A/n: I thought this would make a nice fluff chapter. :)

Galux Kitty-Yeah, like I said I don't think that's how Riza would really act, but I was in desperate need to write angst. :)

seto'sgal29-No problem, it's an awsome fic. :)

Crimson Rayne-Hell no, lol. I haven't seen the movie just yet, but I can tell you that doesn't happen. If it did (and if something wasn't resolved) I'd rip someone's eyes out (not mine, that would hurt). :)

LilKudo-No it didn't, I just needed to write some angst, and the title just screamed for it. :)

invisible johnny-I havne't seen the movie myself, but from what I've read (a very spoiler filled summary) there's not much for royai, and SPOILER lots of people die (more than I think is necsessary) and Ed and Al end up in our world (which isn't a very satisfying ending to me). END SPOILER But it's still pry going to be pretty good, just not the best ending (maybe they'llmake a sequel):)


Men have a habit of ruining romantic moments.

RW Grimm

#29 Warmth

Sitting on the couch with your lover, snuggling under a warm blanket in front of a warm fire. The perfect romantic setting.

That could be so easily ruined.

"Riza, if I were a women, would you still want to sleep with me?"

She raised a delicate eyebrow, and he was sure he saw her eye twitch. "What?"

Roy grinned. "If I were a women—"

"Why would you ask that Roy?"

He shrugged. "Couples seem to have questions like this: 'If I got into an accident and didn't look the same way I used to, would you still love me?' 'If I were missing an eye, would you still love me?' 'If I didn't have any—"

"I see your point," she muttered. Roy leaned forward expectantly. "But I'm not answering such a stupid question,"

Roy nodded slowly, but on the inside he was smirking. Everything was going according to plan. "Okay, if I promise to never ask a question like that again…will you answer my questions about your sexual preferences…like bondage?"

She bit her lip, he knew she was battling over which set of questions was worse. But hopefully, before the night was up, Roy would know if Riza Hawkeye appealed to bondage.

END