if he was mauled by you with a wrench he'd be hot…as long as it's not the face, don't damage the face:)

Lil-Kudo- Surprised? Like it was longer than you expected? Lol. :)

saffiremoon21-Bwahaha I'm creeping people out! Of course short's good…Ed's short, lol. :)

Maylin-Chan-You made me think about Roy killing Riza! And for some reason I think he'd use a hatchet…and I don't know why. Tucker's an ass who creeped me out beyond belief, Nina must have gotten her looks from her mother…if she looked like Tucker…ick. :)

Sometimes you find you want a baby when you least expect it, the same can be said for who you want the baby with.

-Me (RW Grimm)

#3 Melissa

He should've been doing his paperwork, but he wasn't.

And since he couldn't do much else without Riza noticing, he would think.

Sometimes he thought about serious matters, like becoming Fuhrer.

Other times he thought about much…less serious things.

Today was one of those days where his mind was on the latter.

"Hawkeye," he called, staring not at her, but the wall ahead of him…no…beyond the wall.

Riza looked up from her own work, knowing Roy was going to ask her another stupid so he could avoid doing work.

Some were less innocent than others.

"Does Black Hayate have a birthday?"

"Do you think you would ever wear a miniskirt?"

"What about a frilly maid outfit?"

"Why don't wear your hair down more?"

"If you were a food what kind would you be?"

"Does bondage appeal to you at all?"

These were just some of the many idiotic (or perverted) questions the colonel asked her. She couldn't even imagine what today's would be.

"Could I ask you a question?"

She had the strong impulse to say 'no' but decided against it. Once he asked the question she'd answer (for the sexual ones she had to lie so as not to add to his fantasies), glare at him, and tell him to get the hell back to work.

"Yes sir,"

A small smile appeared on his pale lips. "If you ever had a child…what would you name it?"

This caught Riza off guard. What kind of question was that?

But, instead of yelling at him for asking such a personal thing, she replied curtly "I don't intend on having children sir,"

She thought he'd leave it at that, but he didn't. "Then hypothetically speaking, if you had a child, what would you name it?"

Hawkeye didn't say anything for a long while. She just stared at him, though his eyes were glued to something else, something she couldn't see.

"…If it was a girl…I would name her…Melissa,"

Roy's smile grew. "Melissa…I like that name,"

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