"I. Hate. Kids" Miroku said.
The kids had been chasing him for the past 15 minutes, until finally Inuyasha got tired of all the screaming from the kids he gave them each a dollar to leave Miroku alone.
"It's your own fault, if you hadn't been to busy checking out the girls, you wouldn't have destroyed their castle!" Sango said angrily.
" I wasn't checking out the girls! I was simply uh..."
"Save it!" Sango said harshly.
Kagome was packing their stuff and getting ready to get home. When she heard Sango's voice scream 'pervert!' she sighed. If Miroku would get over his perverted ways he and Sango might actually get along.
" Are you guys ready to leave?" Inuyasha asked.
Everyone nodded.
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It was pretty quiet in the car, until out of nowhere Miroku said...
"Truth or dare Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha looked at Miroku thru the mirror and raised an eye brow. Miroku only gave him a small smile.
"I don't feel like playing stupid games..."
Miroku crossed his arms and pretended to pout, seeing that Inuyasha wasn't going to give in he thought of something else.
"You chicken?"
"I am not!"
" Well your obviously to scared to tell the truth, and you obviously are to scared to do a dare...You. Are. Chicken" Miroku said as he started to flap his arms around like a chicken and make chicken sounds.
Inuyasha's grip on the wheel tightened. He was not a chicken. No way was he going to let Miroku get away with such a comment.
"Fine, dare."
Miroku smiled evilly, now what was he going to make Inuyasha do? He thought for a bit. Then he got the perfect idea.
"Inuyasha..." Miroku started evilly.
Inuyasha gulped...he should have went with truth.
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"Miroku what are you going to make him do...?" Kagome asked curiously.
Miroku only smirked, he was such a genius. He refused to tell Kagome or Sango what he had dared Inuyasha to do, he told them it was a surprise.
They were at a diner, a diner that Miroku and Inuyasha constantly came to. Once a week, usually on Wednesdays, there was a talent show. You could to jokes or sing on stage. Suddenly, a young women came on stage and began to speak.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our last performance for the night, please welcome...Inuyasha Takashi!"
The crowed applaused as someone came on stage. His long hair was tied in two piggy tails. (Is that what you call it?) And he was wearing a pink dress.
It took everything in their power for Kagome, Sango and Miroku not to laugh. That was Inuyasha! He glared at them from the stage as he picked up the microphone and the music started.
He started to sing...
Baby, can't you see, I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous I'm falling
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need a hit, baby give me it
Your dangerous, I'm lovin' it
His friends burst out laughing. They couldn't believe Inuyasha was doing this, Inuyasha himself couldn't believe he was going this!
Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinning round and round
do ya feel me now?
Kagome fell off her chair, she was on the floor and she was laughing really hard. She looked at Miroku who was equally laughing and who was taping the whole thing with the help of Sango.
Oh the a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
Your toxic I'm slippin' under
(Ohh, ohh)
With a the taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't ya know that you're toxic
And I love what ya do
Don't ya know that you're toxic
As the song ended the crowd was silent, except for Kagome, Sango and Miroku who were laughing since the beginning. Inuyasha put the microphone back and went off stage.
When he met his friends outside he was furious. He glared daggers at them but they didn't seem to notice since they were still laughing.
"Miroku, 3 words. You. Are. Dead." Inuyasha growled and started chasing Miroku who was running around screaming like a girl.
The girls laughed as they watched.
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There you go people, I know it was short. But I had a short amount of time to do it cause my parents want me off the computer soon.But if you guys reviewI promise I'll have the next chapter out by next friday.